Most Annoying Things Your Parents Did To You

:ph34r: My mother used to say "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then ALLL the I'm Sorry's in the world will never bring your sight back again"
One time I got so sick of hearing this, that I poked out an eyeball out of one of my dolls and gave it to her... I didn't sit down for a week after that!!! :D

And this is in hardware world why?

OOOPPPS.... sorry.. is there a way I can move it?

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Originally posted by ScoobyDooooo@9 September 2003 - 05:24
OOOPPPS.... sorry.. is there a way I can move it?

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a mod should move it pretty soon...

THANKS!! :)

"If you use the computer or watch TV too much you&#39;ll hurt your eyes and need glasses." <_<

That annoys me sooo much. I went to my eye doctor and asked the guy, he said no. Thats not why people need glasses. And everytime I get the chance, I rub it in my parents faces. :P

Things my Mother said I still laugh about:

While in the grocery store: &#39;I am not going to buy that....you girls will just eat it.&#39;

&#39;Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.&#39; (wow, what a choice there&#33;&#33;) lol&#33;&#33;

&#39;Don&#39;t jump on the bed. Furthermore, don&#39;t cross your eyes while jumping on the bed, or they will stick that way.&#39;

&#39;Don&#39;t do as I do....do as I say.&#39; ;)

&#39;Ask your Father....ask your Mother.....ask your Father....ask your Mother....

&#39;Why did you sneak out of the house last night before asking if you could go out???&#39;

If you fall off that and break your leg, don&#39;t come running to me&#33;&#33;&#33;



Parents.....got to love them....they never had manuals for us.

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Originally posted by KrackHead2k@9 September 2003 - 05:39
"If you use the computer or watch TV too much you&#39;ll hurt your eyes and need glasses." <_<

That annoys me sooo much. I went to my eye doctor and asked the guy, he said no. Thats not why people need glasses. And everytime I get the chance, I rub it in my parents faces. :P

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I assume from your sig you now know why people really need glasses. :lol:

Bet you don&#39;t rub THAT in your parents&#39; faces. :P

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Originally posted by lynx@8 September 2003 - 22:03
I assume from your sig you now know why people really need glasses. :lol:

Bet you don&#39;t rub THAT in your parents&#39; faces. :P

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:P :lol:

Hurry up and get married. I need someone to take care of me when i get old....

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And this is in hardware world why?

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Good one, keikan. :lol:

my dad always said to me when i get something wrong " son assumption is the mother of fuck ups&#33;" learn frm your mistakes&#33;


or

This one is a classic" you do that again, i will disown you"&#33;

Parents, can&#39;t live with em&#39;&#33; hell, can&#39;t live without them&#33;:lol:

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Originally posted by neattairoski@9 September 2003 - 01:48
Hurry up and get married. I need someone to take care of me when i get old....

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Good one but change it to get a job, not get marrierd and thats what i was told.

me mum owns a pic of me in the bath playing with me bits.
she loves getting it out for my friends to laugh at. :angry:

me dad just keeps telling me to get married, and leave his name behind.

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Originally posted by lilmiss@9 September 2003 - 11:37


me dad just keeps telling me to get married, and leave his name behind. [/color]

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Plus he calls you funny names ;) :P

My mum still calls me her little boy infront of people and is always telling people how wonderful I am and that I can play guitar like a pro and all that sort of crap, trouble is, she builds me a reputation I can&#39;t live upto :rolleyes: :ph34r:

Me dad laughs at my bricklaying :angry:

Jonno B)

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me dad just keeps telling me to get married, and leave his name behind. [/color]

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Plus he calls you funny names ;) :P

My mum still calls me her little boy infront of people and is always telling people how wonderful I am and that I can play guitar like a pro and all that sort of crap, trouble is, she builds me a reputation I can&#39;t live upto :rolleyes: :ph34r:

Me dad laughs at my bricklaying :angry:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s a nice guitar though...
Gibson?

me dad laughs at me clothes and music too.
but i get my own back by laughing at his tank tops and his "celine dion" albums.

and yes, he calls me silly names, thank you muchly Jonno. :D

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Originally posted by lilmiss@9 September 2003 - 12:02


and yes, he calls me silly names, thank you muchly Jonno. :D [/color]

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;) :D ..........Me do too tho, but me&#39;s and you&#39;s secret :D

You can call me Raddish if I do ;) :)

@Sabbeth......I wish :rolleyes: Nah m8 is&#39;s an Eppiphone, with Gibson usa pickups.
One of the better Epiphones and to be perfectly honest I played on several Gibsons and there ain&#39;t a lot of difference :) except for about £500 :rolleyes:
That one was £300 2nd hand :D , that perticular model because of the pickups is about £550-600 new :)
Sounds beautiful but needs a sevice soon :rolleyes: £50 :angry:
Gonna do it myself I think :D


On topic......My mum often turns up at meal time expecting me to feed her :angry:
Got to the point where she says "oo food, can I have some " and I say "No, go away <_< "

Evil ain&#39;t I :D :lol:

Jonno B)

me mum has nicked me spliff a few times. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/spliff.gif

she&#39;s nuts when she&#39;s stoned. :D
me other mum almost disowned me for taking a pro-plus. :blink:

Your other mum ?

I&#39;ve heard of multiple births, but I always assumed it was limited to more than one kid per mother, I didn&#39;t realise you could do it the other way round. :blink:

im special.

i have 4 mums. :D

How about this one for annoying:

Every time I got car-sick my mum used to feed me apples, she had &#39;em in the car cuz&#39; she thought it helped when someone felt sick.

Only problem is, she didn&#39;t know it of course, I&#39;m actually allergic to apples meaning they make me sick anyway. Every single car trip used to end with me puking when I was a kid. :huh:

Or this one:

my dad liked, and still likes, to talk as loud as possible when in public, just to annoy the rest of us, and to top it off he uses his thickest "country-boy" accent whenever possible, and always asks for the manager no matter what manner of place he&#39;s in. :blink:

Bstards.

she used to spit on a hankie to clean my face, so the smell of drying spit reminds me of her. She got worse as she got older..lol :D

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Originally posted by firebird32@9 September 2003 - 14:53
she used to spit on a hankie to clean my face, so the smell of drying spit reminds me of her. She got worse as she got older..lol :D

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:blink: :huh: :o

Oh my god firebird32 that is just so damn FUNNY&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my parents are just pure embarrassing but mainly my dad - he wears terrible clothes and finds boring stuff funny

<_< oh how i pity them :P