Funniest Joke In A Decade

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10-17-2003, 03:58 PM
tralalala

sorry its long, but worth the reading.

an old and very rich woman, 55 in age, walks into the national bank of canada.
she asks to go to the manger, and there she asks him to deposit 100,000$ from her account.
the manager asks her "how come you have so much money?!"
she says "ill show you one of my tricks...".
she says "i bet you 25,000$ that you have square testicals".
the manager says "what???? well, ok then, easy money for me!!".
"ill come in tomorrow to make the bet" said the woman.

the next day, she comes into the managers office with a lawyer by her side. the manger asks her "why the lawyer??" "youll see" she said.
she asked him to undress, and he did so. at this time the lawyer was looking nervouse and sweaty.
the woman asked the manager "can i come and feel the testacles to make sure they arent square?" "sure" said the manager.
after doing so, the manager said "tough luck... you lose, 25,000$ into my bank account... why did you make such an impossible bet anyway??"
"well, you see, i bet this lawyer here 100,000$ that i will be holding the head manager of the national bank of canadas testicals in my hand this morning........"

hope you enjoyed it!! :D :lol: :P :)

tralalala
10-17-2003, 09:25 PM
wolfman10_2000

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
good one
10-17-2003, 09:40 PM
Smith

dunn get it
10-17-2003, 09:58 PM
tralalala

read it again and youll get it.

funny funny funny

tralalala
10-17-2003, 10:02 PM
Advantix

lol
10-18-2003, 09:31 AM
Rip The Jacker

Good one. :lol:
10-18-2003, 09:49 AM
Wrongturn

lmao good joke :D :)
10-18-2003, 09:50 AM
I.am

:lol:
10-18-2003, 10:39 AM
DjEdenM

looooooooool :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
10-19-2003, 12:12 PM
leonidas

Quote:

Originally posted by tralalala@17 October 2003 - 16:58
sorry its long, but worth the reading.

an old and very rich woman, 55 in age, walks into the national bank of canada.
she asks to go to the manger, and there she asks him to deposit 100,000$ from her account.
the manager asks her "how come you have so much money?!"
she says "ill show you one of my tricks...".
she says "i bet you 25,000$ that you have square testicals".
the manager says "what???? well, ok then, easy money for me!!".
"ill come in tomorrow to make the bet" said the woman.

the next day, she comes into the managers office with a lawyer by her side. the manger asks her "why the lawyer??" "youll see" she said.
she asked him to undress, and he did so. at this time the lawyer was looking nervouse and sweaty.
the woman asked the manager "can i come and feel the testacles to make sure they arent square?" "sure" said the manager.
after doing so, the manager said "tough luck... you lose, 25,000$ into my bank account... why did you make such an impossible bet anyway??"
"well, you see, i bet this lawyer here 100,000$ that i will be holding the head manager of the national bank of canadas testicals in my hand this morning........"

hope you enjoyed it!! :D :lol: :P :)

tralalala

Yeah I inderstand why you like it so much. It's very relative to your biotop :lol:
10-19-2003, 06:32 PM
share4uk

I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..." :lol: :lol:
10-19-2003, 10:38 PM
theX

heheh, that was just as funny

:D
10-20-2003, 12:33 AM
leonidas

Quote:

Originally posted by share4uk@19 October 2003 - 19:32
I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..." :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: I don't know why I prefer this version.
10-20-2003, 03:49 AM
vegasguy

Hi,

I like both versions!!!!!!!!!!

Good one, maybe i will try em out
10-20-2003, 09:34 PM
Faceman

Quote:

Originally posted by share4uk@19 October 2003 - 18:32
I have a similar one:

This guy goes up to the barman of a pub and says to him:

"Would you like to make a bet with me?"
"What kind of bet" Says the barman
"See that glass right at the end of your bar, well I bet you £100 that I can piss in it from this end of the bar and not spill a drop"

The barman laughs and says "you got yourself a bet, theres noway you can piss in it from here".

So the man gets up onto the bar, gets his dick out and aims for the glass right at the end and begins...

He totally misses, he pisses all over the floor, over the bar, over customers, and even over the barman himself.

The barman has a huge grin on his face and is laughing, as the man gets down from the bar and pays him his £100.

"Why did you make such a pointless bet" Says the barman as he counts his easy money.

"See those five guys in the corner" Says the man
"Yes" Says the barman

"Well I bet each one of them £100 that I could piss on your bar, your customers, your floor and even YOU and you would still have a smile on your face..." :lol:  :lol:

That joke was on desperado and is shit funny...

Face
10-20-2003, 11:27 PM
Autumn Fox

Both are realy good, had a nice laugh.
10-21-2003, 07:02 AM
SaGe FrAnCiS

hilarious.....oppps i pissed my pants
10-21-2003, 01:01 PM
tralalala

hey, this was MY joke post, not HIS... :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
10-21-2003, 06:05 PM
share4uk

;) No hard feelins man... ;)
10-21-2003, 06:32 PM
RedRival

erm the backbone of the joke is there and has always been it's only been rephrased and revised in so many ways ;) .

And btw shouldn't she be depositing in and not from/withdrawing from not in.
10-21-2003, 09:14 PM
Autumn Fox

Quote:

Originally posted by RedRival@21 October 2003 - 19:32
(...)
And btw shouldn't she be depositing in and not from/withdrawing from not in.

Detalils man, joke is good anyway :lol:
10-22-2003, 08:09 PM
gODGOD

i gots a joke

What do you do when ure TV is floating at Night

Shoot the black man holding it :D :D :D :D :D im not racist just funny
10-22-2003, 09:06 PM
tralalala

can we pls not have racist jokes here...
i really dont like them

tralalala
10-22-2003, 09:38 PM
leonidas

Quote:

Originally posted by tralalala@22 October 2003 - 22:06
can we pls not have racist jokes here...
i really dont like them

tralalala

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry I couldn't resist :lol: :lol:
10-23-2003, 09:25 AM
_FuNgA_

autumn_fox ur signature picture thing........... how did u get it?
10-23-2003, 08:49 PM
tralalala

Quote:

Originally posted by leonidas+23 October 2003 - 00:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leonidas @ 23 October 2003 - 00:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-tralalala@22 October 2003 - 22:06
can we pls not have racist jokes here...
i really dont like them

tralalala

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry I couldn't resist :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
THAT IS SICK. IM A PROUD JEWISH PERSON AND I WONT ALLOW RACIST JOKES IN MY THREAD.
YOU MAY OPEN YOUR OWN: "RACIST JOKES BY LEONIDAS" IN THE LOUNGE, NOT IN HERE.

im off 2 tell Paul to delete those.

tralalala
10-23-2003, 10:19 PM
RGX

Quentin taratinos timing of that joke and the way he reads it is impeccable
10-24-2003, 03:14 PM
leonidas

Quote:

Originally posted by tralalala+23 October 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (tralalala @ 23 October 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by leonidas@23 October 2003 - 00:38
<!--QuoteBegin-tralalala

Quote:

@22 October 2003 - 22:06
can we pls not have racist jokes here...
i really dont like them

tralalala

Why is it that Jews like to watch pornos in reverse?
They like the part when the hooker gives the money back

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Sorry I couldn't resist :lol: :lol:

THAT IS SICK. IM A PROUD JEWISH PERSON AND I WONT ALLOW RACIST JOKES IN MY THREAD.
YOU MAY OPEN YOUR OWN: "RACIST JOKES BY LEONIDAS" IN THE LOUNGE, NOT IN HERE.

im off 2 tell Paul to delete those.

tralalala [/b][/quote]
Jews have more money than the average.
Black are more poor, these are facts.
10-24-2003, 03:19 PM
YoRu

Hahaha liked that jew joke

tralala u really should fix ur attitude towards jokes....

:huh:
10-25-2003, 12:54 PM
tralalala

excuse me, but the fact that jews are richer than blacks means...????
here in israel we have so much povity right now, a crappy government, not just the situation...
and about blacks: there are many jewish ethipopians that came on aliyah (emigration to israel in hebrew) to israel and not one of them is in the state of "rich", and they are ALL jewish (the ones in israel).

which is why i dont think racist jokes are nice, how about: why do CHEAPSKATES watch........... and not: why do JEWS.......
ok?

tralalala
10-25-2003, 07:34 PM
leonidas

I think you'll agree if I tell you that ethiopian jews represent a very tiny part of the whole jewish community wide spreaded arround the world.