I smell of onions

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10-28-2008, 07:49 AM
Squeamous

I smell of onions

Sweaty onions

And I had a bath last night! :(
10-28-2008, 12:26 PM
Skweeky

Re: I smell of onions

Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.
10-28-2008, 02:06 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.
10-28-2008, 02:22 PM
LubTheStaringCat

Re: I smell of onions

You could always try a little bit of sage with your onions.:D
10-28-2008, 03:45 PM
Skweeky

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.

No probs. I often find I'd rather smell of disinfectant than stale onions :lol:
10-28-2008, 04:36 PM
MediaSlayer

Re: I smell of onions

http://i34.tinypic.com/29pbtz8.jpg
10-28-2008, 04:40 PM
Something Else

Re: I smell of onions

:drummer:
10-28-2008, 05:19 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.

No probs. I often find I'd rather smell of disinfectant than stale onions :lol:

Sweaty onions! I'm hoping the smell of lemsip and vics will help mask the heady aroma of inner rotting. That and the disinfectant.
10-28-2008, 05:19 PM
MediaSlayer

Re: I smell of onions

in retrospect, it would have been more fitting in this thread

edit: ack, squeamous typed faster
10-28-2008, 05:21 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Ah, the delicate dance of thread interrelations :D
10-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Skweeky

Re: I smell of onions

Lemsip + Vicks + TCP + sweaty onions = mulder wanking over you
10-28-2008, 05:25 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

FFS I'm still getting it out of my hair from the last time! :pinch:
10-28-2008, 05:51 PM
CrabGirl

Re: I smell of onions

You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.
10-28-2008, 05:51 PM
Snee

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.

Screw TCP, use PCP, it'll turn the smell a nice colour.
10-28-2008, 06:00 PM
Something Else

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snee

it'll turn the smell a nice colour.

:lol:

Genius wordage.
10-29-2008, 08:55 AM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrabGirl

You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.

I have one of them steel deodoriser things, but it's crapola. Maybe I could just carry strings of onions around with me so as not to arouse suspicion :unsure:.
10-29-2008, 12:06 PM
anoneemuse

Re: I smell of onions

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squeamous

Sweaty onions

And I had a bath last night! :(

i am snifing you , i hope that is ok :unsure:
10-29-2008, 12:17 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Yes, yes it is :snooty:.
10-29-2008, 08:12 PM
Biggles

Re: I smell of onions

Use teh spoons....

and leave them for hubby to use with his cereal :shifty:
10-29-2008, 09:09 PM
Squeamous

Re: I smell of onions

Mmmmm onion weetibix :lol: