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I thought the bit where it said throwing snowballs good be counted as common assault was the funniest bit in there
The ones with stones in do - fluffy new snow ones don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanB
Rubbing snow down the inside front of their shirts might also be assault especially the 18 year old girls.
You sure :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Man, those law guys spoil everyones fun :(
:idunno: if it is not taxable then it isn't allowed I think are the basic rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat FacedYou sure :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Man, those law guys spoil everyones fun :(
O.I.C...
They only go after the ones taking Benefits... bit like the Departmental Policies then...
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Originally Posted by Rat Faced
Keeps things simple - they get easily confused. I think it is all the expenses claim forms that does it.
True, the mileage does come down a little when I'm going around the inner city, rather than the country estates..
How could I doubt my Lords and Masters :rolleyes:
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The very thought. They only have our best interests at heart.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
I had a snowball fight with the child the other day, his aim was crap. Mine wasn't, I took my time and got him in the face everytime. It was just like our normal fights, I don't bruise him, draw blood, or make him cry too much, but he always loses.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
If he's ever uncertain that is an acceptable way to treat him, I'll send him to bed without his dinner.
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Callum has been reading Modern Parenting again - that kid will grow up soft.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
Or extremely perverse.:pinch:
You could be right. During dummy fights, he has been known to say "harder baby, I like that". I've no idea where he gets that from :unsure:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lilmiss
He hasn't said it so much since I stopped bsplayer from resuming the last video played on startup.
My dad handcuffed me to the bannister once:unsure:
I should point out they were loiyke proper prison handcuffs from his wurk, like, not pink fluffy ones.
That's just a normal dad having a laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Oh I know, it just wasn't funny to me after 3 hours:pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by callumThat's just a normal dad having a laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
It's not easy being a dad, sometimes when mum's out earning a minimum wage you have to find something to amuse the children while you fuck off to the pub.
He wasn't off out anywhere, like, it was his weekend to have us over.
Oh right, you were probably doing his head in. It'd never have happened if you'd shut up.
Nah, he was just a cawk, like what I am now.
I can't wait to meet your pops. :happy:
You say that now, but he'll probably make a comment about your tits or something.:pinch:
Yeah....the apple never falls far from the tree. :dry:
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yeah, you'd love him
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