It varies.
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It varies.
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It depends on the season.
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A slight hint of soap on her thigh. Something sweeter...waiting.
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How's the hangover this morning bd?
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
It's awful, dear...
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I can imagine your pain.
I think I might of placed my head in a bag of hammers and rolled down a flight of stairs.
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It's been known to happen. Did you wake up at some point, still drunk but sober enough to feel bad?
Sort of. Except...I've never really woke up.
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the movie was good
Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.
It was an alcohol-related event.
Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.
I spent two days walking sideways. :mellow:
That makes no sence, Kev. None at all.
How did you know it was 8 hours? Did you check the time before you decided to go to sleep in a snowdrift? :huh:
I landed in the snow slightly after 2300, woke up at about 0700, when the females I had been visiting found me while departing their domicile on the way to work.
We collectively deduced I was the victim of my own appetites and the combination of items on the previous evening's, um, menu. :whistling
In the intervening years I have had two other such incidents, though neither of them involved snow.
JP-
The last bit was a play on the extreme chill that plagued me throughout the next day.
No actual stroke occurred.
Not the type you think, anyhow. :naughty:
Was it comfy though?
Douches are dangerous distractions.
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Reasonably comfy, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
So they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Pretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4Reasonably comfy, yes.
So they say.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
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Curtains down and smelly? :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobiePretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
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I prefer to see/smell some evidence of grooming...:whistling
Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking.
Of the quality goods, one would hope. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
Wax?Quote:
Originally Posted by VillageShaman
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Candlewax?
I prefer using a female to bite the hairs off. Painful yet strangely erotic.
In a sadomasochistic way.
Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.
Bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Originally Posted by Squeamous
Agreed. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieBullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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Smelling this may be a symptom of retarded olfactory development.:whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobieBullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
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No, it's true! After the first flush of testosterone is over men stop charging at you like a bull in a china shop and start registering things like the way you smell and feel. Men shouldn't really be allowed near the opposite sex until they're 30 :yup:.
Hmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Don't recall ever charging a woman like a bull.
Always strove to be a gentleman.
Smells always drove me wild.
Of course, I'm not a regular guy. :whistling
...and you expect us to believe this after your snowdrift story? :lol:
Funnily enough, the last time I had a boyfriend under 30 was when I was 15. From 17 onwards they were all over 30 :o
I bet they'd notice the smell of onions... :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
You leave the onions out of it :snooty:.
I was a perfect gentleman the whole time. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
How's about over 40?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
50?
Well erm... I'm sure the husband will turn 40 in time. Eventually 50 even :yes:
I meant now. :whistlingQuote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:o
Don't do it Skweeks! You have to weigh up the advanced life experience and lovemaking skills with the increased risk of impotency and tendency to wear cardigans and comfy slippers. I don't think you really want to go down that route, do you, hmmmmm?
Cardigans!
:fear: :fear: :fear:
You've got another decade or so left before you have to start worrying about that Skweeks :console:.
No cardigans will be allowed in this house, unless they are attached to babies! :angry: