Please settle an argument for me

The wife and I have decided to post this on our respective boards to see who is right so please give your opinion.

The story:
We had gone grocery shopping and when we get home it's my job to carry the groceries up the stairs (multiple trips) and then she puts them away, so I give her the keys to open the door for me. Usually she leaves the keys on a hook upstairs near my front door. This one time she decides to leave them in the front door without saying a word to me about it. Sometime during my trips up and down the stairs someone stole the keys out of the front door. She says I get mad when she leaves them on the hook. I'm not really blaming her but I think it is her fault for leaving the keys there and not saying anything to me about it. She feels it is nobody's fault. Without saying too much more and trying to sway opinions here what do you guys think? Who is right?

* I can't edit the poll options so I would like to re word the 2nd option to:

She is right, I should have seen the keys there.

TBH only an idiot leaves keys on the outside of a door in our society. The same principle applies to cars....would you leave you car running with the keys in it whilst you went quickly into a store. It's simply asking for trouble.

Whether you will win this argument is another matter. To most men a situation is either black or white and logic prevails but trying to get a women to see the same logic is impossible. I know I've tried many a time and just feel like I'm wasting my breath.

Good luck mate.

Where is the option for
* I am an idiot for not knowing how to spell 'argument' and for asking an online community to solve my marital disputes

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trust a lass to notice a spelling mistake in an argument like this:dabs: lol

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Where is the option for
* I am an idiot for not knowing how to spell 'argument' and for asking an online community to solve my marital disputes

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you've got a system where she regularly leaves the keys on a hook and you regularly get mad at her?
buy another set of keys dumbass

well at the same time i would be changing the lock, wouldn't bother getting another set of keys.

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Originally Posted by Acid_death69

well at the same time i would be changing the lock, wouldn't bother getting another set of keys.

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You reckon :O

nah actually i think he should just leave it:dabs:

Indeed, it's a lot of bother to go to.

The bloke who stole it doesn't even know what door it's for so what's the chances of finding the right house.

i meant more along the lines of having a set of keys for each of them, so that swapping was unnecessary. Extravagant i know but i really do feel it could solve this issue

How far away did you park the car from your house that you missed the bloke who nicked your keys? :huh:

blame her blame her blame her !!!!! :D

no seriously these things happen ..:)

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Originally Posted by MiniMalistic

blame her blame her blame her !!!!! :D

no seriously these things happen ..:)

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No they don't, these things do not happen.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

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Originally Posted by MiniMalistic

blame her blame her blame her !!!!! :D

no seriously these things happen ..:)

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No they don't, these things do not happen.

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so who do you blame ?:naughty:

The bloke who stole the key.

:sage:

It's both of your faults obviously.
She shouldn't have left it in the door but you also could have taken it out of the door when you came up the first time. :blink:

I blame society first and the failed policies of the Clinton administration next.

And global warming.

What about the parents, they must share some of the blame, Shirley.

Every aspect of the story is immaterial apart from the keys having been left in the door, rather than on the hook.

Who left the keys in the door?

Next, is it reasonable to expect you would notice them in the door, rather than on the hook?

If you want something to argue about, there you go.

A lesson to be learned:

Don't become such a slave to routine your observational abilities suffer.

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Originally Posted by clocker

I blame society first and the failed policies of the Clinton administration next.

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In any civilized society, government ought to provide free replacement keys within the hour.

I imagine a program could be funded for around $500 billion.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What about the parents, they must share some of the blame, Shirley.

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Shirley.

The guy who stole the keys is seeing missus detail on the side. :unsure:

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Originally Posted by benchez

The guy who stole the keys is seeing missus detail on the side. :unsure:

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He's seeing her in profile?

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did you close the door or leave it open on your trips up and down the stairs?
You didn't hear the keys clanging banging when you swung the door shut?
You left the door open in that neighborhood?
Its the mrs fault..who leaves keys dangling from doors?

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Originally Posted by ilw

i meant more along the lines of having a set of keys for each of them, so that swapping was unnecessary. Extravagant i know but i really do feel it could solve this issue

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Oh she has a her own set of keys but NEVER brings them with her.

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Originally Posted by tralalala

How far away did you park the car from your house that you missed the bloke who nicked your keys? :huh:

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Directly across the street from my house. It must have been so quickly in between trips

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Originally Posted by tesco

It's both of your faults obviously.
She shouldn't have left it in the door but you also could have taken it out of the door when you came up the first time. :blink:

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I didn't see or hear them since I didn't know they were there.

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Originally Posted by hangemhigh

did you close the door or leave it open on your trips up and down the stairs?
You didn't hear the keys clanging banging when you swung the door shut?
You left the door open in that neighborhood?
Its the mrs fault..who leaves keys dangling from doors?

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She left the door open as I made trips. On the last trip I did close the door because I had a cigarette so I closed the door so the smoke doesn't blow inside the house. I would have surely noticed or heard the keys then but they were not there at that point. The person must have gotten them before that point.

THB I live in a very good neighborhood called Carrol Gardens we even have a few celebs that live here now. When I was growing up the place was a true stereotype Brooklyn neighborhood and then in the last 10 years or so more and more Yuppies and affluent types moved here and now the place is overrun with hipster scum.

What does THB mean.

And also, are you sure you spelt your neighbourhood properly.

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Originally Posted by Detale

Oh she has a her own set of keys but NEVER brings them with her.

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I suppose she's afraid she'll lose them or do something else just as dumb....as if!

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What does THB mean.

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To Be Honest, Shirley

We should re name the board to spellingandgrammertalk.com because some people cant let it go already

Its obviously the womans fault.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

What does THB mean.

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To Be Honest, Shirley

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That doesn't make sense.

And also it's not really spelling, putting the capital letter of three words in order.

It's her fault, but you have to take the blame, it's part of the being a man thing that we're supposed to do... just get it over with, it's the only way to a peaceful life.

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Originally Posted by JPaul

And also it's not really spelling, putting the capital letter of three words in order.

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Well, it's clearly her fault,

But since you can't do anything about it you have no option but to shoot her, smother the kids, and then make a total botch of committing suicide.

I can't understand why people make such a drama out of these things. :dabs:

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Originally Posted by lynx

I can't understand why people make such a drama out of these things. :dabs:

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Then I suggest you concentrate on the "how" of it; understanding will surely follow. :wacko:

You're both at fault, to be honest.

Her, for leaving the keys in the door.

You, for entrusting your keys to a woman in the first place :fist:

Do what ilw said, get a set of keys each, FFS

My keys rarely leave my pocket except when they are driving the car or opening doors.

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Originally Posted by Barbarossa

My keys rarely leave my pocket except when they are driving the car or opening doors.

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Do you have some sort of ubber keys.