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This should be a list of actors/actresses who have either always been terrible, or whose egos have gotten so big that they can't play a role without killing it. Example clips would be a big plus, if you have 'em...
Kevin Costner
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
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Him wot stuck the gerbil up his arse.
He was in Internal Affairs or something.
I forget the gerbil's name too.
You know his middle name is Tiffany.True story.
He was called Peristalsis by the time my insides got through with him.
I like An Officer and a Gentleman.:cry:
"I aint gonna quit" ........ "I got nowhere else to go. I got nowhere else to go".:(
Somewheres Be.
Joe D. Foster
That ugly french guy was better in the role anyway.
Withdrew Barrymore.
Hue Grant. Then Afflick. Noose Willis. Semi Moore. Dribble Shepherd. Exhuma Thurman.
I could go on. And I probably will, unfortunately for youse.
I'll go for Mark Wahlberg her is a seen from The happening
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I'll still defend MW, Totti. I blame M. Night Shyamalan for The Happening and everything else he has done since Sixth Sense.
I'm not saying he is great by any means, but if I were directing a movie and Costner, Cruise, Travolta, and Walberg were my only "choices", I would go with MW.
Oh, and while I'm posting...
Add:
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Ben Stiller
Keanu Reeves.
I'm with MBM on his picks as well.
Oh, and Bill Paxton is unbelievably bad.
and both the Wilson brothers except for Bottle Rocket .Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Paul Rodriguez
One Long Night ...... Poncho (2006)
Cloud Nine ...... Mr. Wong (2006)
The World's Fastest Indian...... Fernando (2005)
A Cinderella Story...... Bobby (2004)
Bad Ass ...... Jose Garcia (2003)
Chasing Papi...... Costas Delgado (2003)
Back by Midnight (2002)
The Original Latin Kings of Comedy (2002) Executive Producer
(This was major piece of shit.)
Time Changer...... Eddie Martinez (2002)
Blood Work...... Det Ronaldo Arrango (2002)
ALI...... Dr. Ferdie Pacheco (2001)
The Shipment...... Jose Garcia (2001)
Rat Race...... Gus the Cabbie (2001)
Tortilla Soup...... Orlando Castillo (2001)
Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles...... Diego (2001)
G-Men from Hell...... Weenie Man (2000)
Mambo Cafe...... Frank (2000)
Price of Glory...... Pepe (2000)
Melting Pot...... Gustavo Alvarez (1997)
Rough Magic...... Diego (1995)
Rhythm Thief...... Eladio (1994)
Million to Juan...... Juan Lopez (1994) Director
Made in America...... Jose (1993)
La Pastorela...... Satanas (1991
Hi Honey - I'm Dead...... Ralph, The Angel (1991)
Born in East L.A....... Javier (1987)
Miracles...... Juan (1986)
The Whoopee Boys...... Barney Benar (1986)
Quicksilver...... Hector Rodriguez (1986)
D.C. Cab...... Xavier (1983)
Keanu Reeves is on the top of my list. I mean, seriously.
He's been in some movies that were good despite him being a main character.
Except for the 1st Bill & Ted. He did well in that one.
I'll also defend John Travolta as an actor. I think he did waaay too many after his successful return in Pulp Fiction (GREAT flick) but I think his acting is superb.
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Is it just me or does Travolta's Edna sound an awful lot like Cartman? "Let them go homa":mellow:
How can an actor be a joke? What type of joke would that be? like hahaha or muwahaha type just by seeing them?
Do not understand.
Why hasnt anyone mentioned Vin Diesel?
This thread lacks good jokes.
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Add Woody Harelson to list. He probably doesn't deserve it, but I just saw his face on a Defendor screen and thought he might have it coming. He's actually done alright, especially since he is the only Cheers actor with work...
okay. Vin Petrol. now he's been mentioned.Quote:
Originally Posted by l33tpirata13
I'll third Keanu Reeves, among others.
Samuel L. Jackson, basically just plays the same guy every movie.
Keanu, obviously. And let's not forget his female counterpart Winona Ryder.
Kurt Russell
Nick Cage
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I'll think of more I'm sure. I generally hate actors that only play one character in every movie.
I can't hate him, just b/c of how badass he was in Pulp Fiction. :smilie4:Quote:
Originally Posted by c0ld
yea, he was a bad-ass in Pulp Fiction. But, he's still a joke. a very funny one.
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And Bill Pulman.Quote:
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The muscles from Brussels .
who's that Van Dammit?Quote:
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Ok then the Austrian Oak.
this guy tells a lot of jokes.
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its NOT a TUMAHHHHHH!!!Quote:
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You know for just writing that's an amazingly good impression.
Get to da choppa!!!1
"I feel just like I am lookin' in a mirror."
That was Danny Devito, BTW. My impressions need some work. :(
Arnold Schwarzenegger may be a terrible actor but God help me I remember every one of those scenes.
"Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied".
Wasn't that Commando? :OQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
That was right after the scene where the Porsche is in mint condition right after being wrecked.
Plus it had whatsherface in it.... :ermm:
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Originally Posted by Skiz
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She got hot, kept a career going...well, that's about it. At least she's still working, unlike Tony Danza. He's not really a joke, but he really isn't an actor, either. :idunno:
You got to do the best you can with what nature gives you. And Arnie did. I thought the first two Terminator movies were brilliant because of how good a joke of an actor was used. :P
Tom Cruise for me. How can an actor that sucks so bad play in so many good movies?
Great balls of FIIIIRE!!! (But my voice can't go that high. )
Speaking of Tom Cruise -Cameron Diaz I can't stand the whiny bitch and seriously who the fuck thinks she's remotely good looking?
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While I'm at it other talentless pigs who the gay media want me to believe are attractive - Jennifer AnnistonI mean seriously they make a new Adam Sandler movie and saddle me with having to stare at that cow for the entire movie while only giving a bit part to this ?Spoiler: Showand that Carrie broad from Sex in the City .They actually have the effrontery to put that Sarah Jessica Parker hag in makeup commercials ( along with Queen Latifah:dabs:)Spoiler: Show
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End sexist rant.
Those are all justified, Idol.
Who's the bikini wearer? She looks talented.