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my flatmate had her parents visiting today, she was cleaning the place all this morning and bought all this well posh food from waitrose ( :ghey: ) lyke cakes and stuff and she said if i promised to stay out of the way and not say anything even remotely sex related to them i could feed off their scraps - they just left now and there's fucking loads left!1 sawsage rolls, cakes i've never even heard off, these biscuit things - FUCKING EPIC WIN!!!!111
that is all.
How long have you been there now?
It must have been hard, i understand your pain.
She should also repay you with salty foods tomorrow.
something like three weeks i think :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
it was hard, just like my pants :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by 100%
Not even one little sexual insinuation slipped out?
3 weeks and your poor flatmate is already aware of your incurable nymphomania?
I hope you've not been moonlighting again!
i'd let her moon me! she's well phit!
FUCK!
There, i said it.
Enjoy the release.
Check your medicine cabinet ...... the fuckers probably cleaned up . :dabs:
Although on face value it seems like you got a free meal we all appreciate how hard that was for you.
they were here for evar!1 i left to do some stuff then came back and they were still here and her mum had big bewbs :no:
I'm living with a chick too and I wish she cleaned up after herself and didn't eat my food.
Can't even have sex with her for obvious territory reasons.
sigh..
^Sounds like she needs some serious deep dicking
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How come you get to live with nice girls that shop at Waitrose? When I lived with girls, one of them left her blood-stained pants behind the washer and then pretended they were mine. They were chequered and you could have had a picnic on them they were so big (after you'd washed them natch).
Living with a girl definitely isn't as cool as it sounds.
Unless she buys you food.
I used to let my flatmate lick the mash potato pan, I believe that was all that was required :snooty:.
How kind of you. That's enough to surpass my roommate.
Thank god at least there's a dishwasher. Or I'd probably be scrubbing dishes right now :sadwalk:
Let us all observe a minute of silence in memory of Josephine Cochran, inventor of the Dishwasher, who passed away in 1913. :closedeye
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Originally Posted by hoodeh
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(thank God for dishwashers)
That's the strangest euphemism I've ever heard :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
'gustin.
...but true.
RF, remember when I was staying at your place, and you had the upstairs TV linked to the downstairs TV so you got cable upstairs and you 'accidentally' switched that porn movie on?
What was the accidental part? :unsure:
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