I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
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I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
Why can't get one of your mates to go with you, you nut?
Better than going on your ownsome.
You will get arrested and kneecapped if you're seen ogling Turkish alone.
and share a double bed with some d00d? yeah you'd like that wouldn't you :snooty:
Pics. ffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Who's grooming who here, it's hard to tell.
we'd have to make them first :naughty:
Take me on hols with you, Muldstar!!
Problem solved to fuck!!
15% finder's fee to JP, though.
I'm not your pimp.
25% minimum.
depends, can i put my hand on your knee on the flight in? :eyebrows:
The husband refuses to go to Turkey. He once had a rather bad experience involving guns and blindfolds whilst he was in the RAF.
See that would be an interesting story. Not OAPs shiting on the ceiling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Talk to cheese, his company specialises in holidays to turkey
He's not been here like forever.
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Originally Posted by CrabGirl
does cheese still know how to use the internet? :eyebrows:
PM him then. He's currently nursing a hangover and groaning a lot.
I think so, he's on it now.
Ben asked for the details. Blame him!Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulSee that would be an interesting story. Not OAPs shiting on the ceiling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I blame ben.
Apolgies to everyone for that.
Maybe you should think it thro' next time.
There's no maybe involved. :no:
Those were men, silly :rolleyes:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Why are you going on your own, you big faggot :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
we'd have to make them first
Who's grooming who here, it's hard to tell
because your mums busy :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by BarbarossaWhy are you going on your own, you big faggot :blink:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Have you asked Gillian? She's no longer pregnant. You could take her away for a break :yes:
Would love to sail into istanbul.
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...8/50202263.JPG
Ankara is a bitch during the summer, so be glad you're not going then =).
Careful what you drink over there in terms of water, hint hint.
I have been to Marmaris. The kids and myself had a really nice holiday there. They are hugely keen to sell you stuff though and it is a good idea to walk on the side of the road away from the shops.
The food was nice and the Turkish Delight factory was good fun.
We also went here
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/10...b02fe7.jpg?v=0
and here
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/2...bcf7c9.jpg?v=0
and here
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/...ca2f33.jpg?v=0
It was in July though and 43 degrees - far too hot. November should be a lot more comfortable.
There was a lot of night life in Marmaris and as I said the grub was good. Belly dancer at our hotel wasn't hairy at all.
The local larger was OK too Efes I think it was called.
Edit: They will most prolly try to arrange that you end up in a carpet making co-operative at some point. The carpets are beautiful but it is a bit of a waste of time if you don't want one. We saw three and I bought (a small)one much to the brats' amusement :idunno:
Ah yes the 'perfume/carpet/jewellery museum' which are actually factories :lol:
I never realised they made Turkish Delight in Turkey :lol: :pinch:
Their stuff's minging though. Not at all like our Cadburys rosewatery chocolateyness.
No, but I've heard they make delicious sandwiches there.
Go to the kebab shop to practice mulder. :smilie4:
The earthquakes are kinda' neat, but the people can't cook.
And there's a lot of hair, yes.
what are those!? :o did they let you do swimmings in them? swimmings with the hairless belly dancer!1??? :oQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
It's pools made out of solidified Turkish cum :yes:
:drool:
Mulder I'm really jealous of you going on holiday. Bah.