Rules of the game

It's simple, if you are easily offended boys and girls don't even bother fucking posting here.

There are landsharks cruising just below the surface who will call you on every emptyheaded thought that dribbles out and crying to a moderator, mummy or who ever else you think is going to save your ass is just not going to cut it.

Posting here can be injurious to your health, mental wellbeing and over inflated self image, so if you are barely literate, easily offended/a creampuff or are just plain spastic then think carefully.

Sadly I know this warning will go unheeded but I just thought a public health announcement was overdue considering the bloodshed lately.
(not that I mind the carnage, it's great to see Chavis in fine fettle eating all comers for breakfast).

This would make a very good entry contract for the lounge. Nice work, Art!

Now, we just need to get it translated in to mono-syllabic spasticese...

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

This would make a very good entry contract for the lounge. Nice work, Art!

Now, we just need to get it translated in to mono-syllabic spasticese...

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I was kind of hoping you could do the translation :naughty:

Being a product of the American public education system, I'm fortunate to speak and write English effectively. Foreign languages are not our forte. However, spasticese seems to be a growing dialect. Perhaps in the near future we will be able to craft such a document.

Until then, maybe this will suffice...

http://i40.tinypic.com/2vuaedd.jpg

Don't be ridiculous MBM; a 4 syllable word?

I was kinda expecting they wouldn't get that far. Have you ever seen one finish a whole sentence?

Personally I take great offense that the OP considers toying with people's feeling as some some of "game":dabs:

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Remind me to NEVER click on another one of your spoiler tags :blink:

Thats just wrong..........

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I was kinda expecting they wouldn't get that far. Have you ever seen one finish a whole sentence?

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A jail sentence maybe :unsure:

Rule of the game numero uno...

Never ever let the spastics know that there are rules to the game.

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Originally Posted by chalice

Rule of the game numero uno...

Never ever let the spastics know that there are rules to the game.

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S'alright they don't read poasts with more than 3 words anyway so they still don't have a clue :whistling