Riddler's Halloween Gauntlet

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10-31-2003, 02:32 PM
Riddler

As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners ! :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
10-31-2003, 02:36 PM
Alucard1475

with a pumpkin patch :P
10-31-2003, 02:40 PM
Riddler

http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/Excited.gif
Yup !

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o'lantern by its diameter?
10-31-2003, 02:43 PM
MagicNakor

*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:
10-31-2003, 02:44 PM
thewizeard

Pumkin pi
10-31-2003, 02:45 PM
Alucard1475

Pumpkin pi :-)
10-31-2003, 02:45 PM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 07:43
*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:

Wait ! That's all there is out there for Halloween ! You've got to believe me Wizard !

Pleeeeeaaaase ! :lol:

@Alucard1475 ....you're on fire !

What's silent & smells like dust?
10-31-2003, 02:46 PM
thewizeard

Quote:

Originally posted by MagicNakor@31 October 2003 - 14:43
*sigh* These aren't riddles.

I'll have to post one Halloween-ish when I wake up.

I've warned you before. :devil:

:ninja:

Ohhhh nooooo
10-31-2003, 02:49 PM
Riddler

Ooops, sorry nigel, seems you got it first. See above for the latest one...........hurry before Wizard vaporizes this thread ! :D
10-31-2003, 02:53 PM
Alucard1475

mummy farts
10-31-2003, 02:56 PM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by Alucard1475@31 October 2003 - 07:53
mummy farts

Yeah, they're real stinky too. :P

OK last one for now...............

What is a vampire's favorite mode of
transportation?
10-31-2003, 03:06 PM
pusher

The Batmobile.

Geddit? BAT.. :rolleyes:
10-31-2003, 03:08 PM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by pusher@31 October 2003 - 08:06
The Batmobile.

Geddit? BAT.. :rolleyes:

I was shooting for " blood vessel " but I like that one even better ! :D
10-31-2003, 10:09 PM
nikita69

Quote:

Originally posted by Riddler@31 October 2003 - 20:32
As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners ! :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

sorry riddler, i missed it, please go on.... :)
10-31-2003, 10:24 PM
Terminator

hi
11-01-2003, 04:27 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by nikita69+31 October 2003 - 15:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nikita69 @ 31 October 2003 - 15:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Riddler@31 October 2003 - 20:32
As requested Nikita69..........

WARNING; These riddles are pretty much all groaners ! :P

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

sorry riddler, i missed it, please go on.... :) [/b][/quote]
I'm afraid I can't risk the Wizard's wrath any further, back to at least semi-riddles until the storm clouds pass ! :lol:

My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.
11-01-2003, 04:53 AM
nikita69

a member of this forum and a mod want to ban u from here? :lol: :lol: kidding off course.
11-01-2003, 05:07 AM
nikita69

Diamond?
11-01-2003, 07:10 AM
Riddler

:lol:
I hope not...and nope. :P
11-01-2003, 07:17 AM
Damnatory

Quote:

Originally posted by Riddler@1 November 2003 - 05:27
My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

A baby?
11-01-2003, 07:43 AM
Riddler

Very close :) .........just a bit off center from that.
11-01-2003, 07:49 AM
pusher

:D The wife of the landlord.
11-01-2003, 07:53 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by pusher@1 November 2003 - 00:49
:D The wife of the landlord.

:lol: :lol:
Your answers are always better than the real ones !

But I have to say uh-uh. :)
11-01-2003, 08:01 AM
Damnatory

Quote:

Originally posted by Riddler@1 November 2003 - 05:27
My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

Spirit? or an ass.... :lol: (i.e. pain, irritation. :lol: )
11-01-2003, 08:13 AM
Riddler

:D Nope. you'll have to come up with a more cultured answer than that. ;)
11-01-2003, 08:26 AM
Damnatory

Quote:

My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

How about an 'emotion'?

moreover
'love'?
11-01-2003, 08:43 AM
Riddler

That's a very ingenious answer, Damnatory. Cultured but not quite the mother lode. ;)
11-01-2003, 09:15 AM
Damnatory

Quote:

My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

ooh!! ooh!!

"Instinct"???
11-01-2003, 09:19 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by Damnatory@1 November 2003 - 02:15

Quote:

My host thinks I'm an irritation, a bother, a pain. But he can't evict me, so here I will remain. Then one day I'm taken and ranked among my peers.

Can you guess just what I am? Then you might call me dear.

ooh!! ooh!!

"Instinct"???

Ooh!! Ooh!!
I'm tryin' to give you a clue!! :D

Quote:

Cultured but not quite the mother lode.

:P
11-01-2003, 09:33 AM
Damnatory

That's why I said Instinct..... 'Mother's intuition and instinct' something that can be a pain, but would be something that could be reviewed by a peer whent the child grew to adulthood.
11-01-2003, 09:37 AM
thewizeard

A Flee?
11-01-2003, 09:40 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by Damnatory@1 November 2003 - 02:33
That's why I said Instinct..... 'Mother's intuition and instinct' something that can be a pain, but would be something that could be reviewed by a peer whent the child grew to adulthood.

:huh: Whoa ! Not only was that a good answer but I'm a giant ass for missing the connection ! Sorry ! :(

Here, let me shake your hand....don't worry mine's not too clammy. ;)

EDIT; Hi nigel.....nope. B)
11-01-2003, 10:10 AM
Riddler

OK last clue..............first one to come up with it wins a necklace. :rolleyes:
11-01-2003, 10:15 AM
chalice

It's gotta be a pearl, riddler.
11-01-2003, 10:18 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by chalice@1 November 2003 - 03:15
It's gotta be a pearl, riddler.

Gotta be chalice. :D Nice steal ! ;)

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?
11-01-2003, 10:24 AM
chalice

Umbilical cord?

edit, nah. How Freudian of me. :blink:
11-01-2003, 10:26 AM
Riddler

Negative. B)
11-01-2003, 10:28 AM
chalice

It actually sounds like pearl again, Riddler.
11-01-2003, 10:32 AM
Riddler

Quote:

Originally posted by chalice@1 November 2003 - 03:28
It actually sounds like pearl again, Riddler.

:lol:
It does, doesn't it !?
But I fear you would find me grating if I did that. ;)
11-01-2003, 10:52 AM
Damnatory

Quote:

Not born, but from a Mother's body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

Tree sap = Amber
Not born, but oozes, hangs on the tree, (couldn't make a connection with the cave) Hardens to a valuable material... tree bark can be grated (i.e. Cinnaman)

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