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this is all hypermofetical rite.

say someone posts on a certain sex forum and gets asked to participate in a mmf threesome rite, say this guy (and me) knows lots of really fit slags who are begging for a good old spit roast and he needs a partner in crime to pull it off so to speak, fair enough rite? ...but say this guy says first they need to meet and watch porn together and jack off at the same time so when it comes to the first mmf threesome its not all weird because they'd already be comfortable about seeing each others cawks and stuff and can just get on with it, is that gay? :unsure:

this is all hyperfetikal h'of course :eyebrows:

but two men watching porn together and wanking, that sounds quite gay but its building the foundation to an untold amount of secks with really dirtys secksy girls/women, so would that undo the gayness if it is indeed gay to begin with? :eyebrows:

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:

i believe it might make you a poove, like.
ewe can secks dirty wimmin without cracking one off with another chap. true story.

It would be gayer than a fucking window, hypotheticals or knot.

Yep, queer as a bucket of bananas, that.

didn't he move to brighton recently?:unsure:

Guy wants to watch you people wanking and have a wank watching. Probably secretly video it as well.

Nah. It was Eastbourne. I dread to think.

So his "partner" is a 60 year old bloke.

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:

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no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

Next thing he'll say you need to check touching bollocks, just to make sure you're both OK with it.

Oh and if your cawk slides up his arse "by mistake" would that be OK.

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Next thing he'll say you need to check touching bollocks, just to make sure you're both OK with it.

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and try sticking it in, just incase one of them slips or something

pooves.

I'm sure pron stars do it all the thyme. It's not like they are weird or anything. Is it?

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

is that what you were doing last night?:ghey:

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no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

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shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

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no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

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shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

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Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

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Originally Posted by Proper Bo

shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

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Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

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I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

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Have you seen any evidence to support this contention

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I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

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You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

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no that was ....something else :ermm:


but its definitely though? :unsure: are you taking into consideration all what would happen after it lyke? :unsure:

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shirley you can get sex without having to crack one off with another bloke first?

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h'of course, i even turned down secks t'other week with that bird from work its just that some of these slags are lyke model hawt :eyebrows:

its weird a shit but if it sounds reasonable to you then go ahead. What would be even more weird though is if you ask the guy to come watch porn with you even after the threesome takes place

My mate had one of those threesomes a couple of months ago with some dirty bit and another mate of his who I haven't met, like.

He said it was awkward as fuck at the start but after a few minutes he didn't care.

What ruined it was seeing the other guy's cum face, like. He said that put him off threesomes (well, the bad kind anyway) for life. He's still having nightmares about it. True story.

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I was just basing it on the fact that i've never had to crack one off with another bloke before, like.

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You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

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Ah, i didn't take that into consideration.
Do ewe think that's why there was loiyke 7 of them living in that house with that snow white burd?:unsure:

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You're a full sized person but. It's not as easy for the freakishly small.

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Ah, i didn't take that into consideration.
Do ewe think that's why there was loiyke 7 of them living in that house with that snow white burd?:unsure:

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:lol::earl:

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My mate had one of those threesomes a couple of months ago with some dirty bit and another mate of his who I haven't met, like.

He said it was awkward as fuck at the start but after a few minutes he didn't care.

What ruined it was seeing the other guy's cum face, like. He said that put him off threesomes (well, the bad kind anyway) for life. He's still having nightmares about it. True story.

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did he say he looked like a turtle with a mouth full of vinegar? :smilie4:

Just as long as you don't start getting off with the bloke during the threesome and let the burd cater to herself.

That once happened to me. :no:

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I knew you at the time, I';m sure I told you about it. It was when I was still going out with Bender.

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I knew you at the time, I';m sure I told you about it. It was when I was still going out with Bender.

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Bender + Ratfaced :O

I was hopin' for a RF + Benders Girlfriend and mighta been talked into an RF + Bender + Benders Girlfriend.... but frankly, I was probably too pissed to perform for virtually the entire time I was there, and i don't think the opportunity was offered anyway :(

Closest I got was a Waterfight that had B's Girlfriend stripping on her way upstairs :lol:

:lol: I forgot about that!

Tsk.. and there's me using your old handle to keep the identity secret :snooty:

By the way all.

Sonja can COOK... when she wants to...MMMmmm. But dont take the bottle of coke she offers :unsure:

I still have a picture of that. Muahahahaha

:frusty:

I remember you being mightily offended because I left a packet of tissues next to your bed.

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But I thought you were trying to veer away from the bong?

I thought the topic was Mulders possible Bunging though?

I've said all I had to say about that. Let's go back to remembering the good ole days

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You know I've always treated you with the utmost respect.. :unsure:

Indeed, and I love you dearly for it.