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Does she have big hooters? :smilie4:
if ewe could please find a suitable .jpg of someone else who she sort of looks like and also, tomorrow morning if you could please tell us all what her gash smells like and wevar she had hair down there or maybe a nice little skull and cross bones or unicron shaved in :eyebrows:
You love painting cats. That's so Texan. :rolleyes:
luls, ewe're a pervert, mouldy:lookaroun
wasn't it last night? Did you get to destroy her vajayjay? :smilie4:
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There was a small child there when I walked in and I was like "lol, what's that?" and she was like "lol, that's my son"
I was totally like :dabs: and was tempted to walk back out the door but she put it to bed and said dinner was ready.
I've had waaaay better lasagne before, true story.
I'm surprised you didn't falcon punch her there and then :no:
I considered that but I wanted to get my end away.
She wasn't the best cook and she had a kid; I told her the whole "i'm not looking for anything right now etc", obviousment.
A pasty may have been smashed before the night was through.
Been invited back one night next week:sneaky:
The word "Hero" is not one that gets tossed around day-to-day but I think it applies here. A free hot meal and free secks with a verbal disclaimer/clause of not having to do anything else evar :smilie4:
I think I deserve it as a treat to myself after being ditched after 6 years of being completely faithful to one woman who decided she was bored of me.
In other news, I'm off out tonight for a few drinks with a different burd then back to her boyfriend's house to get wopped with a bunch of their "uni" mates, apparently some of whom are bang tidy. Plus they're punk/crusty hippy types, I'm led to believe those burds are usually well up for it:smilie4:
It's good to see this place never changes.
What's up?
hallo skweeky:wave:
In other news, I just got another message from a different burd asking if I fancied drinks tonight.
News must be getting around:o
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Good wurk. That is all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Take your hedge-trimmers. Those burds are gonna have bush.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Skweeky came back!!!:w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Good to see you here again. Thought we may have lost you. How are the kids?
one of them pissed standing up the other day. i know because i was there but i wasn't holding it :o
your p33n must be the talk of New Castleshire :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
this freds gonna need pics at some point. im super, super serial :eyebrows:
Of his p33n right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderyour p33n must be the talk of New Castleshire :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
this freds gonna need pics at some point. im super, super serial :eyebrows:
Need to be dead serial before it takes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulderyour p33n must be the talk of New Castleshire :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
this freds gonna need pics at some point. im super, super serial :eyebrows:
Kids are good yeah, wee Ben did indeed do his first pee in a potty the other day. Ever since then he has been a whiny wee shite though.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeSkweeky came back!!!:w00t:Quote:
Originally Posted by Skweeky
Good to see you here again. Thought we may have lost you. How are the kids?
Milo turned out to be an absolute hell raiser. The child has a scream that can pierce ear drums.
Other than that they are of course perfect little angels :)
Also managed to talk myself into a remote working contract and I now 'work' from home 4 days a week.
Congrats on the kids and the work from home gig!
Both of ours are doing well. They are trading a cold back and forth. We just ordered them a really nice playset, and are scheming to put together a "let's build the big wooden playset party". It might work? :sneaky:
In the grand scheme of things, my son could be FAR worse than he is. He is very persistent and wants to do everything his sister can. That is working very well. It is still hard to not have a heavy heart, at times, but we can see him working twice as hard, for half the results. It is impossible to not have huge amounts of respect for the kid!
So happy to see you back, Skweeky!
Awwww, the wee mite. How cool he sounds :)
I'm not joining your dodgy party! I have had to deal with enough put together toys to last me a life time.