I'm so pished I wont even be able to defend myself.
I''m a flattened curl.
Now is the time to strike.
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I'm so pished I wont even be able to defend myself.
I''m a flattened curl.
Now is the time to strike.
This is a fleeting vulnerability.
Subject to apocalyptic change.
It's no fun if you are too pissed to feel anything.
I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
But there's always tomorrow when I invariably wake up to this ill-conceived wank and have to deal with it, innit.
Call it impulse, call it being pished, call it Tiddles.
It's done now, innit. Well shall see.
Anyone that you prefer to make macho with?
I see Rart wants to say something and he's sensitive and when pressed has been known to cry .
Idol, I haven't posted in at least a fortnight. Given that proviso, have you honestly read anything of worth in those 14 Siberian days?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I haven't.
Proof positive, strictly only by my perception btw, that the lounge slides into banality in the absence of anything confrontational or abstractly nasty.
Non?
To qualify, I even let Seedler slip.
Days was, I woulda masticated that cuntwit to the max. Fact.
I ( don't let it go to your head) honestly haven't been paying much attention to the Lounge since you and JP stopped posting . Something Else has written off the site too and he was always good for a larf.So I guess I agree being nice is boring as Hell.
Actually one of the main reasons I don't post a lot at any other sites .People get the wrong impression , that saying something acerbic is meant to be callous Chalice.
I'm in.
I think we may've met a mutually destructive amicability, mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Christ help everybody else.
Clearly. you're not.Quote:
Originally Posted by zaa730
Now if you were to post something provocative/illiterate, I might have recourse to hound you off this forum.
As is, I just find you a little bit sad, unfortunately.
Don't listen to that zaa cunt, his posts are such a sad, poofy embarrassment the ILAG has issued a special bulletin to inform everyone that he is straight.
Although there is no way in Hell that I buy it.
Ahhh, it's almost too good of an offer to pass up. I've been looking for a rematch, although indubitably I wouldn't need the advantage of a pished old softie who has little tykes of his own. Almost too easy. Almost too easy.
I've got quite a bit on my plate at the moment, don't have the time to stay here for long. It almost wouldn't be fair though, you need a little time to toughen up before I would consider abusing someone already at such a disadvantage. It's bad sportsmanship, you know.
Perhaps another day.
Rart, don't start if you don't mean to go on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rart
C&Ping news doesn't make you important, child. You're not a mod, you're a sycophant.
And flak-jacketing yourself with real life commitments merely compounds your cowardice and lethargy.
You are acutely aware of your inferiority, as is everyone else.
PMS again? Poor thing, those days of the month hun, hang in there, things get better, wait that you start ovulating.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
I'm flattered that I actually influenced you enough to go and gather yourself a spellcheck app.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomatoPMS again? Poor thing, those days of the month hun, hang in there, things get better, wait that you start ovulating.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Don't you feel a whole lot better for yourself? I can actually understand what you're you're saying now. I can't help but feel proud for myself for that. :happy:
Can't help you with having a fucking clue, though. That's completely up to you, spastic.
The general quality of discourse suffers when you are absent, Chalice; the cunts all pack up and leave.
Life without cunts is flippin' boring, as well we know.
So, all of you cunts (yeah, I mean you, you cunt) can just fuck right off, you lousy, dripping, simpering wannabees.
So, to clarify:
Don't leave, just fucking well fuck off.
Do it now.
Hmmm.
I don't hear anything.
Fucking sissies.
People who flew the Concorde are cunts.
So is Thomas Sowell.
I do so very love the erudite disgorgement of a bored and verbose individual :) I would love to give you a good go around Chalice but I am in the midst of a food coma atm so I will have to pass in my usually Ali-esque, ducky, weavy sort of way by consigning myself to a virtually assured defeat at your hands, while maintaining my small bit of confidence that however badly you view me, I most likely think lower of myself than you ;)
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Well, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Didn't know you were a cunt, too.
So you're not the starving, hard-edged cunt we're used to; more the pillowy silver-spoon type, filled with self-loathing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Intr4ns1t
I suppose we must take what is available...the cunt market is suffering in this down economy.
Isn't it.
A shot of Gin for the cramps will do wonders, your ovaries will enjoy it, till next time dear Daisy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceI'm flattered that I actually influenced you enough to go and gather yourself a spellcheck app.Quote:
Originally Posted by pentomato
Don't you feel a whole lot better for yourself? I can actually understand what you're you're saying now. I can't help but feel proud for myself for that. :happy:
Can't help you with having a fucking clue, though. That's completely up to you, spastic.
The cunt market might be in a slight downturn but it's nowhere near as bad as the bear market the Gays have gotten themselves into.
Quite true, as I hear it - something to do with going about on all fours?Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Btw-
Have you noticed just recently (mere minutes ago, in fact) that some cunts just aren't worth bothering with.
so thats how it all star ...... ted ... a lil prr prr
I find you childish and offensive didn't your mama teach you better!?!:P to OP
I find you cowardly and sheepish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Totti
Judging from the drivel you've regaled us with thusfar within your tender tenure, I can foresee little hope of you gaining any semblance of a personality.
Do try harder, though. Even a turd can find a vocation. Even if it's merely for fertilizer.
And then it's just laying about, and requires more effort than that post, so.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Where oh where have they evaporated to, J2?Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4And then it's just laying about, and requires more effort than that post, so.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Of any given provocation, they'd've shuffled up like rams to the shearing.
Fear of hubris precludes me from coveting the consolidated annihilation.
This section has been comprehensibly TKO'd, mate.
Depressing but true.
Do they dock with shears these days? - I thought they used those vicious tiny rubber bands.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWhere oh where have they evaporated to, J2?Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Of any given provocation, they'd've shuffled up like rams to the shearing.
Fear of hubris precludes me from coveting the consolidated annihilation.
This section has been comprehensibly TKO'd, mate.
Depressing but true.
"Hubris fear" is an opening commonly exploited by the flame-inclined-but-intellectually-malnourished/underpriveliged.Quote:
Originally Posted by chaliceWhere oh where have they evaporated to, J2?Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4
Of any given provocation, they'd've shuffled up like rams to the shearing.
Fear of hubris precludes me from coveting the consolidated annihilation.
This section has been comprehensibly TKO'd, mate.
Depressing but true.
It may have sufficient niche-appeal to incite a few carp.
Let us pray.
Les, we're trying lure a tidy school of bait, don't you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
If you're not willing to help, at least stay on topic.
The way things are going here I'll never get to enable my targeting software, ffs.
Kev, I've arrived at an ambivalence between you and I, as to who may've struck the fatal blow for this section...Yourself with your indecipherable diatribe, or myself with my hay-making abstract flailing expletives.Quote:
Originally Posted by j2k4"Hubris fear" is an opening commonly exploited by the flame-inclined-but-intellectually-malnourished/underpriveliged.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
It may have sufficient niche-appeal to incite a few carp.
Let us pray.
Les, we're trying lure a tidy school of bait, don't you see.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
If you're not willing to help, at least stay on topic.
The way things are going here I'll never get to enable my targeting software, ffs.
Though, I hold out hope for you with your recently braced employment of the word 'cunt'.
Hmm.
You, a killer?
I'd hate to think it.
C'mon, cunts!
The lounge is harboring a murderer!
Meanwhile, The Drawing Room is also relatively unpeopled.
What have we done.
First you chased manker away, then JP, benchie was quick to follow, and every since mouldy has got a burd, we don't see him either.
He's a brute. Agreed.
This section is a putrid wasteland, littered with the rotting carcasses of his victims.
The stench is unbearable. Yet, I hold out...hoping that the poet will seek redemption, that the prodigal son will return to embrace the duality of his nature.
Excuse me. I have to take a shit. Too much coffee.
-brotherdoobie
So now Chalice is a pimp?Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
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Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
A good scrubbing should suffice, then.
Just hop over to the noob thread and assemble a team, equip them properly, and put them to work.
I fear it would be a waste of time, Kevin. I don't have the patience to inoculate the " I want it now, right now" generation of n00bs. How ironic...I suppose.
How are you, friend? I'm listening to music, drinking coffee, and contemplating a new career.
You?
-doobs
What career are you contemplating?
I am currently at work, and I've got really itchy eyes. Am away early though, for a visit to the midwife, then tonight I'm going to see Michael McIntyre.
Day off tomorrow as we'll be back late and I need my 12 hours sleep at the moment!