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Genious.
Oestrogen in the water has a lot to answer for
Here in the states they add Twinkies to our water, and gravy, also.
Eyes. Bleeding.
It's a natural phenomenon.
Like MBM's capacity to pummel people with nauseous shite.
That boy needs to gather some poise. Either that or he needs to shut the fuck up, like.
Can't you just say you missed me, chalice?
There was nothing to miss, I'm afraid.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
That's quite the attitude. Ireland ban whiskey, or something else tragic? :unsure:
My mistake. I see it's on sale. Again...
hear hair..Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
That kid is awefully close to the douchebag border.
Well, I'll keep it up and catch you on the other side, little doggy... Then I'll punt yer ass out of my way.
Do you kick little dogs? What sort of human do you pretend not to be?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
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And by the way. Is that all could come up with? Nothing about someones face is shaped like a cunt or spreading ruomours that someone is gay? Nothing about someones mother? Nothing about someones eyelids reminds you of your own bumhole?
Get creative motherfucker! It's the reason I'm on here.
You are far too generic to break a sweat on. And why would I encourage you to come back just so you can follow me around some more? :rolleyes:
Still suspect you are Pento, anyway...
Is that it? I'm generic and you think I follow you. Is that it? What a pile of uselessness that comment is.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Now I don't know who Pento is, but if you for one minute could get his dick out of your mount and pay some attention. You might be suprised to know that ... Why am I even talking now? Like mbm is ever going to stop sucking a dick before the sperm hits his insides.
You seem desperate for attention. What, you turn 12 recently and now your uncles don't play with you anymore?
If you want me to take our "fight" seriously, first you have to develop something resembling a character. Then, and only then, will I help you give it a low-self esteem. Now, run along...
Hey, Doobs, what's shakin.
Hey, Kevin. I quit my shitty factory job, and have decided to go back to school.
I start in September. So, I'm taking it easy and enjoying what's left of summer.
Softball is over and I miss playing; however, me old knees are feeling better.
Peace, doobs
Congrats, doobs! What are you studying?
I merely watched softball this summer.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
My knees are mildly displeased
Yes, what.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I have an associates degree in networking (and my MSCA). I'm going back for my bachelors degree in networking, and an associates degree in web development and design.
To be frank...factory work sucks bawls. I miss me old, soft, and cushy job.
True story.
At least your knees are not totally pissed, Kevin. Take comfort in that.
-doobs
Good plan, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
As to the knees-
They need to be 'scoped again - after that, they will be pretty well pissed; I don't have much meniscus left to clean up.
You have my utmost sympathy, Kevin, really man. I've torn my MCL on my right knee, and I've torn my ACL on my left knee - twice.
My knees hurt most of the time, unfortunately.
But all is good. Pain is part of life, and you learn to deal with it, right.
-doobs
Sorry to hear about both of your long-term pains/injuries. I've had limited knee pain- just enough to know it can be truly awful. My back is in sad shape, but supposedly not destroyed.
I wish you both comfort...
Oh God.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.
Fuck you. I'm not falling for that, again.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisOh God.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.
Mail it to me, please. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisOh God.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
I have a sacred relic that you all can rub in times of intense pain, if you like, you whiny bitches.
No, you have to rub it from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMail it to me, please. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I figured the CDC would take issue with its shipment.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisNo, you have to rub it from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
:yawn:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeI figured the CDC would take issue with its shipment.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
My wife says, "Tell him that's what his wife says". True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis:yawn:Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
My wife says, 'tell him he's a fucking bitch cos he listens to wot his wife says'.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeMy wife says, "Tell him that's what his wife says". True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
True story.
My wife seemed to like that. A bit too much... :(
Chalice's wife is a double hard bastard.
Fact.
-doobs :smilie4:
True that.Quote:
Originally Posted by brotherdoobie
She was perfectly lovely before she met me, like.
Weren't we all, weren't we all?...:D
My wife tries to blame her "attitude problem" on me. Like it's my fault she's too lazy to clean up after me, ffs.
-doobs :idunno:
Wait a fucking minute. How the hell did megabyteme get banned? I totally missed that one.
I thought I was in that box a long time ago. I wanna know the limits ;)
There are 10-15 people actually worth a fuck on this site and MBM iswasone of them.
Hopefully the penalty won't be too long lasting or at least not any longer lasting than for the real purposeful douchery that I consistently see given a slap on the wrist here.:ermm:
Btw Speedo for the record you aren't in the top 1500.
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