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The Things You Learn At The Movies?
What are the things that you learnt off a movie you watched?
How about this one:
Most dogs are immortal.
OR
When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
:w00t::lol:
http://www.labiaba.com.ar/HOLYWOD.HTM
Huge index. Just use Google Translate.
Some of those entries are really funny :lol:
It takes days to die from a wound cause by a bullet lodging itself into your abdomen.
D-Rings will ask you to hold the popcorn bucket, then "accidentally" grab a handful that is not popcorn. :no:
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
That a beautiful ,desirable woman can in fact be attracted to poor, plain ,overweight , untalentedcomediansman.
Some guns have an endless supply of bullets .
If you are unfortunate enough to be in a situation involving serial killers or monsters , standing next to a black person will at least ensure that you aren't the first to die.
A hero with a handgun can take out any target but an army of bad guys with machine guns couldn't hit the Hoover Dam.
Fireballs are possible in a vacuum.
You can instantly find the most obscure fact on a computer.
English is spoken throughout the entire Universe.
So long as you can break your fall you can jump off skyscrapers and still survive without even a limp.
Females usually call out "who's there" if there is a noise in a different room.
Crime scene operatives are able to piece together a bullet which is fractured in a gazillion pieces.
Crime scene operatives are able to zoom and enhance shadows to find criminal.
:lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
No goal is too hard nor impossible to accomplished after a good old training montage.
Some computer-related ones:
- Floppy disks can fit as much data as a DVD5.
- All computers are interconnected.
- Any hacker can enter the Pentagon's securest data systems by guessing the password on the second attempt.
- 72px is the standard font size for any GUI.
- You can screw any system typing the command "UPLOAD VIRUS".
- You're automatically asked for a password upon opening an encrypted file.
- The more modern a computer is, the more buttons it has. However, everyone must be really trained, because the buttons aren't labeled. (Except the "SELF-DESTRUCT" one)
- Monitors are so bright they project the image on people's faces.
- Any 56K modem can transfer data at around 2GB/s.
- You can zoom any crappy photograph to infinity with perfect detail.
- If you're using a file stored on a network drive, the program you used to open it will automatically close when someone deletes it. Undeletion and file recovery isn't possible, except for small pieces of Word documents containing enough data to catch the bad guy.
- The NASA, CIA and NSA computers have ultra-easy-to-use GUI systems any dork can use. And the ones that do not, take written commands in colloquial English.
- Every computer has its own operating system.
Pretty much everything in...Quote:
Originally Posted by anon-sbi
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Originally Posted by Wargames (1983)
If you recieve an envelope with black sand in it, you will be assassinated by a ninja.
Grenades detonate into huge fiery explosions.
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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
http://rolighetsministern.se/wp-cont...ge-enhance.jpg
So does any car that turns on its roof, although it will begin to catch fire for a short while before it explodes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Nice pic! :D
any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant
and if someone's going to do you harm, they'll tell you all about it first - giving you enough time to get them first
That's the Tardis's doingQuote:
Originally Posted by clocker
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1753422/Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
There's a sucker born every minute or some people are willing to finance anything.:mellow:
Btw anyone know where a can get a copy? :blushing:
Warez-BB. Yeah, I wasted five minutes of my life just to check. :idunno:Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
IPT is where I am getting mine... :blushing: Looks like it's filled with hotties.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Pretty much how I decide on which movies I watch .Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIPT is where I am getting mine... :blushing: Looks like it's filled with hotties.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Actually the precise formula determined over years of research and study of all things cinematic is : Sex + violence + nudity by well known female celebrities - giant robots x hot Asian or Latino chicks - Michael Bay^2 ÷ by pretty much anything anyone recommends on 0day tracker forums using the words awesome or rofl = my desire to see it.
Of course that is me specific but you could probably adapt the thing to yourself if you substituted male for female and plot for giant robots .
Just for fun, I tried your formula with the changes, and it kept adding up to Friends. :sick: I'll just go with my standard, "big boobs on the cover equals win" formula. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Love needs careful management.
Cherish everything that you have owned now.
Love your family.
There is no such thing as a free lunch.
DVDR: http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/movi...-DVDR-SADPANDA
XviD: http://filesharingtalk.com/nzbs/movi...Rip-XviD-VoMiT
People actually grabbed it. Funny how having a girl in a slutty maid outfitsellsmakes people want to leech it.
This guy (Dennis Devine) must be the next Ewe Bowl:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1715823/
I learned that not everyone gets the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by blackalice28
You guys and your shite movie recommendations... I had watched Warrior's Way, and it was about 15 minutes into the movie before I realized the people on this board trolled me.
Maybe you should give Alice in Murderland a try mjmacky? :ermm:
You'll have to try harder than that, my guard's upQuote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Appearance is important
You appear to be braindead for a humanQuote:
Originally Posted by infwb970
Friendship