What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???
The Ultrasound guy!!!!
Keep em comin!
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What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???
The Ultrasound guy!!!!
Keep em comin!
What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?
Your fence
ok this one is awful..
how did helen keller's parents punish her?
they put plungers in the toilet, moved the furniture around and put doorknobs on the walls.
lmao! :DQuote:
Originally posted by neattairoski@15 September 2003 - 00:43
What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?
Your fence
sorry to be the grammer gestapho but the topic should be called Jokes so shit, they're funny. or jokes so shit they are funny.
also what do you get hanging from trees?
sore arms
shame you're not the spelling gestapo too... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally posted by Spider_dude@16 September 2003 - 23:36
sorry to be the grammer gestapho
A madman's walking through the woods. The road splits in two.
Which path does he take?
The physco-path.
:rolleyes:
i thought being the grammer police was not as strong as the grammer gestapo.
what else do you get hanging from trees?
bananas
i meant your spelling of 'gestapo' was wrong :rolleyes:
ok, here's a shit joke:
how do you put an elephant in a phone box?
open the door and put it in
whats brown and sticky?
a stick
i got loads of them.
edit/ yeh 3rd gen i understood.
how do you put a giraffe in a phone box?
take the elephant out and put the giraffe in
if there's a meeting of all the animals in the world, who isn't there?
the giraffe, he's in the phone box
how do you get across a crocodile-infested river?
just swim across, all the crocs are at the meeting
why are you jokes so bad?
mo seriously why!!!!./???
my 12 year old cousin told me those...
na they were good. was only joking. get some more from him/her.
Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot
:(
whats orange and furry?
A tangerine monkey. hahahahahaha god that sucked :/
how about this one.
a man in the jungle. tiger to the left, leopard to the right, panther in front of him and a lion behind him. which way he go? the lion way because it was a dandelion. doh
A girl ate up her parents.What is she?
An Orphan :lol:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. The bartender says "Damn, thats gotta be uncomfortable." The pirate says "AARRRR!! Its been drivin' me nuts all day!"
why do women fake orgasms?
because they think men care!!! B)
joops that joke wasn't shit it was good.
why do girafes have long necks
cos there feet stink
OK so its the shit joke section!
Why is shit tapered?
So that the jaws of your arse dont shut with a bang! :)
What is so large that it takes up both sides of the family?
Ya mum
what you call a man with a nob on his head?
dick, what else.
what did the ram say to his missus when she told him to get up off his ass?
f*ck ewe. get it.