Hope you don't consume all of those presents. All the best, and none of the worst.
Love, the interwebs. :kiss:
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Hope you don't consume all of those presents. All the best, and none of the worst.
Love, the interwebs. :kiss:
:kiss:
Dear chalice,
we all forgot your birthday.
So here is,
(to mark your descent into the abyss of decay)
A poem from us to you
(you can print it off as well)
The subject, not too taboo
Will be the photovoltaic cell
'Why this particular affair'
I hear you wonder
The reason, to be fair,
Isn't just a blunder
I just didn't want to dwell
And look for something else
That also rhymed with 'well'
Anyhoo, let's no longer delay.
Chavis, you devious cunt,
I hope you had a happy birthday
Love,
Skweeky
great wood over balls
someone call a doctor now
it will not go down
Now I've written a poem too :snooty:
Was there a party or something else. Was there cake, did I miss cake.
Oh Noooooooooooooooooooo
No cake, but Chavis brought some genuine Irish tap water for everyone.
He's a tap man, to be sure.
Good job I came on here today.
Happy birthday Chalice :01:
I'd make you a cake, but you live in fuk'n England. I looked it up, that's like 10 inches away on my map. Way too far, and yer a cunt anyway. :D
Who the fuk gives their brother H for his birthday?!!!! Hasn't he ever heard of socks, a tie, or beer? Good gawd...
Irish tap water & heroin, woohoo! sounds like a party........
You haven't received anything that ticks or vibrates have you ? yet another fan letter from the adoring masses ?
He's probably passed out at this point.
Thank you all enormously, you lovely people.
I'm particularly gratified to see the reappearance of my good mate Benjamin for the occasion.
Skweeks, I don't think anyone has written me a poem before. I loves it. It outshines any lava-lamp on the planet. I will treasure it for at least 5 days. Perhaps even longer.
As to all the narcotics and that, tomorrow I'll be a new man. I'm resolved to give up everything, cigarettes included. I'm gonna start running daily and I'm finally going to learn to drive. A new man, I tells ye.
Condolences, my friend, on this solemn occasion.
Is he still running that site with rare films? Seems I was booted for inactivity there :pinch:Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
Chervice driving a Fiat Uno on the strase.Quote:
Originally Posted by chalice
The world is mostly piss and shite. I fucking hate most everything and everyone, atm.
Happy Birthday.
-bd
Cake is a made up drug FactQuote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
Hope you got suitably wrecked without interfering with your keep fit regime* Chalice
* It is called a regime with good reason.
Happy Burfday