i'm fucked up and feelin' good so i'm goin go to the tittie bar have some fun,, whish me luck....seey you in a few hours!
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i'm fucked up and feelin' good so i'm goin go to the tittie bar have some fun,, whish me luck....seey you in a few hours!
Just remember, strippers don't like it when customers drool on them. Don't sit too close to the stage ;)
and dont like their butts
I think its alright to like their butts just don't lick them. (Unless they ask nicely)Quote:
Originally posted by KwahyaJ@3 October 2003 - 00:33
and dont like their butts
oh woops i meant to type lick
ok i'm back, first time in a tittiebar in a long long while some guy got thrown out(they grabbed him by the neck and drug him out) and this girl made me suck her nipples and this other girl told me she loved me but i didn't believe her
:o You must've been traumatized!Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@3 October 2003 - 01:21
this girl made me suck her nipples
:rolleyes:
Only five................ ;)
Peace brotherdoobie
@titey-the word "hygiene" comes to mind at this point, c'mon titey these girls ain't angels. I overheard her say to this guy"you comin' to tha hotel with us later on tonight after the club closes?". But the other girl that told me she loved me was a cutie it was luverly
@brotherdoobie-i would have taken more but i stole these from the family medicine cabinet. The most I ever took was 8. Needless to say I was fuuuuccckkkkeeedddd up. Even though I tried to fight it, I passed out within 30 minutes.
Reminds me of a joke....Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@3 October 2003 - 01:59
@titey-the word "hygiene" comes to mind at this point...
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif
- A man walks into a bar and sees a sign above the bar.
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies : "Well wash your hands; I want a cheese sandwich!"
Yes you must be careful with Moms pills................A mother without pills is like
A beard without a face...........oops!........Looks like I better lay off the medication myself.
You want me to hang my bagpipe on the philosophy of Freuied's attempts to
get his mother in bed?..........Burp!
Peace brotherdoobie :blink:
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
:)
? :huh:Quote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@3 October 2003 - 08:08
:P :P :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
:)
Really? :blink:
? :huh: :lol:
Truly? :blink:
Maybe?
Reminds me of a joke....Quote:
Originally posted by titey+3 October 2003 - 08:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 3 October 2003 - 08:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MediaSlayer@3 October 2003 - 01:59
@titey-the word "hygiene" comes to mind at this point...
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif [/b][/quote]
- A man walks into a bar and sees a sign above the bar.
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The man replies : "Well wash your hands; I want a cheese sandwich!"
the post above made me laugh so i posted smilies but brotherdoobie's post appeared before mine
Really?
Truly?
Nah.... I think it's just the pills talkin. http://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/hypo.gifQuote:
Originally posted by MediaSlayer@3 October 2003 - 04:02
the post above made me laugh so i posted smilies but brotherdoobie's post appeared before mine
i totally stole your smilie-suckerrrrhttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/hypo.gif
Ain't mine.... so I don't care. :blink:
There's One On Suprnova ;)Quote:
A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those?
Really? :blink:
Truly!
:huh: ?
<_<
you can take the tite-wad out of the funny but you can't take the funny out of the tite-wad :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by titey@3 October 2003 - 10:25
Ain't mine.... so I don't care. :blink:
:huh: ?
i'm still high you twot ;) ;) ;)
Hi, yer still a twot! :D
yer mother's a slot(i stole that from beavis and butthead)
Yer mums a hoar! <_<
:P (I got that off the men's room wall.)
:o