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The missus was horrified. :emo:
Gemmell dipped Ben's dummy in some IrnBru yesterday. He loved it.
Today he dipped it in beer. He liked it as well.
My wayne is pure Scottish like.
:O Why
Is he insane.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Gem like, no the wean.
So he gets the toothrot you scots are so proud of, going early. Obviously :snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
The thing fell on the ground. It was the only liquid to hand to rinse it off with. I am sure he will survive a drop of Irn Bru and a drop of beer.
Have ye no got a gub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
What's a gub?
Guns N Fags would be my guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Oh pick, pick, pick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fun.T.ClapsGuns N Fags would be my guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Burds are like that btw. Especially the willowy ones.
Ah, y'mean Gob..
Ah mean gub, gobby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
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Originally Posted by JPaul
Yes, I see how my mouth, with which I have been chewing food all day and have been rinsing with coffee and has about 10 fillings in it would be more hygienic than a drop of Irn Bru out of a can.
Besides, I've just had a cold and Gemmell smokes. Not a good idea to stick a dummy in either of our mouths and give it to him.
It's damn fine hygienic enough, particularly as he still has your immune system. Also, the iron bru is full of sugar and additives which his liver and kidneys really don't want anything to do with.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Yes, I see how my mouth, with which I have been chewing food all day and have been rinsing with coffee and has about 10 fillings in it would be more hygienic than a drop of Irn Bru out of a can.
Besides, I've just had a cold and Gemmell smokes. Not a good idea to stick a dummy in either of our mouths and give it to him.
I'll give you the point re the cold though, you never mentioned that before.
LOL
Well, that was the mean reason. I'm still coughing and as I said, Gem still has the occasional fag so I definitely wouldn't want him to stick a dummy in his mouth and give it back to Ben.
Normally I have a spare dummy, but with Gem being off work with his whiplash I am completely disorganised. He's disrupted my whole routine. :lol:
Two weans to look after.
Exactly! :lol:
Bet Ben is less demanding.
:awwww: that's cute.
Today Gem decided to do some houseworkQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:fear:
It's a phase, leave him and he'll get bored. If you make a fuss he'll just do it all the more.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkweekyToday Gem decided to do some houseworkQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
:fear:
He's at it again. I told him 'well done;'