What's A Douche Bag?

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10-08-2003, 11:45 PM
Keikan

This kid at school is really annoying and he keeps asking what a douche bag is and i keep getting it wrong, whats a douche bag
10-08-2003, 11:47 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

You really don't want to know :ph34r:

Jonno B)
10-08-2003, 11:48 PM
DanB

i dont think its anuthing pleasant!!! :o
10-08-2003, 11:48 PM
muchspl2

http://binrock.net/cowgod/crap/boards/ask_girl.jpg
10-08-2003, 11:56 PM
NikkiD

Okay... I'm female, I'll take this one... <_<

A douchebag is an object which contains douche. What is douche you might ask? It is a substance used for cleansing a woman's vagina. A douchebag is a squeezable container with a long nozzle on the end which is inserted and then squeezed to release the cleanser...

Got it?
10-08-2003, 11:58 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Well done Nikki :lol: :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
10-09-2003, 12:00 AM
Lamsey

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 23:58
Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:

No thanks, Jonno :x
10-09-2003, 12:01 AM
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Please somebody close this Thread.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
10-09-2003, 12:06 AM
NikkiD

Quote:

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 18:58
Well done Nikki :lol:  :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Jonno B)

<_<

You had to ask, didn't you?

Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Speaking of felching

Do I get a cookie now?
10-09-2003, 12:19 AM
JONNO_CELEBS

Cookie??.............Hehehehe..........guess :D

Jonno B)
10-09-2003, 12:27 AM
muchspl2

http://images.southparkstudios.com/m...4_image_16.jpg
10-09-2003, 12:29 AM
Ella

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 10:06
Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

My favourite felching tale... :rolleyes:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/librar...y/aa091797.htm

The Urban Legends page about Armegeddon...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blbyol4.htm

(the URL linking thingie isn't working for me!)
10-09-2003, 12:31 AM
Virtualbody1234

Armageddon !!!!!!!!! :lol:
10-09-2003, 01:58 AM
BigBank_Hank

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 00:06
Speaking of felching

:lol: That is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard. :lol:
10-09-2003, 02:04 AM
3rd gen noob

Quote:

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank+9 October 2003 - 01:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBank_Hank @ 9 October 2003 - 01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 00:06
Speaking of felching

:lol: That is quite possibly the funniest thing that I have ever heard. :lol: [/b][/quote]
lmfao

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-09-2003, 02:10 AM
Formula1

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD+9 October 2003 - 00:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 9 October 2003 - 00:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@8 October 2003 - 18:58
Well done Nikki :lol: :lol:

Now explain what felching is :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

<_<

You had to ask, didn't you?

Okay... felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Speaking of felching

Do I get a cookie now? [/b][/quote]
ROFLMAO! :lol:
10-09-2003, 02:34 AM
Celerystalksme

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-09-2003, 04:21 AM
Spindulik

Quote:

Originally posted by Keikan@8 October 2003 - 19:45
This kid at school is really annoying and he keeps asking what a douche bag is and i keep getting it wrong, whats a douche bag

Get your printer ready.....

Is it ready?

Print the following...

YOU!

Now fold it up and kindly hand it to the kid and tell him that the answer for the douche bag is on the paper.

Wasn't that one of the words in an old Elton John song?
...wrapped up like a DOUCHE....
10-09-2003, 04:49 AM
Infested Cats

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD@8 October 2003 - 20:06
felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

http://www.bizarremag.com/ask/sex/felch.gif
10-09-2003, 04:57 AM
uNz[i]

:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn't seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:
10-09-2003, 05:01 AM
Alucard1475

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD@9 October 2003 - 09:56
Okay... I'm female, I'll take this one... <_<

A douchebag is an object which contains douche. What is douche you might ask? It is a substance used for cleansing a woman's vagina. A douchebag is a squeezable container with a long nozzle on the end which is inserted and then squeezed to release the cleanser...

Got it?

For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C'mon, C'mon, explain!
10-09-2003, 05:05 AM
Alucard1475

Quote:

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 14:57
:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn't seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:

Isn't it obvious?? He's a doctor!! :rolleyes:
10-09-2003, 05:05 AM
Infested Cats

Quote:

Originally posted by Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 00:57
:blink: :o :x

I really wish I hadn't seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place... :ph34r:

Research.

Oh, and I wouldn't reccomend the Halloween thread.
10-09-2003, 05:16 AM
uNz[i]

Quote:

Originally posted by Infested Cats+9 October 2003 - 14:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 9 October 2003 - 14:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Justsomeguy@9 October 2003 - 00:57
:blink:  :o  :x

I really wish I hadn't seen that picture, Infested Cats.
I also wonder where you found it and what you were doing there in the first place...  :ph34r:

Research.

Oh, and I wouldn't reccomend the Halloween thread. [/b][/quote]
Alas, tis too late :(
10-09-2003, 02:07 PM
NikkiD

Quote:

Originally posted by Infested Cats@8 October 2003 - 23:49
It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

Yeah, I knew that, but it didn't fit with the .wav file I posted... :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-09-2003, 02:08 PM
NikkiD

Quote:

Originally posted by Alucard1475@9 October 2003 - 00:01
For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C'mon, C'mon, explain!

For those times when you just don't feel "fresh" <_<
10-09-2003, 02:10 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

Quote:

Originally posted by NikkiD+9 October 2003 - 14:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 9 October 2003 - 14:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Alucard1475@9 October 2003 - 00:01
For what reason is the cleansing. :rolleyes:
C'mon, C'mon, explain!

For those times when you just don't feel "fresh" <_< [/b][/quote]
Need a hand? :D

Ok now I'm just being gross and stalking :ph34r:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonn...indcurtian.gif

Jonno B)
10-09-2003, 02:16 PM
NikkiD

I believe the word you're looking for is "following" - I've dealt with stalking. You're nowhere close to stalking.

Besides, if Ididn't want you to follow me, I could always disable your posting abilities... :lol: but I wouldn't do that to you... or would I? :devil:
10-09-2003, 02:17 PM
JONNO_CELEBS

No........I'm sitting in a car watching you right now :ph34r:

You would'nt...................would you :unsure: nah........you'd all get bored without me here to take the pi$$ out of :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
10-09-2003, 02:20 PM
Spindulik

Quote:

Originally posted by Infested Cats+9 October 2003 - 00:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Infested Cats @ 9 October 2003 - 00:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@8 October 2003 - 20:06
felching is where a gerbil (or similar small rodent) is inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

It can also mean "Sucking seminal fluid from a woman/mans anus, along with fecal matter, after having previously ejaculated in said orifice"

[/b][/quote]
Where the hell did you find a picture like that? Looks like some underground material from the 1800's
10-09-2003, 02:24 PM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by Spindulik@8 October 2003 - 21:21

Wasn't that one of the words in an old Elton John song?
...wrapped up like a DOUCHE....

:D Actually, it was Manfred Mann's Earth Band.......and the word was deuce.

OK now I'M being a douchebag ! :blink:
10-09-2003, 03:30 PM
Gemby!

:o
just
finished
reading
must
run
away
rock
bak
and
forth

make
funny
nioses
kaboooosh !

;)
10-09-2003, 07:28 PM
DanB

Quote:

Originally posted by gemby!@9 October 2003 - 16:30
:o
just
finished
reading
must
run
away
rock
bak
and
forth

make
funny
nioses
kaboooosh !

;)

too much info for the cute kitty? :D
10-09-2003, 08:24 PM
kdm172

lmao haha this is hilarious!! :lol:
10-09-2003, 08:47 PM
Gemby!

kitty
cant
handle
it :P
10-09-2003, 08:50 PM
DanB

poor kitty http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif
10-09-2003, 08:55 PM
FuNkY CaPrIcOrN

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
DanB

Quote:

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 October 2003 - 21:55
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif

:unsure:
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
Lamsey

Quote:

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 October 2003 - 20:55
http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/raisebrow.gif

Another one where you've just been waiting to use it FC? ;)
10-09-2003, 08:56 PM
Gemby!

oo i can do the eyebrow thing in ''the real world'' :D :huh:

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