Originally Posted by
KushBlow
If you came in and said "I'm Jake! I have 2 freaking sphinx cats, an awesome UPS job, a wife that gives me Playboys instead of sex, and I know the whole Packers roster including substitutes from 1989-2010! I watch Heroes and I wish Hiro would get decapitated by Sylar. My last seen movie was Land of the Lost and Will Ferrell killed that role. The dinosaurs hahahaahah. I also ran over a cop once on a 4-night binge drinking spree!", not only would it entertain me and possibly other viewers, but it would have that so-called swagger.