Diarrhea Stories

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09-11-2003, 08:41 PM
MetroStars

I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...
09-11-2003, 08:47 PM
Dapadipz

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Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 20:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...

HAHAHA :lol: DAMN FUNNY
09-11-2003, 08:54 PM
Marius24

sorry to disappoint u but my diarrhea can and will stay inside me until the appropriate occation
09-11-2003, 08:59 PM
DarthInsinuate

@MetroStars - is this one of those threads, where you tell us about your home-made treatment for diarrhea? Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?
09-11-2003, 09:00 PM
Laine

i am now disturbed on many levels :huh:
09-11-2003, 09:04 PM
tantric

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Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 14:59
Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?

I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption.
09-11-2003, 09:07 PM
bigboab

I think Bisto is the best. It wont stop it, but it will thicken it up. :P
09-11-2003, 09:08 PM
tantric

Put a cork in it bigboab.
09-11-2003, 09:14 PM
bigboab

Thats another cure! :P
09-11-2003, 09:18 PM
DarthInsinuate

LMAO!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
09-11-2003, 09:21 PM
tantric

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Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 15:18
LMAO!!!

That would be very messy if you had diarrhea.
09-11-2003, 09:36 PM
Dapadipz

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Originally posted by AfterBurn+11 September 2003 - 21:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 11 September 2003 - 21:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 15:18
LMAO!!!

That would be very messy if you had diarrhea. [/b][/quote]
:lol:
09-11-2003, 10:26 PM
L0rD_S0tH

Quote:

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 20:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...

ROFL!

DAmn thats funny sheeeit. :lol: :lol:

I don't really ahve any stories myself. I've had a case or too of the runs, but they've always been in the toilet, fortuantely.
09-12-2003, 01:18 AM
Keikan

Quote:

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 13:59
@MetroStars - is this one of those threads, where you tell us about your home-made treatment for diarrhea? Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?

Enema?
09-12-2003, 01:22 AM
tantric

No thanks!
09-12-2003, 01:23 AM
Lilmiss

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Originally posted by AfterBurn@11 September 2003 - 21:04

I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption.

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09-12-2003, 05:00 AM
corvair41

Shit Happens! :lol:
09-12-2003, 07:58 AM
Rip The Jacker

Quote:

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 12:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have diarrhea almost every morning, too much damn hotsause in my food lol. Some guy from school told me about a time where he farted so hard and shit his pants at McDonalds! :lol:
09-12-2003, 10:33 AM
crazy_billy_bats

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Originally posted by AfterBurn+11 September 2003 - 21:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 11 September 2003 - 21:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 14:59
Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?

I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption. [/b][/quote]
hey thanks !! :lol: :lol: That is entirely true but i have only used it for enemas !

Well as i have been taking trips to the bathroom for a shite ever 40 mins or so for the last 3 days, and believe me i have no idea what is still inside my body as i have nearly shat my guts out.

Hey lilmiss !! Dont cry now ! And im positive that you wont be here and you wont see this!! grrrrrrrrr!! Hope all is well with ya btw :D :D