Pm me.
Spoiler: ShowTo your mothers vagina buffet.
Will trade:
a 0day buffered, seedbox Souleek account, and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.
-bd
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Pm me.
Spoiler: ShowTo your mothers vagina buffet.
Will trade:
a 0day buffered, seedbox Souleek account, and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.
-bd
great giveaway!Good luck to whoever gets this!
your giving the seedbox away ?
:dry:...okay OP you proved your pointQuote:
Originally Posted by pone44
you are really bored today or totally phised
I'll take the pickle ... PM sent with great offer!!!
rofl:PQuote:
Originally Posted by pone44
Aren't you from sweden?
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Now where's my fucking pickle :angry:
in his ass. dig in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
wtf??
cant understand a thing!
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Originally Posted by mshassy
I cant either...Is he giving away a seedbox? If thats the case, i wanna apply ;)
It is such a shame to have to explain a joke that lies in the subtlety of the english language, but I shallQuote:
Originally Posted by mshassy
so to reduce this to a mathematical equation (since mathematics is the universal language) wry joke = slightly used pickle = WIN !!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
then i wanna apply for the seedbox
:D
great spam.........actually vulgar spam...........shit..........
Have rye joke about used pickle. Need Bufferin on account of headache.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
Two old guys, one 75 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 75 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day". "It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home, the 75 year old stops in at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady in the bakery asked if he needed help.
He said, "Do you have rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"
He said, "I want 5 loaves?"
She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves... it'll get hard".
He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this rye bread but ME?"
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Originally Posted by Artemis
Well represented. The pickle is yours, mate.
-bd