I smell bacon.

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10-29-2008, 08:40 PM
100%

I smell bacon.

It smells good.
10-29-2008, 08:43 PM
chalice

Re: I smell bacon.

Grass.
10-30-2008, 02:54 AM
taoghawk

Re: I smell bacon.

really?
10-30-2008, 02:55 AM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

Best, smell, ever.

'Cept for women, of course.
10-30-2008, 03:14 AM
Something Else

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

It smells good.

Where :fear:

I better flush my stash. :fear:
10-30-2008, 03:15 AM
IdolEyes787

Re: I smell bacon.

The best smell is the first taste of spring after winter.

Not ocean breezes,not babies and certainly not bacon you southern heathen.
10-30-2008, 03:29 PM
Skweeky

Re: I smell bacon.

The best smell ever is petrol. Tsk.
10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
LubTheStaringCat

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

It smells good.

Have some eggs with your bacon with a siding of Black pudding, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D
10-30-2008, 04:09 PM
enoughfakefiles

Re: I smell bacon.

Has the lounge been busted :pinch:
10-30-2008, 05:45 PM
anoneemuse

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skweeky

The best smell ever is petrol. Tsk.

:lol:

i love the smell of petrol
10-30-2008, 10:05 PM
Old Geezer

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

It smells good.

Well you have done it again. You are #1 for posting a thread that is Dumb,stupid,foolish,absurd,nonsensical,silly,senseless dull vapid and flat.

I will never understand how supposidly a grown man can post something like this and more unbelievable get equally stupid responses to said post.

I gather that if I posted a thread entitled "When was the last time you farted" it would be accepted with glee. No I take that back. Some of you would call me every name in the book for posting the shit like you have posted.:angry:
10-30-2008, 10:22 PM
chalice

Re: I smell bacon.

No, we call you every name in the book cos you're a nasty old illiterate cunt.

If you took things in good spirit like most other people here, you wouldn't feel as if you needed to make yourself look like such a sad old fucker so often.
10-30-2008, 10:50 PM
100%

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Geezer

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100%

It smells good.

Well you have done it again. You are #1 for posting a thread that is Dumb,stupid,foolish,absurd,nonsensical,silly,senseless dull vapid and flat.

I will never understand how supposidly a grown man can post something like this and more unbelievable get equally stupid responses to said post.

I gather that if I posted a thread entitled "When was the last time you farted" it would be accepted with glee. No I take that back. Some of you would call me every name in the book for posting the shit like you have posted.:angry:

GUIDE no.1 : EQUALISING
Humans occasionally need to express their sentiments, when expressing to a spectre of billions of different possible cultures on the web, it is best to keep expression to the basic.

"I smell bacon,
It smells good. "

It is merely a sensory statement,
like - today i am happy, or the sun is shining or bacon smells good.

Small talk is perfect in context, and part of daily communication.
It is what humans do, although some indulge in it more than others.

All interpretation of its banalities is welcomed as long as it creates or develops into something better.

Well done, you have provoked me to question, & think about why mankind has small talk.

In answer to that, I have a deaf friend who does not understand why people have to fill space with their mouths all the time.

http://d.imagehost.org/0242/booooooom_lazarus_04.jpg
10-30-2008, 10:52 PM
chalice

Re: I smell bacon.

Now we will have an incoherent rant from Geezer which will inevitably include one of his generic stock pics.

It will be the 'head up the arse' or 'cunt-apple' or something else I've forgotten because it's instantly forgettable.

Or he'll just run away. He tends to do this with me now cos he knows I'll hound the fuck out of his geriatric old arse 'til he dies.
10-30-2008, 11:06 PM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.
10-30-2008, 11:07 PM
chalice

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hairbautt

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.

Blow your nose and stop licking cows' arses.
10-30-2008, 11:38 PM
100%

Re: I smell bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hairbautt

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.

Please elaborate Hairbautt

At first it did indeed smell good,
but now i must agree,
it does indeed smell worse.

This proves that smell develops over time.
(non biased = neither positive nor negative)
10-31-2008, 12:12 AM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

I believe the bullshit smell radiated from Old Geezer. Tho' I did just return from tractorin' a few hours ago...Been some close calls with cow dung fer shore.

:unsure:
10-31-2008, 11:51 AM
Skweeky

Re: I smell bacon.

Tractorin? You? :huh:
10-31-2008, 04:34 PM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

:eyebrows: I do live on a 13-acre plot.
10-31-2008, 04:38 PM
Barbarossa

Re: I smell bacon.

Do you have livestock?
10-31-2008, 04:53 PM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

We had cows, chickens/roosters, a horse, dogs and cats, of course, but that was way back.

We still have two cats.

One of those hurricanes from 2004 killed our last two cows. Actually, they just disappeared. Seriously.
10-31-2008, 04:54 PM
Barbarossa

Re: I smell bacon.

dirty bastard :snooty:
10-31-2008, 05:01 PM
Hairbautt

Re: I smell bacon.

jealous snob :snooty:
10-31-2008, 09:49 PM
The Flying Cow

Re: I smell bacon.

Fried bacon smells nice, so does fried chouriço.

I love the smell of petrol myself too (Sonja :))

I also like the smell of fresh herbal medicines. NOT man-altered (aka haschisch)

And yes, the smell of a woman (I think brother doobay made a thread about that the other day) is also very pleasant (as long as she's aware of the basic laws of hygiene).

I like the thread. I like the way 100% displays his reasoning.

I don't like reading Old Geezar's nonsense. His reasoning is belch-like, and spastic, to say the least.