lets be friends
and frolic
and dance
and prance
and skip
in the fields of spastic
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lets be friends
and frolic
and dance
and prance
and skip
in the fields of spastic
Yet another one, begging for a truce. Chalice must be on a roll.
You can't tame chalice with words. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
This will end in tears ...
chalice has no friends .:unsure:
A common misapprehension.Quote:
Originally Posted by C-mos
I am Chalice's friend.
I was joking :unsure:
Yes, I know.
bitter tears .Quote:
Originally Posted by Disme
and l33t self-pwnage
Let's not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Let's discuss instead the possible origins, present manifestations and the inevitable repercussions of your over-riding compulsion to be a pathetic attention whore on this forum.
Not having immediately achieved your desired degree of personal fanfare by your initial methodology of brown-nosing the mods with your clueless 'let's make the world a better place' threads in ERTTB, you now resort to skirting in and out of my spotlight.
You're a speck. A snack. A fucking side-dish, child.
Skweeks is absolutely correct. You pwned yourself by starting this thread.
Anything I say, however banal, will seem incan-fucking-descent in comparison to your unfunny, spastic gibberish.
Well done. I await your further intellectually suicidal pish with fervour.
I'm going to start a popcorn franchise in this place. I'm gonna make a mint.
We can have theme nights.
Monday - Get insulted by Chavis night
Tuesday - Chavis makes the mongs cry
Wednesday - Mongs pwn themselves to the max
Saturday - Give Skweeks a foot massage day (noobs and mongs not allowed)
You knows it, Kev.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4A common misapprehension.Quote:
Originally Posted by C-mos
I am Chalice's friend.
Damn'd straight.
Has the world gone stark, staring doo-lally and not even had the courtesy to tell me? :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
We didn't really think you'd notice the difference, Les.
We didn't really think you'd notice the difference, Les.
You are probably right - I mean I think I saw this in stereo, so what do I know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
:cry:
You can't even manufacture a fucking syllable, can you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
No surprise.
Flowers for fingers, a bou-fucking-quet for a brain.
:happy:
:wacko:
I rarely have the arrogance to say this, though, I think we can all fairly conclude that I won this one.
Even though, I didn't start it.
I think we've captured Rart for wot he is.
A sad little fuck who lacks intelligence, stamina and the courage of his initial convictions.
I love it when a plan comes together.
Not worth the rod. An utter waist of thyme. Ignored.
Hurry up, you little lick-spittle.
I knows you're reading/dithering/flapping.
Somebody give me a spastic worth the fucking time, ffs.
:dabs:
Honestly something else? I was tired of all the edrama and epenis that surrounded the bt forums and just came here to screw around and have a little fun. I'm full aware of how chalice normally posts and I find it quite entertaining so I just made a random thread about it, I know not to take what he says too personally. If you're seriously going to ignore me just because of this thread, whats the point in having a open forum? I guess I really know why IdolEyes called this such an unwelcoming forum. But I guess since you ignored me anyway, you won't be reading this post either way. I pray for any other new member that actually tries to be part of this forum.
Sigh, I guess if that's all I get from this forum I guess I'll just respectfully leave. Seeya around chalice, I do think your a pretty freaking hilarious guy. But I guess this just isn't the place to express that. Hope you guys have fun.
Queer. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
:happy:
Glad to hear you're doing the right thing with the fucking off and all.
You knows it makes sense.
I must be getting soft - but I think he is far too coherent to be relegated to bittardshire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Wow .. you responded like a true pussy. Why did you feel the need to befriend chalice anyway? Don't you know chalice lives by a con mentality.. If you and chalice were roommates in a jail cell together, chalice would be the kind of roommate that uses you to buy a tv, clean the cell, make you ask your parents for cigarette money etc..Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Rart.. get out of the house bro, and try finding another hobby becayse you just emberrased the shit out of yourself right now...im not even trying to be mean
He's actually not a bad guy for an American.
Btw Rant I got it much worse than you did when I first posted however I persisted and now am only ignored by most and reviled by a couple .
So you see there can be light at the end of the tunnel, however in your case it's probably a gerbil holding a flashlight.:ghey:
That's always been your downfall, Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesI must be getting soft - but I think he is far too coherent to be relegated to bittardshire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
You're just too trusting.
It's a fucking tard. Fact.
Spoken by a spastic who had the wits to get out of dodge quick and tried licking my balls instead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Albo Da KidWow .. you responded like a true pussy. Why did you feel the need to befriend chalice anyway? Don't you know chalice lives by a con mentality.. If you and chalice were roommates in a jail cell together, chalice would be the kind of roommate that uses you to buy a tv, clean the cell, make you ask your parents for cigarette money etc..Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Rart.. get out of the house bro, and try finding another hobby becayse you just emberrased the shit out of yourself right now...im not even trying to be mean
get the fuk outta here you old dysmythic cocksucker.. nobody was trying to suck up to youQuote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I love how you spelled my name as Rant :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
As for "el kapedane", I really don't think its worth my time to respond to you.
you dont have to.. as i said I wasn't trying to make fun of you(you opened up a can all by yourself already). i was just trying to give you some adviceQuote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Rart, you don't belong here, mate.
You've got fucking tits for fingers. You've got a fucking womb for a brain.
Little girl, little sense, little fucking wonder you're such a fucking nancy.
Boo fucking hoo for you, like.
You are probably right. As Tard Sniffer Pursuivant you have the ability to identify such creatures of the catacombs from the merest ill formed sentence. Rart's ability to form structured prose comprising of reasonable grammar, punctuation and polysyllabic words perhaps lulled me into a false sense of fuzzy trust.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceThat's always been your downfall, Les.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
You're just too trusting.
It's a fucking tard. Fact.
I have always been a bit racist about tard speak. :ermm:
Shirley, tho, and tolerable sarcasm notwithstanding, like, you must perceive the folly in the genesis of this thread? Eh? Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesYou are probably right. As Tard Sniffer Pursuivant you have the ability to identify such creatures of the catacombs from the merest ill formed sentence. Rart's ability to form structured prose comprising of reasonable grammar, punctuation and polysyllabic words perhaps lulled me into a false sense of fuzzy trust.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I have always been a bit racist about tard speak. :ermm:
Polysyllabic self-destruction aside, the guy is a palpable mong, non?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Ahh. The good, old reverse-psychology, ignore-rod.
Works 60% of the thyme. Every thyme.
As if that was ever gonna work, mate. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by Something ElseQuote:
Originally Posted by Rart
Ahh. The good, old reverse-psychology, ignore-rod.
Works 60% of the thyme. Every thyme.
She's started so we'll finish, like.
If you're expecting to be entertained by people insulting you, then supplying them with an ammunition of smilies is not the best approach.
Indeed, even if Rart were a member of Opus Dei I doubt he could have devised a more quixotic mortification of the flesh.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceShirley, tho, and tolerable sarcasm notwithstanding, like, you must perceive the folly in the genesis of this thread? Eh? Eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Polysyllabic self-destruction aside, the guy is a palpable mong, non?