As a matter of fact, I never was.
What the fuck are you gonna do about that then?
Apart from ineffectual wank on the internets, like?
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As a matter of fact, I never was.
What the fuck are you gonna do about that then?
Apart from ineffectual wank on the internets, like?
In a French accent, of course.
Oh ouais, bon, je ne parle même pas très bien le français. :snooty:
Vous n'êtes pas une pipe.
"pipe"? :unsure:
[translate]pipe[/translate]
I'm relieved to not be one of those.
Only the French...
Good name for a thread right there.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
What a bunch of cunts. Think about that image for a moment. A bunch of cunts. Bunch. Cunts.
Now apply it to France. It's a cuntbunch thing far and wide. Racist fact.
Probably remain " not friends" and in time hopefully work toward a deeper more meaningful enmity .:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Of course if you keep on slagging the French that may be hard.
I still don't know the purpose of this thread.
Then the whole "life" thing is going to be a real brain-twister.
chalice just woke up from his grave and it's in mood for some shit posting ...
rest in peace !
It's not racism if it's applied to the French.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Probably remain " not friends" and in time hopefully work toward a deeper more meaningful enmity .:unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Of course if you keep on slagging the French that may be hard.
I believe it was a constituent of Napoleon's surrender.
Napoleon or one of them French cunts. Doesn't matter.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Edited for redundancy.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
I see you finally figured out the porpoise of this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
...Quote:
An Irishman , a Dutchman, and a Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia sharing a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said "Please tie a pillow to my back."
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly.
The Irishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", the Irishman replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. "And your second wish, what is it to be?" the Sheikh asked.
The Irishman replied: "Tie the Frenchman to my back."
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Famous Quotes About The French
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." ~ General George S. Patton
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ~ Jacques Chirac, President of France
"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." ~ Marge Simpson
"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." ~ John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." ~ Conan O'Brien
I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France! ~ Jay Leno
"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against DisneyWorld and Big Macs than the Nazis?" ~ Dennis Miller
Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? It weights 21,000 pounds. The Air Force tested this bomb in Florida and the bomb blast was so strong at Disneyworld 25 French tourists surrendered. ~ Jay Leno
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." ~ John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
In response to the recent terror attacks in Spain, the French government have raised their terror alert status from "Run" to "Hide". If attacks continue on the continent they may be forced to further increase the alert to "Surrender", or even as high as "Collaborate". ~ Jay Leno
Oui, the French should like totally give up being French to the max.
They've given up everything else.
I saw a documentary about the liberation of France a while back. There were many stories about how it was impossible for an American GI to NOT get laid during those first few weeks. However, the show didn't go into detail on how the straight GI's and French women celebrated. I guess they just had a few drinks and relaxed. :idunno:
Chalice, mang. I was wondering where you were going with this.
Then you posted that:
And I just figured you were trying to see what manner of moron you could get to go along, and how idiotic it could get.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
Well played, sir, well played.
Around and around and around she goes, where she'll stop no cunt knows.
I didn't do it. I just facilitate it. It's a fascinating phenomena.
Being me, that is.
Yes, the plural was intended.
I give this thread five stars.
Do you ever say anything that is not entirely generic, and could be dropped into any portion of any thread, Snee? :unsure:
You might be better off with a pure white avy, as it highlights your depth, wit, and personality.
He can't read what you're saying. Well he can now, cos I quoted it.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
He's far better than you and you are ignored by him. He ignores you.
I try to ignore you but I resolved long ago never to put anybody, no matter how tedious or pretentious on ignore. It's a bit of a double-edged cunt thing. I don't have to explain it, do I?
All that ignorance aside, I'd like to see you and Snee go at it. I won't though. Which is disappointing. My money would be on him. And he's posting in a second language.
I have yet to see him take any kind of stand. He seems to be reading posts, talks shit, but fails to engage in as much as eye contact.
Until I see something to substantiate your post, I'll put him in the, "All mouth, no teeth" category...
Them's fightin' wurds.
If only he gave a fuck.
He's made several posts recently that were about me, yet he won't engage me, that's cowardice- not disinterest. :ermm:
*EDIT*
I'm guessing he's French. :dry:Quote:
All that ignorance aside, I'd like to see you and Snee go at it. I won't though. Which is disappointing. My money would be on him. And he's posting in a second language.
It's certainly not cowardice. Did you just get the internets delivered last Thursday?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
There are many many ways to skin an internets goat.
Here endeth.
Even you aren't at yer best today, chal. Here's to better days ahead... :mellow:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavisIt's certainly not cowardice. Did you just get the internets delivered last Thursday?Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
There are many many ways to skin an internets goat.
Here endeth.
You're still a bum, Rock. You've got the guts but you just can't dance.
I do this always out of love.
Of idiots.
I'd love to dance, but it seems my dancin' partner can't find herself a pretty enough dress to wear to the ball(ing)...
Yeah, thanks for that :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
'slike reading a redux of any one of at least five posts Sherbert posted when I made him cry.
It's funnier this time, though. I thought captain exciting there would be posting some dull liberal wank about how the french are people too, or something. And yet it appears he went with the other stereotype.
Nice ranting, as that goes. Not like billy or hypo or anyone funny, mind, but nice ranting nonetheless.
Still won't engage me directly, huh, Snee? *sigh*
And obviously, you have been reading my posts . Simply quit talking about me, or engage me. Until then, you are just a loud-mouthed tail-tucker.
First thing always... Know your enemy.
You know nothing about Snee. Not a fucking thing. He knows loads about you, though. Guaranteed.
He is immediately at an advantage. He also knows just about everything worth knowing about this board and the monkeys who people it. Another heavy advantage.
You are known to flutter into purple soup. A self-defeating hobble, if truth be told. He is sharp and succinct.
The gods are stacked against you, fatty.
For someone who "places people on ignore", he is (according to you) quite up-to-date. Which contradiction do you want to stick to now? :unsure:
Again- to better days ahead for yous.