Riaa Spies

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09-18-2003, 10:35 PM
Cheese

Attention RIAA spies/ subvertors/saboteurs/lackeys

We are currently offering a once only 7-day amnesty to all affiliates of the RIAA, anybody who works for them has a once only chance to give themselves up to the authorities or face the consequences. This amnesty will start at 0000 hours.
All those who turn themselves over to the authorities must:

1. Remove all fake files/screechy mp3s/ music from their hardrives.

2. Install Kazaa Lite or any other P2P program and share at least 1000+ files.

3. Sign a sworn testimony that they will never ever fraternize with the RIAA again.

This amnesty will only come into effect for those who GIVE THEMSELVES UP; this offer does not work retroactively.

Remember the punishment for RIAA sympathisers can range from lesser punishment like being forced to listen to screechy MP3s of Avril Lavigne to the more harsh of being forced to listen to Avril Lavigne mp3s with the screeches removed. You have been warned.

And remember if you suspect a friend, loved one or pet of working for the RIAA contact us now, we offer substantial rewards for the successful prosecution of RIAA spies.

The P2P Progression Front
09-18-2003, 10:43 PM
3rd gen noob

i may not be the sharpest spoon in the shed, but i don't think this'll work somehow

:rolleyes:
09-18-2003, 10:49 PM
sharedholder

Or Report a Fake report fake file, sharers, and their nicknames .
09-18-2003, 11:25 PM
Spindulik

Quote:

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob@18 September 2003 - 18:43
i may not be the sharpest spoon in the shed, but i don't think this'll work somehow

:rolleyes:

I may not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but I agree with you.
09-18-2003, 11:38 PM
Cheese

Well I'm not the roundest wheel on the bike but I know this amnesty will work, this amnesty will see thousands, no millions, of RIAA dissidents come over to the side of P2P.

If you offer it they will come...
09-18-2003, 11:48 PM
bigboab

You nearly caught me out there! I have no intenion of taking up your offer as I am not an RIAA spy and I do not cash the money they send to me every other week.
09-18-2003, 11:53 PM
Meehowski

Fer sure......
09-18-2003, 11:58 PM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by bigboab@19 September 2003 - 00:48
You nearly caught me out there! I have no intenion of taking up your offer as I am not an RIAA spy and I do not cash the money they send to me every other week.

Too late you're in the book now, expect hordes of Kazaa KMD users to kick down your door any minute...
09-19-2003, 12:02 AM
bigboab

I dont think so! They are too busy downloading from me.(Screechy ones). :P
09-19-2003, 12:16 AM
infamousalbo101

http://www.ircspy.com/images/content/riaa.jpg

that pic is funny
09-19-2003, 12:28 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by infamousalbo101@19 September 2003 - 01:16
http://www.ircspy.com/images/content/riaa.jpg

that pic is funny

Stupid kids, should have used Kazaa Lite...serves 'em right.
09-19-2003, 01:12 AM
Guillaume

Quote:

Originally posted by Withcheese@18 September 2003 - 23:35
Remember the punishment for RIAA sympathisers can range from lesser punishment like being forced to listen to screechy MP3s of Avril Lavigne to the more harsh of being forced to listen to Avril Lavigne mp3s with the screeches removed. You have been warned.

And remember if you suspect a friend, loved one or pet of working for the RIAA contact us now, we offer substantial rewards for the successful prosecution of RIAA spies.

The P2P Progression Front

Using Spanish Inquisition methods won't get you anywhere, son.

I would confess anything in order not to have to listen to Avril Lavigne...
Helping in faking the moon trip of 1969, shooting down JFK and so on... :lol:
09-19-2003, 01:23 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by Gurahl@19 September 2003 - 02:12
I would confess anything in order not to have to listen to Avril Lavigne...
Helping in faking the moon trip of 1969, shooting down JFK and so on...  :lol:

So you confess, eh? And you've got other crimes you want me to take into consideration? Take him away boys.
09-19-2003, 01:25 AM
Guillaume

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Originally posted by Withcheese+19 September 2003 - 02:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 19 September 2003 - 02:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@19 September 2003 - 02:12
I would confess anything in order not to have to listen to Avril Lavigne...
Helping in faking the moon trip of 1969, shooting down JFK and so on... :lol:

So you confess, eh? And you've got other crimes you want me to take into consideration? Take him away boys. [/b][/quote]
yeah, I stole candies when I was 8 or 9 years old...
09-19-2003, 01:33 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by Gurahl@19 September 2003 - 02:25
yeah, I stole candies when I was 8 or 9 years old...

*scowls with righteous fury*

Your evil knows no end. Prepare the Avril Lavigne Isolation Booth, set it to sk8rboi...
09-19-2003, 01:37 AM
Guillaume

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Originally posted by Withcheese+19 September 2003 - 02:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 19 September 2003 - 02:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@19 September 2003 - 02:25
yeah, I stole candies when I was 8 or 9 years old...

*scowls with righteous fury*

Your evil knows no end. Prepare the Avril Lavigne Isolation Booth, set it to sk8rboi... [/b][/quote]
Since you're trying to save my soul from its "evil side", I'd prefer being burnt to the stake instead, please.
09-19-2003, 01:43 AM
Cheese

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Originally posted by Gurahl+19 September 2003 - 02:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 19 September 2003 - 02:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 September 2003 - 02:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl

Quote:

@19 September 2003 - 02:25
yeah, I stole candies when I was 8 or 9 years old...

*scowls with righteous fury*

Your evil knows no end. Prepare the Avril Lavigne Isolation Booth, set it to sk8rboi...

Since you're trying to save my soul from its "evil side", I'd prefer being burnt to the stake instead, please.[/b][/quote]
Okay...as you did confess burnt at the stake it is.
09-19-2003, 01:48 AM
Wolfmight

http://kayjay.net/pics/riaa.jpg
Man, they're also mean to kittens for some reason
09-19-2003, 01:54 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfmight@19 September 2003 - 02:48
http://kayjay.net/pics/riaa.jpg
Man, they're also mean to kittens for some reason

There's lots of reasons to be mean to kittens and if some of the RIAA are after kittens then thats less for us to worry about
09-19-2003, 02:05 AM
Twist3r

i say lock them all up and have avril playing 24-7 untill there death!!!
09-19-2003, 02:10 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by Twister@19 September 2003 - 03:05
i say lock them all up and have avril playing 24-7 untill there death!!!

the kittens or the RIAA?!?
09-19-2003, 02:39 AM
MUSLEMAN

i for one am reporting you all :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
09-19-2003, 02:44 AM
nikita69

Quote:

Remember the punishment for RIAA sympathisers can range from lesser punishment like being forced to listen to screechy MP3s of Avril Lavigne to the more harsh of being forced to listen to Avril Lavigne mp3s with the screeches removed. You have been warned.

please add the following punishment as an addendum:
At minimum, yet not limited to, ul be confined to answer any and all questions/problems posted in the KL RELATED threads. Upon attempting to post outside these threads, you will be punished to donate the following.
09-19-2003, 03:19 AM
james_bond_rulez

I am a RIAA spy and like to be spanked in the ass :D
09-19-2003, 03:28 AM
Cheese

Quote:

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@19 September 2003 - 04:19
I am a RIAA spy and like to be spanked in the ass :D

mmm...an RIAA agent with a spanking fetish

sounds about right
09-19-2003, 09:46 AM
bigboab

Dont worry Gulahl. I am sure a few of us have 'Hot Chocolate' in our collections. :P