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I'm of the opinion that Halloween is for kids and adults that feel the need to hijack yet another occasion from children should be taken out and fed to zombies or something.
you defile the Halloween spirit.
Isn't defiling keeping with the Halloween spirit?Quote:
Originally Posted by senegal
Im going to get chocolate wasted...
Happy Halloween for all FST users !
well, kind of, but in a good point of viewQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Isn't defiling keeping with the Halloween spirit?Quote:
Originally Posted by senegal
I once got mildly buzzed on chocolate stout.Quote:
Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
im going to eat so much fuckin sugar, straight out the bag like a beast
Just got through using my kids to get me some candy. Gotta love'em
Why? The kids don't even trick or treat any more. I live in a nice neighborhood and I've had one trick-or-treater all night.... an hour and a half ago. It's now 9:30 so I'm pretty sure I won't get any more. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
most Americans are dumb... i should know i live here. Dont expect much people out trick or treating because they are scared of terrorists.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkizWhy? The kids don't even trick or treat any more. I live in a nice neighborhood and I've had one trick-or-treater all night.... an hour and a half ago. It's now 9:30 so I'm pretty sure I won't get any more. :dabs:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Happy Halloween!
You're Russian or something .
Russia has Halloween but they do have a Be Nice to a Corrupt Official or Else Day.
My daughter's outfit for her preschool party this morning. She will be Marceline tonight, but we didn't want to deal with the long, black wig getting tangled.
http://i.imgur.com/jYPwqOD.jpg?1
My son, the Red Power Ranger:
http://i.imgur.com/SLTbXXn.jpg?1
Child abuse...
http://i.imgur.com/5f1OKML.jpg?1
C'mon guys, we can't be the only ones dressing up here... :)
For the lameos who don't know what Adventure Time is
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Your kids are really adorable and apparently adopted.
Stolen. Do you realize how long one would have to be on the waiting list to get two cute, white babies?!? Nah. You'd be amazed at how few <20 y/o mothers aren't very attentive. :sly: Granted, it takes a couple of bath times to get the stale cigarette smoke smell off of 'em, but it's worth it.
Joke is on us, though. Apparently, we took someone's Down's child. Just thought he was half-Asian, or something... :fist:
I wore fake tattoo arm covers while working behind the bar last night. Strongbow sent them. Cunts.
Marceline. Pleased with the results on this!
http://i.imgur.com/Eg58Glf.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/Z0uARu4.jpg?1
Again, for the lameos...
We had the porch light on even tho the "judge" said it was "against the law" to do so. We only had 3 trick or treaters come by.
Well to late
Literacy cat is not amused...Quote:
Originally Posted by Erasor
Perhaps he did mean that he fell in a well and became tardy. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisLiteracy cat is not amused...Quote:
Originally Posted by Erasor
Or maybe he pissed in to a well, thinking it was a toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemePerhaps he did mean that he fell in a well and became tardy. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis
No just incredibly early.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erasor
Glass half full,obviously.
Actually, it would be almost impossible for a glass to be either half full or half empty. At atomic level, there would be an odd number of atomic particles meaning that one side would always have one more particle than the other side. Also the 'half full or half empty' scenario doesn't take into account evaporation or condensation, which can deplete or enhance the level with the glass environment. Finally, since glass is porous anyway, it will, over time, leak fluid away, through absorbtion.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787No just incredibly early.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erasor
Glass half full,obviously.
So, the glass cannot be half full, within any degree of acuracy.
Yer dad's condom leaked.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXActually, it would be almost impossible for a glass to be either half full or half empty. At atomic level, there would be an odd number of atomic particles meaning that one side would always have one more particle than the other side. Also the 'half full or half empty' scenario doesn't take into account evaporation or condensation, which can deplete or enhance the level with the glass environment. Finally, since glass is porous anyway, it will, over time, leak fluid away, through absorbtion.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
So, the glass cannot be half full, within any degree of acuracy.
The glass is half filled with glass,Stephen Cawkings.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Also for the less anal it's just an expression like when I say that "Dion is a halfwit", when everyone knows in actuality he has no wit.:)
It's too early in the morning so I'm going to assume "degree of acuracy" is Art hacking your account and trying to be funny in an ironic sheep herder sort of way.
So did yers.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeYer dad's condom leaked.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
(Amazing that he cannot spell 'your' yet knows where the apostrophe goes. Spoken like a true Yank).
I stand corrected. Even I am guilty of labelling Dion as a halfwit, even though the evidence available conclusively proves his wit level is less than 0.02%. For Dion to be a halfwit would require an increase of just over 49.98%, which would be a tall order indeed for someone of his mental disability.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
In fact, we have more chance of winning the lottery, or Meg learning to spell correctly, than Dion improving his mind almost five thousand fold.
What's with the black dot? Are you frightened someone will recognise you in THAT outfit. I mean, that tea cosey covers most of your head. If anyone did recognise you, it would be from identifying your kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
It's an unfortunate birthmark. :(
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Originally Posted by TheFoX
Glass houses...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Unfortunately, when sending characters across the internet, the occassional charactr will fall through the cracks in the internt pavement. To be truthful, it is individual bits of a byte that disappears, causing whole characters t disappear. This phemonemon is what causes occassional selling mistakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeGlass houses...Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
And if you believe that boys and girls, I have a lovely bit of real estate to show you, but you can only view it at low tide..... :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoXUnfortunately, when sending characters across the internet, the occassional charactr will fall through the cracks in the internt pavement. To be truthful, it is individual bits of a byte that disappears, causing whole characters t disappear. This phemonemon is what causes occassional selling mistakes.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Beachfront property?!!! :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisAnd if you believe that boys and girls, I have a lovely bit of real estate to show you, but you can only view it at low tide..... :naughty:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFoX
Yay. I'd be interestd in viewing tht. Please book me in straight away.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeBeachfront property?!!! :w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Artemis