What's your longest sitting

What's your longest sitting on the throne.

For me about 4 hours, after I did my ablutions.
I fell asleep.

Are you actively endeavouring to be a fucking mong or wot?

If so, you're doing a sterling fucking job, like.

Yup:wacko:

Well done then, window-licker.

Well It must take one to know one.

Can someone put the popcorn on? This should be good.

Fantastic.

Shouldn't you be in bed by now. Term time starts soon, like.

You'll want to get some beauty sleep before your Mother Superior starts all that dildoing up your arse again.

Not you, Skweeks, obviousment, like. That spastic who started the thread, like.

Well, it can apply to you if you like, like. I knows you're not a bit shy.

I knew that mate. I'll pass on the ass dildoing if you don't mind. Never been one for ahem receiving backdoor activity (no problem giving it, should you be interested)

There a definite niff of the Shieldhall Sewage Works about this thread.
And I'm over 21, I allow up past teatime.
I don't rely have any bad habit's, so I think I'll also pass on the dildoing.
But by all means go right ahead If you want to, Indulge yourself

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Originally Posted by LubTheStaringCat

There a definite niff of the Shieldhall Sewage Works about this thread.
And I'm over 21, I allow up past teatime.
I don't rely have any bad habit's, so I think I'll also pass on the dildoing.
But by all means go right ahead If you want to, Indulge yourself

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So English is your native tongue, then? Fucking hell, like.

Are you typing with your spastic toes?

Reads like it, like.

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Originally Posted by chalice

So English is your native tongue,

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Nope?

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Originally Posted by chalice

Are you typing with your spastic toes?

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Just my style

Yawn.

No balls then?

Fair enough. I'll move on to something with a bit of meat.

Meat. Arf.

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Originally Posted by chalice

No balls then?

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No that's my middle brother, his wife gave him an ultimatum? The clinic or 2 bricks.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Fair enough. I'll move on to something with a bit of meat.

Meat. Arf.

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Now that we're back on topic, what's your longest sitting?

I don't sit. I squat in the bedroom, concentrate hard and try my best to believe my shite can defy physics.

My bedroom stinks, but I won't give up. I'm a stubborn cunt, don't you know.

Some day. Some fucking day.

LubTheCat. I think i'll just put you on ignore. Bye. :smilie4:

Before I even went to the Lounge, I had an incline you would reply In this thread.

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Originally Posted by Something Else

LubTheCat. I think i'll just put you on ignore. Bye. :smilie4:

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Whatever?