what does the Spit means?

Ok through my life I'v always wondered what does it mean when people Spit in front of you?
For example, I'm walking down a street and I pass by a couple of guys who are just standing there on the sidewalk doing nothing besides looking like a couple of loosers and then as I get close one of them just spits, I mean wtf?, or just a few minutes ago I went out to dust off my vacuum cleaner and across the street there is this older man working on his car so as soon as I steep out the door, he looks at me, then he spits :huh: .
And I've seen this happen many times, men from all ages; mostly is people of 'lower education' or from a low social background, so I wonder,
is it like some sort of inferiority complex they have?, do they feel threatened or intimidated?, or is it something like animals do, you know to mark their territory?
or may be it could be they have a disease I don't know of that causes their moth to roth so they keep spiting.
Finally, I suppose it could have very different meaning depending on were you live.

My advice to you is twofold.

Get a windscreen for your face and shut the fuck up.

The former will blur your ugliness, while the latter will spare us your wank.

Humanity will be all the better for it.

What a stupid fucking question; 'what does spit means'.

Give your lop-sided head a shift, you fucking sandbag.

Hey dude, I had never seen you before on this forum,
but I get the feeling I din't miss much.
or... did I stroke a nerve or something? :whistling

Yeah, you hit one a them there nerves. You discovered I'm adopted. I was stunned.

In other news, you really haven't been around much on this forum, save for the sporadic, irrelevant interjection to ineffectual end, from time to tedious time.

It's like they unfreeze you every couple of years and permit you a little rant or something.

And perhaps you've been around far too long, but whatever may be you are not always in this bad mood.
Oh, do you have a dictionary near by or what, 'cos you use them too many big words,
but what ever makes you feel big and important I guess.

chavis dont be a muther fuckin Douche Bag, and when someone spits in front of you it is because they're thinking bad thoughts about you, or having bad thoughts in general.

Which words are too big for you?

I can filter myself unto you if you're having trouble.

Just let me know when them syllables get to overcome you, spastic.

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Originally Posted by JustDOSE

chavis dont be a muther fuckin Douche Bag, and when someone spits in front of you it is because they're thinking bad thoughts about you, or having bad thoughts in general.

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You don't count. Everybody spits at Hispanics.

Justdose's mum has to lick books in order to read them.

It was a skill long acquired. All she had to do in the past was headbutt them for several decades.

She attributes her new found palette to books and monkey balls.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Everybody spits at Hispanics.

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Now someone saying that, here in this community of all places I find it somewhat troubling,
not so much on a personal level but still.
I am aware I can be quite imprudent on my comments,
but you are just mean.

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Originally Posted by worldpease

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Originally Posted by chavis

Everybody spits at Hispanics.

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Now someone saying that, here in this community of all places I find it somewhat troubling,
not so much on a personal level but still.
I am aware I can be quite imprudent on my comments,
but you are just mean.

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Racialist.

In some cultures it can be for good luck!

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Originally Posted by worldpease

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Originally Posted by chavis

Everybody spits at Hispanics.

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Now someone saying that, here in this community of all places I find it somewhat troubling,
not so much on a personal level but still.
I am aware I can be quite imprudent on my comments,
but you are just mean.

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Fame at last. Your sig rawks the sawks.

You big girl's fucking blouse.

Ugh, no it is getting boring, shall we drop this mater?
I won't push it and say we shake hands,
no, lets just drop it.

Wow racist abuse in one of the first posts i've read for ages ...no mods on now?

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Originally Posted by Gripper

Wow racist abuse in one of the first posts i've read for ages ...no mods on now?

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yea bro chavis need to feel the weight of the ban hammer :ermm:

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Originally Posted by chavis

My advice to you is twofold.

Get a windscreen for your face and shut the fuck up.

The former will blur your ugliness, while the latter will spare us your wank.

Humanity will be all the better for it.

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Originally Posted by chavis

What a stupid fucking question; 'what does spit means'.

Give your lop-sided head a shift, you fucking sandbag.

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Originally Posted by chavis

You don't count. Everybody spits at Hispanics.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Justdose's mum has to lick books in order to read them.

It was a skill long acquired. All she had to do in the past was headbutt them for several decades.

She attributes her new found palette to books and monkey balls.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Fame at last. Your sig rawks the sawks.

You big girl's fucking blouse.

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who knows that the last one means, maybe you have to be handicapped like the poster to understand :ermm:

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Originally Posted by JustDOSE

CRIES LIKE A BITCH FOR A HALF PAGE

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:dry:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...7/ZachGGIF.gif

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

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Originally Posted by JustDOSE

CRIES LIKE A BITCH FOR A HALF PAGE

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was i talking about the mother of your kids when i said that? i dont get it :P

See, that's what the Lounge is for, you unloved, botched abortion.

Zach Galif..... <3. Man he's hilarious.

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Originally Posted by chavis

Fame at last. Your sig rawks the sawks.

You big girl's fucking blouse.

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who knows that the last one means, maybe you have to be handicapped like the poster to understand :ermm:[/QUOTE]

:lol: man!
and I think he's refering to the fact that I used his quite about how 'hispanics always get spit' for a couple of days as my signaure,
I've removed it now; whatever I guess.

Well done. Between the two of you you managed to decipher the fact that you're both spastics. You plebs are definitely moving up.

Pity that Worldpiss didn't have the courage of her convictions to carry through whichever ill-conceived bollocks she was trying to threaten me with with her sig.

See, the inherent error there was the fact that everybody (bar Hispanics) just skim whatever the fuck she thinks she's talking about. Rendering her a worm and a mongoloid. A mongoloid worm. Nice trick if you can manage it.

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Originally Posted by worldpease

Ok through my life I'v always wondered what does it mean when people Spit in front of you?
For example, I'm walking down a street and I pass by a couple of guys who are just standing there on the sidewalk doing nothing besides looking like a couple of loosers and then as I get close one of them just spits, I mean wtf?, or just a few minutes ago I went out to dust off my vacuum cleaner and across the street there is this older man working on his car so as soon as I steep out the door, he looks at me, then he spits :huh: .
And I've seen this happen many times, men from all ages; mostly is people of 'lower education' or from a low social background, so I wonder,
is it like some sort of inferiority complex they have?, do they feel threatened or intimidated?, or is it something like animals do, you know to mark their territory?
or may be it could be they have a disease I don't know of that causes their moth to roth so they keep spiting.
Finally, I suppose it could have very different meaning depending on were you live.

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Dear Man,
Hi I'm Anthony I just searched the web for the exact same answer to the question you are asking here! First I want to say I am blessed to have found you bcuz your soul has experienced the exact same thing as mine & I want to help you say first and foremost: It is VERY hurtful! & I am not sure why but YES it hurts me whenever I have experienced what you speak of. I consider myself a non-threatening kind of guy! I don't present myself as someone any man should feel challenged by though I have to admit my facial features are somewhat "soft" I look in the mirror & I tend to see my mom much more than my dad & I tend to be of a thin frame & build, however I FEEL, EXPERIENCE & CARRY myself (very naturally) as 200% male! I love being a male, I don't wish I was female though I think it might be cool to for experiential sake but NOT for permanent trading places sake! again I am all male & I tend to feel my version of being male is NOT about LIMITING my expression whether it be of emotions, whether it be being eccentric in how I wear my clothes etc. I DON'T feel that any of that diminishes myself as ALL MALE! & again I tend to carry myself as such & masculine. So my guess is that old school "manhood" has a certain disdain for "newer school "manhood" as well I think RACE comes into play also. I seem to recall mostly Caucasian males doing the spit "thing" more than other races (I am Black) trust me I am no racial saint yet I have no remote desire to spit in the path of ANY RANDOM White male I see on the street no matter WHAT he looks like! So like you my friend I am at a loss of explanation for this form of assault & offense. Especially when I have never seen "you" don't know "you" & "you" don't know me! Additionally I am lead to believe that it is the spitter who truly has the problem as I am not going out of my way to offend this person with PERSONAL INTENT as I feel spitter does JUST that!
The response you received from the angry dude is very indicative to the exact attitude BEHIND the spitter. Namely unbridled, unchecked, anonymous testosterone I guess? The thing is what did you say that made him attack YOU like that you didn't do anything to him you said nothing about him personally yet he felt you deserved to be raged at as opposed to empathizing with you and finding a purely human connection. Men are afraid of what they PERCIEVE as "weakness" yet it is the FEAR ITSELF that they fail to realize MAKES THEM WEAK is what I get as I write this to you now! Friend just think about it in grade school boys taunted other boys for sport but when that same taunted boy turned around & cold cocked the taunters magically the next few days they became the best of friends in many instances. So I can be your friend if you can overpower me BUT if you seem to be one who can be OVERPOWERED I do NOT want in ANY WAY to be associated with you as a matter of fact the cycle MAY repeat itself I bully you til you TKO me & AGAIN auto-magic FRIENDS!?! I don't know about you friend but I NEVER played this game I had no respect for the players either - Though even then I would not think to spit at or in their paths - I just thought I would not want to be someone friend just because they kicked my tail in MY book THAT was weakness. I thin I am more of the constitution of 'Even IF you can kick my tail this does NOT mean I "surrender" allegiance or bond with you!' I am your friend because I "FREELY" CHOOSE TO BE I want you to be my friend because you "FREELY" CHOOSE to be. I could never pander to bullying I'd rather go my own way ALONE than "weaken" my spirit. And this I believe is a major weakness of men in general this is why we have so many young men wearing the pants down etc. this is pier pressure at it's best "BE LIKE ME & I LEAVE YOU BE" sort of logic. ALL of this I think is the stuff of the "I spit on the ground where you walk!" mentality. Anyway we are still at odds on how to deal with the spitters I suppose perhaps spitting harder & louder than they do as a response may be the main in the moment passive aggressive for passive aggressive response buz it lets the spitter know just as "indirectly" and passive aggressively that YES it registered BUT I give it BACK to you!! Hey we can spit an ocean if that is what you're about Hey maybe it can a new language or maybe a martial art or some foolishness but what does it ultimately produce? well maybe the extreme pointlessness is the point! Nevertheless it IS ALWAYS initiated by the LESSOR CHARACTER of the two men! As it does seem to be a male to male emasculating thing Bottom line if THESE men had any respect for themselves they would not do this to other men as they likely wouldn't want another man to do that to them just common human dignity kind of thing! Be well my man! I KNOW your pain I am in the fight with you bro..TRULY we are already the winners in character we obviously have a minimum of respect for our fellow men! Hold your head up bro Peace!

World Peace & all apologies for any multiple posts! First timer & didn't see my post so I blacked out I hope the moderator will collapse my many multiple posts to ONE response!
Thanks

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Originally Posted by anthonybrian

Dear Man,
Hi I'm Anthony I just searched the web for the exact same answer to the question you are asking here! First I want to say I am blessed to have found you bcuz your soul has experienced the exact same thing as mine & I want to help you say first and foremost: It is VERY hurtful! & I am not sure why but YES it hurts me whenever I have experienced what you speak of. I consider myself a non-threatening kind of guy! I don't present myself as someone any man should feel challenged by though I have to admit my facial features are somewhat "soft" I look in the mirror & I tend to see my mom much more than my dad & I tend to be of a thin frame & build, however I FEEL, EXPERIENCE & CARRY myself (very naturally) as 200% male! I love being a male, I don't wish I was female though I think it might be cool to for experiential sake but NOT for permanent trading places sake! again I am all male & I tend to feel my version of being male is NOT about LIMITING my expression whether it be of emotions, whether it be being eccentric in how I wear my clothes etc. I DON'T feel that any of that diminishes myself as ALL MALE! & again I tend to carry myself as such & masculine. So my guess is that old school "manhood" has a certain disdain for "newer school "manhood" as well I think RACE comes into play also. I seem to recall mostly Caucasian males doing the spit "thing" more than other races (I am Black) trust me I am no racial saint yet I have no remote desire to spit in the path of ANY RANDOM White male I see on the street no matter WHAT he looks like! So like you my friend I am at a loss of explanation for this form of assault & offense. Especially when I have never seen "you" don't know "you" & "you" don't know me! Additionally I am lead to believe that it is the spitter who truly has the problem as I am not going out of my way to offend this person with PERSONAL INTENT as I feel spitter does JUST that!
The response you received from the angry dude is very indicative to the exact attitude BEHIND the spitter. Namely unbridled, unchecked, anonymous testosterone I guess? The thing is what did you say that made him attack YOU like that you didn't do anything to him you said nothing about him personally yet he felt you deserved to be raged at as opposed to empathizing with you and finding a purely human connection. Men are afraid of what they PERCIEVE as "weakness" yet it is the FEAR ITSELF that they fail to realize MAKES THEM WEAK is what I get as I write this to you now! Friend just think about it in grade school boys taunted other boys for sport but when that same taunted boy turned around & cold cocked the taunters magically the next few days they became the best of friends in many instances. So I can be your friend if you can overpower me BUT if you seem to be one who can be OVERPOWERED I do NOT want in ANY WAY to be associated with you as a matter of fact the cycle MAY repeat itself I bully you til you TKO me & AGAIN auto-magic FRIENDS!?! I don't know about you friend but I NEVER played this game I had no respect for the players either - Though even then I would not think to spit at or in their paths - I just thought I would not want to be someone friend just because they kicked my tail in MY book THAT was weakness. I thin I am more of the constitution of 'Even IF you can kick my tail this does NOT mean I "surrender" allegiance or bond with you!' I am your friend because I "FREELY" CHOOSE TO BE I want you to be my friend because you "FREELY" CHOOSE to be. I could never pander to bullying I'd rather go my own way ALONE than "weaken" my spirit. And this I believe is a major weakness of men in general this is why we have so many young men wearing the pants down etc. this is pier pressure at it's best "BE LIKE ME & I LEAVE YOU BE" sort of logic. ALL of this I think is the stuff of the "I spit on the ground where you walk!" mentality. Anyway we are still at odds on how to deal with the spitters I suppose perhaps spitting harder & louder than they do as a response may be the main in the moment passive aggressive for passive aggressive response buz it lets the spitter know just as "indirectly" and passive aggressively that YES it registered BUT I give it BACK to you!! Hey we can spit an ocean if that is what you're about Hey maybe it can a new language or maybe a martial art or some foolishness but what does it ultimately produce? well maybe the extreme pointlessness is the point! Nevertheless it IS ALWAYS initiated by the LESSOR CHARACTER of the two men! As it does seem to be a male to male emasculating thing Bottom line if THESE men had any respect for themselves they would not do this to other men as they likely wouldn't want another man to do that to them just common human dignity kind of thing! Be well my man! I KNOW your pain I am in the fight with you bro..TRULY we are already the winners in character we obviously have a minimum of respect for our fellow men! Hold your head up bro Peace!

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Has no one ever shown you how to paragraph?

Trying to read all that is an eye killer, to say the least, old chum.

You need to concentrate on delivering information in smaller, more digestible, chunks, which is what paragraphing is for.

After all, when was the last time you read a book from start to finish which included the complete novel as one single paragraph? We have sentences, paragraphs, chapters and even books to break up a mammoth work of art or fact into smaller, more digestible, chunks.

You need to concentrate on making your points smaller, and more digestible, otherwise we will get constipated with a bloat of information no one will be able to adequately digest.

So, back to school with you, and please don't post any more until you have mastered the art of writing properly. After all, just because this is a forum doesn't mean you can abuse it, or us. It is still a medium for the written word, and respect needs to be shown to the written word, and those reading it.

Enough said...

Best thread evar. Anyway Dear man anthonybriannotyouractualname I'm pretty sure spitting doesn't really anything of significance unless it lands directly upon you.
Also you may in fact not be Black but you are definitely racist as well as probably extremely ghey.

How does being 200% male work?

Four balls and an extra dick on the side?

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How does being 200% male work?

Four balls and an extra dick on the side?

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To further my assertion that he's probably extremely ghey I think he's saying that he has another man inside him.

Unsurprisingly, I have absolutely no recollection of this thread, even though I do seem to have figured large in its failure. Given my initial posting time, it was two in the morning, probably a Friday into Saturday, and I was very likely drunk and high. This database reversion has unearthed some embarrassing shite altogether. How clankingly crass. I'm grinding what's left of my molars.

I still wasn't as much of a fucking knob as that Worldpease spazmoid and that word blocker above. So there's that.

Anyone read that text block? Kinda like a forum version of Martin's ice wall. Our fragile site server won't be able to handle the weight all positioned on one side and is sure to come to its weekly demise... :no:

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How does being 200% male work?

Four balls and an extra dick on the side?

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To further my assertion that he's probably extremely ghey I think he's saying that he has another man inside him.

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Ah. So 300% would make a train.

I dunno ask MBM's wife as she's an expert on that sort of thing.

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How does being 200% male work?

Four balls and an extra dick on the side?

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Ahh, but which side? Left or right?

Fellas I understand our first reaction is to be cocky, sarcastic, emasculating, intimidating again all the bully tactics we learned in grade school why? because if we don't then we have the EVER eternal lifelong threat of being called "ghey" (Dude I love your 'on the down low' spelling of the word though I think the closet is no place for a human to live!)

Here's what I say about "ghey".....The reason there are so many "gheys" is bcuz "straight & Bi" dudes are OBSESSED with the idea of being "ghey"

On beng 200% Male..YES that is what I said bcuz that is what I FEEL in my heart..sorry if you feel some kinda way about that maybe you should try being that & more!

Here is a clue it has less to do with that other obsession of men: Dicks balls etc ....but I guess only a 200% Plus Man would Get that!

I'm sorry my post was so "abusive" as someone said but really I mean it does seem that abuse is the catch of the day here anywhay.. no?

I mean READ your own posts like Chalice did after he got sober! (Stay on that wagon bro I congratulate you I just hope that pic is not how you see yourself cuz it would be time for a character make OVER ..whew)

Perhaps my post was meant to be stumbling "block" to you who found it so "abusive" , long etc etc obviously you miss the spirit or message in the "block" so it was not for you anyway it was for "Worldpease"

Dudes I just reached out to young man who can't understand why we as men seem to find it ok to be disrespctful to one another at random for no known or worthy reason!
Sort of like right now LOL.....That's ALL!

Anyway dudes my last thought consider this I found this blog on a search, I found someone who asked the same question I asked by chance, this is my first time in this blog & my FIRST intent was to show some empathy toward someone in a blog this is how I FIRST represented myself and LOOK at how you dudes CHOOSE to react ...

(talking about my lack of writing skill, my dick size, inviting other guys "gang up" on me about did you read this "block"...why?
ALL because my post was too long?
Ok sorry! don't read it then!
Peace!

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Originally Posted by anthonybrian

Fellas I understand our first reaction is to be cocky, sarcastic, emasculating, intimidating again all the bully tactics we learned in grade school why? because if we don't then we have the EVER eternal lifelong threat of being called "ghey" (Dude I love your 'on the down low' spelling of the word though I think the closet is no place for a human to live!)

Here's what I say about "ghey".....The reason there are so many "gheys" is bcuz "straight & Bi" dudes are OBSESSED with the idea of being "ghey"

On beng 200% Male..YES that is what I said bcuz that is what I FEEL in my heart..sorry if you feel some kinda way about that maybe you should try being that & more!

Here is a clue it has less to do with that other obsession of men: Dicks balls etc ....but I guess only a 200% Plus Man would Get that!

I'm sorry my post was so "abusive" as someone said but really I mean it does seem that abuse is the catch of the day here anywhay.. no?

I mean READ your own posts like Chalice did after he got sober! (Stay on that wagon bro I congratulate you I just hope that pic is not how you see yourself cuz it would be time for a character make OVER ..whew)

Perhaps my post was meant to be stumbling "block" to you who found it so "abusive" , long etc etc obviously you miss the spirit or message in the "block" so it was not for you anyway it was for "Worldpease"

Dudes I just reached out to young man who can't understand why we as men seem to find it ok to be disrespctful to one another at random for no known or worthy reason!
Sort of like right now LOL.....That's ALL!

Anyway dudes my last thought consider this I found this blog on a search, I found someone who asked the same question I asked by chance, this is my first time in this blog & my FIRST intent was to show some empathy toward someone in a blog this is how I FIRST represented myself and LOOK at how you dudes CHOOSE to react ...

(talking about my lack of writing skill, my dick size, inviting other guys "gang up" on me about did you read this "block"...why?
ALL because my post was too long?
Ok sorry! don't read it then!
Peace!

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I still can't tell if this is one of our own mods or elder FST statesmen trying to invigorate the board with these posts... or an original noob who has not yet tasted the cynicism and projectile vomit reaction onto threads which stain most topics with eternal servitude to the lowest form of humour. Apologies to AB... for if you are not a carefully crafted ruse out of an abandoned Douglas Adams novella, then you must be real And you may want to leave now...

Of course... you can stay... but the fellahs and the dudes here are not going to change... it is what i like about this place....this forum is like a car crash... sometimes it is hard to look away... :)

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Fellas I understand our first reaction is to be cocky, sarcastic, emasculating, intimidating again all the bully tactics we learned in grade school why? because if we don't then we have the EVER eternal lifelong threat of being called "ghey" (Dude I love your 'on the down low' spelling of the word though I think the closet is no place for a human to live!)

Here's what I say about "ghey".....The reason there are so many "gheys" is bcuz "straight & Bi" dudes are OBSESSED with the idea of being "ghey"

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Really, I don't think that us "dudes" are terribly OBSESSED with the idea of getting dicked in the ass.

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Originally Posted by anthonybrian

I mean READ your own posts like Chalice did after he got sober! (Stay on that wagon bro I congratulate you I just hope that pic is not how you see yourself cuz it would be time for a character make OVER ..whew)

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Did you miss the part where I called you a knob? Here it is again...You're a knob.

You seem to have misunderstood me, though that's hardly much of a surprise. I'm quite happy with the general content of those posts. It's the syntax which makes me cringe. I could've strung Worldpeace out for weeks if I hadn't been so initially blunt, and that would've been more entertaining. I won't make the same mistake with your bleeding little heart.

The state of my sobriety has little bearing on this. All it meant was I didn't remember the posting. Also, this is not a blog, you shining example of the heroic nincompoop. I spit in your general direction, while tearing up sputum from some glottal area or another. Once more for clarity...Knob.

Yeah! .....really ...dude!
Any shred of logic would finally deduce that when you start with a post that has nothing to do with anything about sex & you get reply posts calling someone "ghey" then further replies fantacizing about "having a man inside you" you now tell me "dudes" aint constantly focusing imagining & "thinking" about homosexuality???

Yeah ok bro...some people don't pick up the clues til the jism is drippin out the sides of their mouths that they "might be a little" "ghey"

BTW Do you have a problem with the term "dudes"? would you prefer ..oh I don't know DAMES??? (wtf??? cant call you "dudes" EITHER?? WOW! ....hint: that's CLUE # 1)

Vestibule I am all for fun games and even some crass humor but been there DONE that & DO it WELL!!!
Trust me it gets BORING after a while & one MAY start to require MORE just for brain power alone!!

And folks who have a brain WILL get BORED after a while like I surely will and I will move on..cuz I've done ALL of this so many times before!

And even the sight of the train wreck or the car crash with ALL the blood, carnage and wounded souls gasping for "life" fresh out of another PEEP of wise assness or high intellectual-LIKE put downs or character assasination attempts becomes passe & TIRED from the same old TIRED asses TIRING after a while trust me!

BUT enjoy the "ride" while you still need to again I've been on this "road" SO many times before ...I'm no longer as impressed!

YES I know these guys won't change in any way that they will let on HERE too much posturing to do, but I guess "Worldpease" let's me know REAL souls do pass through these desolate parts ...they need to know that attempts have been made to civilize the Planet of the Apes!! know what I mean...so this is mostly for THAT purpose!
Peace!..

{YAWN} ...NEXT? get your rags & digs in while you can boys I can tell this won't last much longer for me I feel my pulse rate already slowing down but I know you still gettin off on the new meat...seems some of you been idle & a little bored too ... I also see "worldpease" is ALREADY over this mess LOL

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Originally Posted by anthonybrian

Fellas I understand our first reaction is to be cocky, sarcastic, emasculating, intimidating again all the bully tactics we learned in grade school why? because if we don't then we have the EVER eternal lifelong threat of being called "ghey" (Dude I love your 'on the down low' spelling of the word though I think the closet is no place for a human to live!)

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Dear presumably extremely ghey White dewd

The thing you fail to grasp is that the book All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten is basically my bible and so far has served me well in my career of professional teeter-totterer.

Although someday I do aspire to be either an astronaut or a cowboy.