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What are you not doing phor Lent. I realise we're not all Christians here, neither am I, but youse should not do something phor Lent anyways. Iph only to exercise some selph control.
Some people give up meat, cigarettes, booze etc.
I'm going to give up using the letter 'f' phor phorty days and phorty nights.
I pheel it may be a phucking struggle but I'm willing to try.
Phor phuck sake.
Nice.Decided to give up sanity was well I see.
Btw I hear Sherman is giving up f"s as well but he swears that's it just an incredible coincidence.
I'm gonna watch 40 days and 40 day nights. Shannyn Sossamon is fine.
I didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanka113
I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.
Phuckwit.
I'm going to take up using heroin and give that up.
Right, i've given up.
i'm giving up condoms.
Do they not make em in your size?
I'm not going to have any chocolate.
Shouldn't be too diphphicult then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Unless you use condoms when you're having a wank, like.
meh, depends rly :eyebrows:
Bollicks, can always find spare siringes in your garden like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
This Mr Bollicks sounds like quite a resourceful fellow :eyebrows:
Damn, Bo will fuck me over for letting everyone know his name :(
I don't have a garden:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat FacedBollicks, can always find spare syringes in your garden like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:lol:
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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
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Wlel you hvae fnially wnet oevr the egde and lsot waht lttiel mnid you had. Why dnot you tkae a lnog wlak off a sohrt birgde and gvie us all a berak.
You have to give up something important to you. I try to give up fapping for lent every year, but 40 days is a long time.
I usually get about a day or so and fail.
Oh well, there's always next year.
Nemrac
It didn't take you nearly that long.Quote:
Originally Posted by nemrac
I'm not sure if you've given up consulting the websters not quite right dictionary or you're doing the mixing up every letter but the first and last thing thats as old asQuote:
Originally Posted by Old Geezer
the hillsyou.
You caught me.... fact is I only last a couple of hours. I just said days so i didn't look like a complete loser.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787It didn't take you nearly that long.Quote:
Originally Posted by nemrac
Hmmm yes you asked us what we weren't going to do but you yourself said what you were going to do. Can I have a hug now???Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanka113
I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.
Phuckwit.
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Originally Posted by DetaleHmmm yes you asked us what we weren't going to do but you yourself said what you were going to do. Can I have a hug now???Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
its the same as saying that he is not going to use the letter 'f' :ermm: ....Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
bty i am nt sure wat lent is apart from fact that its the past tense of lend ... I thght this thread was gonna be abt the things u have lent ppl but have never got em back ...
I'm...not gonna..cry :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI didn't phucking ask you what you were going to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sanka113
I asked you what you weren't going to phucking do, like.
Phuckwit.
Large? Grande? Supersize Plus? ...Sounds about right :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skizo