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there's this girl at work rite, we'll call her Tits McGee. She's not great looking or anything and even has a boyfriend but she keeps feeling me up and stuff at work! everytime she walks past she'll grab me or slide her hand across my waist and if she needs to talk to me about something work related she'll lyke stand up real close to me and push her chest out and stuff and yesterday she actually grabbed my junk!1 :o i was all lyke GTFO bitch im doing data recovery!!!! :o

i have never touched her once! but she keeps doing all this shit to me, she's 19 and her boyfriends 36 and has tattoos on his head and looks like he eats broken glass for a laugh, he doesn't seem to be in good shape or anything, just fucking mental... :ermm:

if this keeps up im tempted to poke her pooper but at the same time i cannot afford to get fired for something stoopid :ermm:


i just know she's gonna do more stuff today :no:

I vote you have sex with her on your desk.

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Originally Posted by mathea

i vote you have sex with her on your desk.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Squeams, you're closest to him, go and sort it out and make it clear mouldy has 3 pimps for a very good reason.

Report her for sexual her ass mint.

Or, give her your paypal details and advise her you will deliver the goods as soon as payment has been received.

To be honest, I'd be feeling him up as well if I worked at the same place.

But then, I'm allowed to.

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

To be honest, I'd be feeling him up as well if I worked at the same place.

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I think we'd all have to check to see if the legends held true.

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Originally Posted by Fun.T.Claps

Report her for sexual her ass mint.

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That's obvious.

She is going to get you in trouble, report the sexual harrasment or she will report you, if you refuse to do anything with her, that kind of behaviour is not ok towards anyone.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Squeams, you're closest to him, go and sort it out and make it clear mouldy has 3 pimps for a very good reason.

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I'm going to slap her bitch ass down to Chinatown :happy:

Don't let mulder see it; it'll only arouse him.

This was exactly like a neotheone-thread.

Except that...

a) She doesn't sound like a mentalist
b) You don't have an epic 'tashe
c) There's the slight possibility of secks in the end
d) It didn't make me think of murder
e) Thus far there's only the one complete moron posting really bad advice

OO, can I be the 2nd?

You'd have to bash your head in with a hammer to match the other one, though.

Are you prepared to make that sacrifice?

Depends what head your refering too :unsure:

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My thoughts exactly.:blink:

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Don't let mulder see it; it'll only arouse him.

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It's ok, I've got some safety specs :unsure:

It's quite unfair isn't it? If a man did that to me, I'd grab his balls and twist, or yank his pants down in the canteen and point and laugh. If a man did that to a woman though he'd be arrested.
You could go for the suave option Mouldy, and sort of slide up to her with one raised eyebrow and say 'I think someone wants to be analised :naughty:'. That always works :smilie4:.

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she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday rite, comes into work telling everyone about it. comes up to me saying she "really needs to get laid" i made up my mind not to hit it as losing this job would be epically bad and she's not that hawt so i just ignore her more or less all day and don't play along with anything sexual she says and then today she got back together with her boyfriend and comes into work telling everyone about it.

clarsey girl, a real winrar. :eyebrows:

(im all for female on male secksual harassment as long as they're hawt or at the very least, semi hawt :eyebrows: )

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

I'm pretty sure she hasn't cleared this with me, Crabby or Skweeks :angry:. Does she know it's 50p a go?

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Squeams, you're closest to him, go and sort it out and make it clear mouldy has 3 pimps for a very good reason.

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i was gonna give ewe guise your cut up front i swear11!1 :fear:

It just won't do.

We'll require another penis pic, mkay, thanks.

Be careful he doesn't just recycle the old one on you Skweeky... get him to write someone elses name on it this time so you know it's a new photie ;)

Ooooh yes, good point! Right, this time we would like you to write 'Strawberry 18/3/09' on it. Mkay, thanks.

Are you sure that's long enough to reach the end, from what I hear you'll need a much longer word than that... How about supercalifragalisticexpialidociuos... and on the plus side it's got connotations of Julie Andrews associated with it to keep him happy as well :P

Ohthe strawberry suggestion is in it's flacid state. Once erect it's got the whole lyric of 'Strawberry Fields' on it.

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Are you sure that's long enough to reach the end, from what I hear you'll need a much longer word than that... How about supercalifragalisticexpialidociuos... and on the plus side it's got connotations of Julie Andrews associated with it to keep him happy as well

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That spells sus when flacid then?

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Originally Posted by Skweeky

Ohthe strawberry suggestion is in it's flacid state. Once erect it's got the whole lyric of 'Strawberry Fields' on it.

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Are you sure... the whole lyrics... I should get a photie of it in that state then if I were you, just so you check it's a complete copy of the lyrics like ;)

there's not much to write on when flacid, im a grower not a shower :emo:

ffs, you could at least include a link or something in the spam

edit: found one, i retract the above.

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder

there's not much to write on when flacid, im a grower not a shower :emo:

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Is it one of those little ones that bounce about under your trousers when you don't wear pants?

Anyway, I'm glad bitchface is off the scene. Obviously she received the nail bomb I sent to her house :happy:.

Well done Squeams. We can't have girls just expecting free sex with mouldy.

What a liberty! They can have whatever's left after we've done.

I'm reading this as jealousy from Skweeky and Squeams, it must be because of the actual feel 'bitchface' has had... Crabbird has been keeping quiet though... maybe she's lost interest in you Mulder.

Jealousy? We're ok with it as long as we get our cut.

http://www.phisick.com/images/surg/c...nife-g-101.jpg

Hide Mulder... hide quickly, they're coming for you... well more 'it' than you.