Time For Some Honesty And Revelations!

Let's have a good one here!!

Tell us something shocking, revealing, amazing about yourself that we ALL don't know off......

We want to be knocked off our socks........


My confession:

Once during a footballmatch years ago during the first half i kicked a guy in his nuts deliberatly when nobody watched. Leaving him there srceaming.......
He had it coming.....
He tackled me a dozen times in the first half an hour and i was sick of it.
Happily i don't play football anymore.

I.....I...I don't know how to say this......

































I have a pet cat. I'm sorry :(

I am Gay :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 20:25
I am Gay :ph34r: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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I think every one saw that one coming.

:P Well there's a surprise!

So that did'nt shock you??.............Ok.............I have a really small penis :lol: :lol:

Ok I'm not doing myself any favours here :ph34r:

Nikki!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 20:29
So that did'nt shock you??.............Ok.............I have a really small penis :lol: :lol:

Ok I'm not doing myself any favours here :ph34r:

Nikki!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!!! :ph34r:

Jonno B)

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That explains the over compensating, but still not shocking.

Improvisasion and Skill, but the problem is not your techneak (sp?)

:ph34r: Censored :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok this is not good..........I may have to prove something here :unsure:

But will get wrong for it :ph34r:

Jonno B)

Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by SnnY@22 October 2003 - 20:33
Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:

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are you sure its not just db's?

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Originally posted by SnnY@22 October 2003 - 21:33
Oh boy, it's db's fave picture :rolleyes:

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I just found it rather numorous and apt.

For the record I would like to state that this picture is in no way related to Jonno or any part of his anatomy

except his penis ;)

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg
Is that your willy jonno :o

I have never seen one like that :ph34r:

I think i need more beer :lol:

Jonno!!!

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I am Gay

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Gay is no problem....Really.

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I have a really small penis

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It's what you do with it, no probs.....

But Gay With A SMALL penis????

That's not even funny!! How can you tell us something like that???

U think we're a bunch of councelers??

I asked for [/QUOTE]something shocking, revealing, amazing about yourself [QUOTE] , not for a disaster!!!


Really, i will keep respecting you as a upstanding(hahahahaha.....) forummember(hihihihihihihi.....), but that's it!!!
I will never be able to talk to you without thinking of your queer little penis.......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yoghurt.

Ok I'm counting 5 mins before I prove you wrong about my knob, so anyone wishing for me not to post it has exactly 5 mins to defend me :D

You think I'm joking.............hehehehe :D

Jonno B)

Why is it so funny that Jonno is happy? :huh: Is that such a terrible thing to be?

And he doesn't have a small penis, I can assure you of that - I think he was trying to deflect some of the shock you all seemed to show when he said he was happy...

A whole new meaning to 'members ickle pics'!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


@ Jonno did you see my disclaimer afterwards? :unsure:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Sheringham...o_odear_90.jpg

Please Jonno, sort it out mate :lol: :lol:

At this point I would like to add if you show it you will proove 2 things.

1. it is indeed small.

2. that you are gay.

Please refrain from embarasing your self.

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Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 20:42


And he doesn't have a small penis, I can assure you of that -

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I rest my casehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/rock.gif

And she would know :D

Jonno B)

Someone defend the man(or the forum, not sure which) :P

Sorry bad connection, it seems the danger has passed.

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Originally posted by noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:44
At this point I would like to add if you show it you will proove 2 things.

1. it is indeed small.

2. that you are gay.

Please refrain from embarasing your self.

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WTF???

Let the man(???) get it of his chest.

Being done with it will probably liberate him AND enlighten us ALL.

Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey!! You edited!!! I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:

PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:

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Originally posted by noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:55
PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:

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How's it on his chest if it's tiny? :rolleyes:

.... Ask him.

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Originally posted by NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:55
Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey!! You edited!!! I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:

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Sorry, I thought you'd take offense to my statement.

I said: "NikkiD, you've seen it haven't you", there, better? :)

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Originally posted by danb+22 October 2003 - 21:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 22 October 2003 - 21:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-noname12@22 October 2003 - 21:55
PM him, I am sure he will be more then happy to get it off his chest there...

:blink:

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How&#39;s it on his chest if it&#39;s tiny? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
:huh: :lol:

That&#39;s bigboab material right there.

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+22 October 2003 - 21:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 22 October 2003 - 21:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 20:42


And he doesn&#39;t have a small penis, I can assure you of that -

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I rest my casehttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/rock.gif

[/b][/quote]
http://www.kippenpagina.nl/roosterfly.gif


Chicken&#33;&#33;&#33;

Well i have lots of secrets,

I put jonno&#39;s pic on a well know web site just now

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/ha_642.JPG

Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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Originally posted by SnnY+22 October 2003 - 20:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 22 October 2003 - 20:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@22 October 2003 - 21:55
Yes, SnnY, I have indeed seen it. :D

Hey&#33;&#33; You edited&#33;&#33;&#33; I have to start remembering to use quotes... :blink:

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Sorry, I thought you&#39;d take offense to my statement.

I said: "NikkiD, you&#39;ve seen it haven&#39;t you", there, better? :) [/b][/quote]
You&#39;ve seen what? What have you been looking at Sny & NikkiD? This bloody board is not working tonight. I cant get through half the time(Probably a good thing Eh? :P Rest of internet working&#33; :(

I would post a picture of Jonno&#39;s *ahem* member myself if you feel you need proof, but then I would have to put myself on moderation for breaking the rules...

BTW - I suppose I should give some earth shattering revelations about myself, considering it is the theme of the thread...

*sigh* here goes...

There were once naked pictures of me posted on the internet.

:ph34r:

I know... horribly shocking isn&#39;t it?

EDIT: @ Jonno - we&#39;ve kissed? :blink:

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Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:05
Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

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I dunno whos the gay one, the ones trying to cover it up, or the one trying to show it.

I think logic is the winner today.

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Originally posted by noname12+22 October 2003 - 22:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (noname12 @ 22 October 2003 - 22:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:05
Ok, look at yourselfs, here are 4 guys all talking about my penis and you think I&#39;M gay?? :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

@Nikki.........hehe, you not suppose to kiss and tell :P&nbsp; :D

@Baz........There goes my overdraft :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)

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I dunno whos the gay one, the ones trying to cover it up, or the one trying to show it.

I think logic is the winner today. [/b][/quote]
Okay, that only makes sense.....

I confess.

I&#39;m more gay then ever.

Even worse; i&#39;m hetero.

And the longer i stay on this board, the more gay i get.

Ok you pushed me to it (and I&#39;m pished) soooooooooo

Edit:......Too late :P

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

:) Use your logic my friend.

But unfortunatly you missed the logic the first time

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Definition
gay (HAPPY)&nbsp; [Show phonetics]
adjective OLD-FASHIONED
1 happy:
We had a gay old time down at the dance hall.

2 If a board is gay, it is bright and attractive:
The boards were gay and full of people.
See also gaiety; gaily.

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(from Cambridge Advanced Learner&#39;s Dictionary)

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Originally posted by BAZ_CELEBS@22 October 2003 - 21:38
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/shocked_90.jpg

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What do those abbreviations mean ?

I just understand What tha fuck, that&#39;s all. :huh: