Face like a well skelpt arse or something else?
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Face like a well skelpt arse or something else?
Depends upon what species' arse your talking about, shirley
Edit: Wasn't that post a little harsh on SE? Unprovoked too..:no:
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'Well skelpt arse'- I thought that phrase was exclusively Irish, like.
You lives and you learns.
SE = SB? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rat Faced
Meant it in a caring way loike -
Once the eyebrows were under control I don't think for a 47 year old she's all that awful.
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-Boyle-001.jpg
I'm not as enamored with her voice as everyone else is though.
I've never heard her. SGG says she quite good but not sure what the fuss is about.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20090416/ca...ion_lon805.jpg
Is that a phoatieshop you have there?.
To be fair, a hair do, an eyebrow trim and and we bit of make up and she would look quite unremarkable.
who's that man? :unsure:
It's a cunting con, all the mock surprise with the "judges", all the other disingenuous pish.
They knew she was a decent singer, nothing great just decent. However the whole juxtaposition with her being an ugly cow made her seem better. So they frumped her up even more to make it seem even more fucking surprising.
Hype, bread and fucking circuses.
She has been on the front page of the tabloids for days, so one can assume nothing else has been happening in the World. Is that it. My arse.
what the fuck are you all on about.
Anyone with half a brain should see that this is a cynical attempt to recapture the Paul Potts lightening in a bottle(which was bollocks too btw him being a semi successful professional singer and all)
What is really disconcerting though is that this is now a world-wide story.You should see the play it gets over here and we don't even get the show.
I've got half a brain obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
At least.
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I thought that was obvious, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
Shirley people don't believe that everyone who turns up to those auditions gets a shot on the stage infront of the judges, they'd be there for cunting weeks if that was the case.
They must have some other people to pick out the mentals/good singers/cute kids/people with sob stories to go on stage, obviousment.
Same with that x factor one too, cuntloads of people were singing that hallelujah song during the auditions and then it just happened to be the single that was released afterwards.
Both of you are very special, just leave the helmets on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP FugleyI've got half a brain obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
At least it means I don't have to hear about the cunting economical crisis yet again. It's doing my fucking nut it. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
They say more people are being treated for depression. No wonder. I feel like swallowing a bottle of paracetamol every time I turn on the news.
I'd rather hear about Susan Boyle thank you very much. At least it's entertaining. So yeah; bread and circuses for me please.
Fuck off and die, soon. Prick.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoBoth of you are very special, just leave the helmets on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
There are actually three audition rounds spread over a period of months before anyone makes it to the TV point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Besides the fact that they videotape several performances there are also in-depth interviews to determine back story.
Given those facts it is extremely unlikely the judges(especially Simon being he's the show's producer )wouldn't know exactly what to expect.
Probably even have the camera shots planned.
Abso fucking lutely. Bet he even picked the dress the cow was wearing and made sure the make-up people did her hair in a fetchingly eccentric way. Nobody would go on the TV looking like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787There are actually three audition rounds spread over a period of months before anyone makes it to the TV point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Besides the fact that they videotape several performances there are also in-depth interviews to determine back story.
Given those facts it is extremely unlikely the judges(especially Simon being he's the show's producer )wouldn't know exactly what to expect.
Probably even have the camera shots planned.
Total media exploitation and manipulation.
Oh and then that Cats woman wants to do a duet with her. Right, there's a fucking shock.
:fear:
My sources tell me she's a total cow :earl: True Story.
True they tell me like, I don't know if she actually is.
Is this the house account for a bunch of illegals?Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoBoth of you are very special, just leave the helmets on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I count about twelve different styles, and, lo, one of you can (apparently) spell.
Well, then.
According to the press she had a little flip the other night and was running around in her bra chucking water and stuff and generally being mentalist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley
I can't help feeling that they were having fun at the expense of someone who isn't entirely robust enough to handle that sort of life.
I feel the same. There were saying on the news today that she's not quite there, she was deprived of oxygen at birth or something and has had learning difficulties all her life.
Mind, if it were a good looking 19-year old running around in her bra and chucking water, they would say she's fun and outgoing and would offer her an FHM photoshoot.
Not that I am implying, in any way, that FHM should offer Susan Boyle a photoshoot.
Mouldy would never dare open another lad's mag again if they did.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
You never know what he is going to be into next though. Have you not read about his exploits with a 36-year old junkie?
Shes had a Breakdown, its in tonight's paper.
http://www.theherald.co.uk/news/news...t_of_Boyle.php
No I missed that - he was with an 18 year old vixen the last time I looked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Oh no, he dumped her. He is now after a 27-year old minx called Mel.
He gets about non?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Yeah, he's also trying to groom me. I am flattered, really.
He has never done that with me :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
I'm sure he'll get round to you soon
I blame Allen :dabs:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/pictu...ictureid=18209
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She's so hot in that pic!
How come she didn't win? She has the whole package! :angry::yup: