World's 25 dumbest laws

1. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast is legally
the property of the King; the tail, on the other hand, belongs to the
Queen - in case she needs the bones for her corset.

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals
but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination;
he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

3. In London, it is illegal to flag down a taxi if you have the plague.

4. In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their
husbands to wear false teeth.

5. In Boulder, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird within the city
limits and also to “own” a pet – the town’s citizens, legally
speaking, are merely “pet minders”.

6. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the
ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

7. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before
sunrise and from staying after sunset.

8. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than
six-feet long.

9. In Florida, unmarried women who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

10. In the UK, a man who feels compelled to urinate in public can do
so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his
vehicle.

11. In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a
firing squad.

12. In London, Freemen are allowed to take a flock of sheep across
London Bridge without being charged a toll; they are also allowed to
drive geese down Cheapside.

13. In England, all men over the age of 14 must carry out two hours of
longbow practice a day.

14. In Indonesia, the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

15. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard in a police station.

16. In Lancashire, no person is permitted after being asked to stop by
a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark

17. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere
she wants – even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet.

18. Royal Navy ships that enter the Port of London must provide a
barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

19. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

20. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while
driving a vehicle.

21. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006, it is
illegal not to tell the taxman anything you don’t want him to know,
though you don’t have to tell him anything you don’t mind him knowing.

22. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

23. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the
British monarch upside down.

24. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

25. It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs
or corpses.

Bonus:
Detonation of a nuclear device in the city will lead to the payment of
a fine of $ 500. (Local Law in the city of Chico, California)


I would hate to live in indonesia .. rofl

How do you conceal a weapon that is probably longer than you are tall?

Some of those laws date way back, but some of them are very recent, like the redneck laws of the southern states.

What a load of shite.

It is illegal to not wear a life vest on a boat.
yet
It is legal to swim without one.

In rome its illegal to be a prostitute if your name is mary..

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In rome its illegal to be a prostitute if your name is mary..

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LOL I think as a matter of marketing to be named Mary is good if you're a prostitute, the business would improve. :)

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It is illegal to not wear a life vest on a boat.
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It is legal to swim without one.

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wasn't President Regan who signed a law making oral sex illegal?

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wasn't President Regan who signed a law making oral sex illegal?

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Bill Clinton repealed that law, specifically for Monica.

In America it's legal for black people to call each-other and white people "nigger/Nigga" but if a white person calls them a nigga, it's considered as a hate crime

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In America it's legal for black people to call each-other and white people "nigger/Nigga" but if a white person calls them a nigga, it's considered as a hate crime

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No it is not, please a hate crime. They don't like it, but it is not a crime.

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wasn't President Regan who signed a law making oral sex illegal?

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Bill Clinton repealed that law, specifically for Monica.

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The country was never better than with Clinton, that teaches us that sex is a great relaxing thing to do.

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In America it's legal for black people to call each-other and white people "nigger/Nigga" but if a white person calls them a nigga, it's considered as a hate crime

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Did you know you were a racist.

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I could be wrong since im not from the states but isnt there a thing about freedoom of speach, so how can it be a hate crime??????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURRzofbMc0

it's nto really a law but you can get in deep shit sometimes for using it

fukin old fashion case of "We the black people are always the victims!!!" rightt??

at least in the states.. i don't think black people around the world have this same kind of mentality.. Matter fact I've heard that blacks in Europe are more cultured and get along with the whites wonderfully.

Racism isn't even an issue over there as I've heard

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fukin old fashion case of "We the black people are always the victims!!!" rightt??

at least in the states.. i don't think black people around the world have this same kind of mentality.. Matter fact I've heard that blacks in Europe are more cultured and get along with the whites wonderfully.

Racism isn't even an issue over there as I've heard

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Racism ins't an issue in the United States? Of course is not, slavery didn't exist either and blacks are tha majority, and they have the best houses and they are very well educated.
I don't even think there are blacks in the united states any more, that used to be years ago, but today I think they were swept under a rug.
Albo what kind of stuff are you in?

In a serious note, in the USA if you put an add on the newspaper, about renting an apartment, and if the note say not dogs or minorities allowed,
the lawsuit is going to be huge, but today in some places in Europe, that it is still allowed.

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Oh yeah the irish were discriminated here, but today they are the ones discriminating at least in Massachusetts, it is sad that in europe in some countries you still find those signs today.

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Oh yeah the irish were discriminated here, but today they are the ones discriminating at least in Massachusetts, it is sad that in europe in some countries you still find those signs today.

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Where do you see them, do tell.

On the internets.

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Oh yeah the irish were discriminated here, but today they are the ones discriminating at least in Massachusetts, it is sad that in europe in some countries you still find those signs today.

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Where do you see them, do tell.

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I read newspapers from europe and in Spain a few months ago,a gipsy coulnd't get an apartment, some signs read not dogs or gipsies allowed.
It is sad but it still happens and in the old continent where you can't say nothing positive about Hitler ( there is nothing positive to say about him anyway) You can discriminate against minorities and get away with it.

why would a gypsy be renting an apartment anyway?

The gypos can just dress like normal people for the day and not steal anything when they view the aparment, problem solved. The dogs have fuck all chance of renting an apartment.

like gypo's could go a day without stealing stuff from stately homes.

The three of you won the award for retards racists of the day bravo.

you win the grammer award.

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Where do you see them, do tell.

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I read newspapers from europe and in Spain a few months ago,a gipsy coulnd't get an apartment, some signs read not dogs or gipsies allowed.
It is sad but it still happens and in the old continent where you can't say nothing positive about Hitler ( there is nothing positive to say about him anyway) You can discriminate against minorities and get away with it.

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Gypsy != irish, mong.

And Massachusetts doesn't have many actual irish people in it, for that matter.

The rest is just stupid.

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Matter fact I've heard that blacks in Europe are more cultured and get along with the whites wonderfully.

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that's not necessarily true... keep in mind most european countries had overseas colonies and there's still much of that long time hatred in the colonized ones mentalities.

And this thread is kind of shit, too. Hasn't there been at least one more just like it, already?

Like this board needs more copying and pasting.

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Oh yeah the irish were discriminated here, but today they are the ones discriminating at least in Massachusetts, it is sad that in europe in some countries you still find those signs today.

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Were the people who are discriminating there (as you put it) born in Ireland? I very much doubt it. In which case, they're not Irish. They're American. This makes it more a matter for your country, not mine.

Also, I've travelled extensively in Europe. Worked there and lived there in many different countries. I've yet to come across one of those signs.

Are you really this stupid or are you just being a racist troll?

I can't decide.

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The three of you won the award for retards racists of the day bravo.

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How many categorys did you win one in?

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how the cunting fuck was my post "retards racists"?

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Bo, have you not read this spastic's posts before.

It hasn't got a fucking notion. True story.

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Oh yeah the irish were discriminated here, but today they are the ones discriminating at least in Massachusetts, it is sad that in europe in some countries you still find those signs today.

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Were the people who are discriminating there (as you put it) born in Ireland? I very much doubt it. In which case, they're not Irish. They're American. This makes it more a matter for your country, not mine.

Also, I've travelled extensively in Europe. Worked there and lived there in many different countries. I've yet to come across one of those signs.

Are you really this stupid or are you just being a racist troll?

I can't decide.

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I vote both.

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Bo, have you not read this spastic's posts before.

It hasn't got a fucking notion. True story.

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I have, I'm just waiting for him to make himself look even more of a genius by explaining how my post was racist.

none of you cunts fell for me rod.cunts.

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none of you cunts fell for me rod.cunts.

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That's cos none of us are gypos, cunt.

grammar

although a spelling mistake in a post about grammar isn't really a rod i suppose. still you all drink gypsys pish, especially that flange with the posts.