Last one to post gets $20.
Starting a new thread.
If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.
If you do I'll tell you.
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Last one to post gets $20.
Starting a new thread.
If you don't know the rules then there's <1% chance you will win anyway.
If you do I'll tell you.
Ahhhh did the big thread break the board again?
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So who won the last one? Was it me? It was me wasn't it!
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I see everything has been /fixed/ :P
Biggles.
He better donate it back to the board like jpaul did. :dry:
is that why i'm back down to 18k posts?:unsure:
Damnit.
And I've lost a star. :(
Now I'll have a chance xD ahahaha
btw, my epenis > squir3l's
Shit, sorry.
Once these board issues go away i'll untrash the old threada and close it to stop posts but to get your post counts back..
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Originally Posted by rossco
Consider it donated to the new thread
my life's work, ruined (for lyke the second time) - 6k of orsumness, all gone. :cry:
ouch i bet that hurt :(
is the internets fixed yet?:unsure:
i will donate $1 extra to whoever that wins $20
Flowesup, children of the internets :smilie4:
I notice that a Scotch person won the $20 again ... it's almost as if they lie in wait for the opportunity; never sleeping, eating only whilst staring red-eyed at the screen.
bora da
Mornsup :dabs:
Advertising tele-sales people are pretending that they're new customers now in order to get to speak to someone other than a secretary with big bewbs.
Just had Saj on the phone who asked me if I'd ever heard of the well known phrase; 'You have to spend money on advertising and stuff so that you get money in'. I said I hadn't and asked if if he'd ever heard the phrase which dictates that you have to speculate to accumulate.
He paused for a half-second then said he didn't know why I was asking him that :dabs:
Obviously, I had to call him an idiot but I did tell him that doesn't mean I don't wish him and his family all the very best for the future.
It's the iron fist/velvet glove treatment - he went away confused but happier.
Two images of mine appeared in the spambank ( :eyebrows: ) of Nuts magazine last week :happy:
I'm almost too orsum to talk to you lot now :snooty:
http://www.msgweb.nl/emoticons/50_50.gif
How filthy. Link or pics plz.
This one, which is a bit meh :dabs:
http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1...p8f2284rs8.jpg
and this one, which they have labelled "Spam of the week", which means they should be sending me a free ipod nano :w00t:
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/2...rdofwarfi5.jpg
Free ipod, eh. Quality :smilie4:
The first one is quite funny, the second is more your usual standard.
Pffft, if I get free stuffs I don't give a shit :P
This board is up and down like a whore's drawers on a Saturday night :unsure:
you have a way with words biggles :)
bumpsup, cunts
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You did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceDamn right, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizard Scuff
The few times I've trusted them, against my better judgement, it has been to my bitter regret, like.
When I was about 20, I used to go out with this hun girl. I can be forgiven, she was fucking gorgeous. Everything was great for a while. It was love city.
Then her hun-mum got anxious about it. She was a fucking piece of work, believe you me. She sat the two of us down on a Sunday afternoon and told us that the UVF had visited her house the night before. Reportedly, they said that they knew who I was and knew who she was and if we were ever seen together again, we'd be shot dead. True story.
All balls, of course. Still, things weren't quite the same after that. :01:
Disclaimer: this apocryphal (yet true) tale has nothing whatsoever to do with Skweeks and her (no doubt fan-fucking-tastic) hubby, like.
Maybe, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizard ScuffYou did well to get out of that one, mate. Close shave, thank fuck the mother was a bigoted cow.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.
Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.
In the fucking face, like.
i've got a load i can shoot over your face, it won't even cost you nufin :naughty:
Oh yes!
EDIT - Shit, that came out sooooo wrong :(
Wasn't referring to your post at all Mulder...
Nah, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.
That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.
Hold your horses there!Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceNah, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I reckon your spunk might've been reduced to water now.
That That's Great ballbag seems to want it though, so off you fucking go.
:lol::earl::stars:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceMaybe, like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wizard Scuff
Nevertheless, I always considered her as 'the hun that got away'.
Shoot me. Shoot me NOW.
You want horse-cum as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatsgreatHold your horses there!Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
You sick, sick puppy, you.
:mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceYou want horse-cum as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatsgreat
You sick, sick puppy, you.