My cult is called "the hogie cult"
it is where you turn sound.
who's joining with me?
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My cult is called "the hogie cult"
it is where you turn sound.
who's joining with me?
Soviet Union shall crush you, We have 2 tanks.
If it doesnt involve gratuitous sex with beautiful women, then i aint interested
:P
Crush you!Quote:
Originally posted by Rat Faced@1 November 2003 - 23:25
If it doesnt involve gratuitous sex with beautiful women, then i aint interested
:P
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
wtf does that meanQuote:
it is where you turn sound
u want a cookieQuote:
Originally posted by DKK@1 November 2003 - 19:29
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
Ah but there is not religion in the Union, so Hogie cannot enter, Union shall crush you!Quote:
Originally posted by DKK@1 November 2003 - 23:29
Hogie the al mighty god will smight you!
Your last chance to repent your sins and join the Red Regiem.
(Roles 2 tanks in, Puts your city under siege with 2 tanks)
HOGIE IS GOD !! :D
I'm drunk so i'll tell a joke about murphy (popular local name for idoit)
murphy decided he should take a stand against global terrorism so he got on the phone to sadam and he siad you better surrender we have two pitch forks and a combine harvester
sadam replied but murphy i have all my troops armed with automatic weapeans
mruphy said i'll get back to you
he phoned him the next day and said we have managed to put two rockets onto a tractor we really reckon it's time you surrendered
sadam lauged and said murphy i have over 1000 tanks, air units and scud missles,
murphy said i'll get back to you
the next day mruphy phoned him again and said we borrowed a boat of the coast graud and have it armed with two bad kegs of guinness
sadam replied to be honest murphy do you know what your talking about i have over 2 million men
murphy said you know your right, it's off, we wouldn't have the facilities to hold 2 million POW's
(the raason i posted here was all the talk about tanks and all reminded me of this joke, is it even funny???? maybe you had to be there)
Starting a Cult is relatively easy.
You just need a bunch of gullible people.
They don't seem to be in short supply <_< .
Sure! I'll join! Just remind me to bring my own refreshments. Nyuck nyuck nyuck
Don't worry there will be enough Kool Aid for everyone. :ph34r:Quote:
Originally posted by pusher@2 November 2003 - 11:25
Sure! I'll join! Just remind me to bring my own refreshments. Nyuck nyuck nyuck
I shubhodeep das,the messenger of the gods who reside above you and piss on you whenever the damn hell they wish to,bring a message from Odin.
It is formally declared in the whole world that people who either start or join cults to encourage the sale of M&M's candies shall rot up my great noble ass.......
Your two tanks will fall quickly to my sling and rock, remember it took out a giant!