Definition of a double entendre.

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10-13-2009, 05:19 PM
JPaul

Definition of a double entendre.

Can someone give me one.

:rolleyes:
10-13-2009, 06:19 PM
Skweeky

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Apparently this Bossa Nova person just might
10-13-2009, 08:46 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I read somewhere he was gay.
10-13-2009, 08:57 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.

But I just can't be arsed.
10-13-2009, 08:58 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.

-doobs
10-13-2009, 09:00 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.

But I just can't be arsed.

That's giving it to him.
10-13-2009, 09:18 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

I was gonna try to reply to this thread as per the concept by which it was conceived.

But I just can't be arsed.

That's giving it to him.

She's a he? Well, fucking hell, like.

I knew there was something up.
10-13-2009, 09:22 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.

-doobs

Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.

-doobs
10-13-2009, 09:24 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.

-doobs

Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.

-doobs

I did, but it was a bit wank, mate.

It was a singular entendre and they only work when you're mulder, like.
10-13-2009, 09:43 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

Did anyone see what I did there, ffs.

-doobs

I did, but it was a bit wank, mate.

It was a singular entendre and they only work when you're mulder, like.

[QUOTE=brotherdoobie;3308503]

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I climbed in you window to slip you a Double Entendre, but you weren't home...so I gave it to the missus.

-doobs

Innuendo...

-doobs
10-13-2009, 09:47 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

:unsure:

Okay.

:fear:
10-13-2009, 09:53 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.

-doobs :ermm:
10-13-2009, 09:55 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.

-doobs :ermm:

Fair enoughski, hotshot. That amuses me slightly.

I've found, though, that if you have to expalin it, then it wasn't inherently funny.

Muhhahaha, like.
10-13-2009, 10:00 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.

doobs
10-13-2009, 10:03 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.

doobs

Always.

Always.

And triple always to the max.

You knows I loves you, Paul. I just don't like it when you wave your swollen, ice-scuppered lower limbs all over the place.

You whore.
10-13-2009, 10:13 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

My wife asked for marks out of ten.

I gave he one.
10-13-2009, 10:17 PM
Biggles

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-Carry-001.jpg
10-13-2009, 10:23 PM
j2k4

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.

-doobs :ermm:

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.
10-13-2009, 10:51 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chalice

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

I'm sorry. It's not cold enough or I would send you a picture of me slipping on ice. That's always funny, eh.

doobs

Always.

Always.

And triple always to the max.

You knows I loves you, Paul. I just don't like it when you wave your swollen, ice-scuppered lower limbs all over the place.

You whore.

I am a whore, often a clumsy whore. However, I do it for the conversation, companionship, and firstly...the lulz, man.

I'm a failed poet. Yet, I can't stop trying. Trying - has made my life less miserable. I flushed the "little blue pills" down the toilet, and I reach for the shelf with the "bottles" less.

Fuck the drama.

Word.

I loves you too, man.

-doobs
10-13-2009, 10:56 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by j2k4

Quote:

Originally Posted by brotherdoobie

When you pronounce innuendo - it sounds like in you window. Perhaps, it's a merkin thing, ffs.

-doobs :ermm:

I thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.

:lol:

-doobs
10-13-2009, 11:17 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/...-Carry-001.jpg

Infamy, infamy ...
10-13-2009, 11:24 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

They've all got it in for me...

-doobs
10-14-2009, 10:24 AM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

:drummer:
10-14-2009, 05:20 PM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I miss you, old bean. I do.

Peace, brotherdoobie
10-14-2009, 08:20 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Then take more careful aim.

http://www.theonion.com/content/file...iper-Draws.jpg
10-15-2009, 04:24 AM
brotherdoobie

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Sorry. I usually work Off Broadway.

-bd
10-16-2009, 04:51 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I'm very much a Vaudeville man, meself.
10-16-2009, 08:03 PM
j2k4

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I used to vend sawdust to the circuit.

In a prior life, of course.
10-16-2009, 08:11 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Was it in the 1800s Kev.

You've never lost that accent, mate.
10-16-2009, 08:13 PM
chalice

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

:pinch:

10 points.
10-16-2009, 09:29 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"

It's genious to the max.
10-16-2009, 09:32 PM
Biggles

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"

It's genious to the max.

Joe Beltrami?
10-16-2009, 10:55 PM
Bad-Day

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

i dont get it!
10-16-2009, 11:00 PM
j2k4

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Was it in the 1800s Kev.

Nah, was the '20s, the Roaring Twenties you've heard so much about.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

You've never lost that accent, mate.

No indeed; I suppose that's one of the reasons I still do this stuff - I am amongst those who know me and know as well that any complaints fall on selectively deaf ears.

For that grace I thank you, one and all.

Btw-

If I google Joe Beltrami, I will deprive Les of an opportunity to limn and expound.

That's your cue, Les...
10-16-2009, 11:19 PM
Biggles

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Slipperiest defence lawyer that ever sold a circuit judge a cheap plywood Chippendale there ever was.
10-16-2009, 11:50 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Who else do you know who would "vend sawdust to the circuit"

It's genious to the max.

Joe Beltrami?

Joe and I have had words, true story.

He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.

Chancer.
10-16-2009, 11:52 PM
Biggles

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Joe Beltrami?

Joe and I have had words, true story.

He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.

Chancer.

Hard to believe he would do such a thing :sneaky:
10-16-2009, 11:58 PM
JPaul

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

Quote:

Originally Posted by JPaul

Joe and I have had words, true story.

He feigned ignorance of the voluntary bill, as it pertained to the English legal system. I accused him of mendacity, and we laughed it off.

Chancer.

Hard to believe he would do such a thing :sneaky:

He did indeed. He's that kind of bloke, likes to test the strength of people.

At the same meeting I offered that reports suggested he was retired. He replied that he was but that he still involved himself in interesting cases.

I opined that Glasgow's constabulary may have exaggerated tales of his "passing", referencing "Wilde". How we larfed.
10-23-2009, 09:53 AM
Barbarossa

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I stole your joke :happy:

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/559...leEntendre.gif
10-23-2009, 11:04 AM
Skweeky

Re: Definition of a double entendre.

I love the hole thing.

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