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I don't know how to get an attractive woman (or any living thing)
I don't wanna get a prostitute, but I wanna get an attractive woman for sex. Is there any attractive girl that visits this board and lives in NYC that can satisfy my needs? I live in NYC, so if you wanna have sex with me, contact me.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
Yeah, meet me at Starbucks on Park Avenue South. Bring flippers.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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sexyman30
I wank at pictures of kids.
Fixed.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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sexyman30
why do you have a really stupid avatar .. ?
do you really need that ?
is that some sort of expression thing ?
None of your fucking business, spastic.
Why are you a virgin?
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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sexyman30
my point .. it is so nice ..
to have such a a day ..
i guess i will try to keep it that way ..
that would be the .. nice to do ..
Monkey child.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.
I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
Chavis, so let's meet then.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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OlegL
Chavis, so let's meet then.
Lets. What size is your cawk? Do you like Indian food?
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
You shouldn't care about the size of my cock. What you should care about is the fact that I want to have sex with you because you are an attractive woman. So, let's meet!
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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OlegL
You shouldn't care about the size of my cock. What you should care about is the fact that I want to have sex with you because you are an attractive woman. So, let's meet!
Cawk size is a must. I don't care that you're ugly and have no personality.
Cawk. Cawk. Cawk.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
I said that I wanna have sex with you because you are beautiful.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
I said that I wanna have sex with you because you are beautiful.
I am beautiful. What's the problem?
Can't have sex unless you post a pic of your cawk.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
So, let's meet and have sex.
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Let me repeat myself, I don't care about your desires. All I care about is that you are a beautiful woman and I want to have sex with you.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex (and an erection)
I'm sure someday you'll get that boner, eventually...
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
Let me repeat myself, I don't care about your desires. All I care about is that you are a beautiful woman and I want to have sex with you.
Cawk.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
You are like an object to me, a sexual object; why should I think about what you think?
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
You are like an object to me, a sexual object; why should I think about what you think?
Cawk a doodle do do do.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
You can't troll here, dickhead.
Anyone who's left in the lounge has seen your wank several thousand times over.
You can troll the BT section on a temporary basis, but you can't troll trolls.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
Oleg, your inability to get laid is directly related to your unwillingness to meet the ridiculous demands put forth by women. Women get turned on by making ridiculous demands. It's called foreplay.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
Serious post:
So let me get this straight, if someone were to hypothetically make fun of MBM's son's condition (as has been the case in the past, if I recall correctly), they are almost directly shot down. However, this worthless pile of garbage dares to make fun of Asperger's patients (among others; can't find the post) and it's completely fine? Is it because none of you know of a person affected by it, or is it just because you'd rather side with someone you know when you're in fact complacent with disease related humor?
Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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Darth Rings
Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.
I guess you are right about that. Still, the desire to have sex is a pretty normal desire.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
You don't know how to get an erection? What are you, 7?
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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Originally Posted by
iLOVENZB
You don't know how to get an erection? What are you, 7?
The thread was edited by the mods. They added the "erection" part.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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Originally Posted by
Darth Rings
Serious post:
So let me get this straight, if someone were to hypothetically make fun of MBM's son's condition (as has been the case in the past, if I recall correctly), they are almost directly shot down. However, this worthless pile of garbage dares to make fun of Asperger's patients (among others; can't find the post) and it's completely fine? Is it because none of you know of a person affected by it, or is it just because you'd rather side with someone you know when you're in fact complacent with disease related humor?
Hey Oleg: You're truly despicable.
Horses for courses.
Disease related humour was a staple in this lounge long before MBM's son was born. Should we all just grind to a halt cos some bloke on the internets is effected by Down's? I've discussed this with MBM and it turns out that the guy actually has a sense of humour. His wife too. Who'd a thunk it?
Someone very close to me is an Aspie and guess what? She is not effected in any way by this spastic. She is completely and happily oblivious to him.
It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
OlegL, at first you need to learn handjob first. :P
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chavis
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Originally Posted by
OlegL
I want a pretty woman so much. I see pretty women everywhere, but wouldn't know how to convince any of them to have sex with me. I don't want a prostitute. I just want a normal woman for sex. I never had sex and it's unfair that people had it and I didn't. It's unfair that other people are not disabled, but I am. I want to have sex with a beautiful woman.
I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.
wow!!:whistling
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bijoy
OlegL, at first you need to learn handjob first. :P
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Originally Posted by
chavis
I am a beautiful woman and I'm willing to have sex with you.
wow!!:whistling
Wow what?
Hadn't you realised I'm a female? You're a bit slow, aren't you.
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Originally Posted by
chavis
Wow what?
Hadn't you realised I'm a female? You're a bit slow, aren't you.
Gaining new type of knowledge every time. :)
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bijoy
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chavis
Wow what?
Hadn't you realised I'm a female? You're a bit slow, aren't you.
Gaining new type of knowledge every time. :)
Pity you don't have the mental capacity to retain it.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman for sex
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chavis
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bijoy
Gaining new type of knowledge every time. :)
Pity you don't have the mental capacity to retain it.
mind is not a computer
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bijoy
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chavis
Pity you don't have the mental capacity to retain it.
mind is not a computer
It's not even a digital watch, is it?
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chavis
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bijoy
mind is not a computer
It's not even a digital watch, is it?
may or may not be depending on your line of thinking. :pinch:
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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Originally Posted by
chavis
It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.
Couldn't have said it better.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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AbyBeats
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Originally Posted by
chavis
It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.
Couldn't have said it better.
Yeah, not a chance in hell.
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (and an erection)
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chavis
Horses for courses.
Disease related humour was a staple in this lounge long before MBM's son was born. Should we all just grind to a halt cos some bloke on the internets is effected by Down's? I've discussed this with MBM and it turns out that the guy actually has a sense of humour. His wife too. Who'd a thunk it?
Someone very close to me is an Aspie and guess what? She is not effected in any way by this spastic. She is completely and happily oblivious to him.
It's so-called able bodied people who get their knickers in a twist who have the problem here. Without the righteous, there'd be no trolls cos nobody would give a fuck.
Please. Just because you can make fun of something doesn't mean you should. To find humor in any and everything, and to go as far as pursuing said "humor" not only demeans and demoralizes life itself, but humor and comedy alike. I've spoken to MBM multiple times, as well, and I'm glad he sees the positive in it, but that does not mean that it's a laughing matter, even if the people subject to it attempt to be humorous about it as a defense mechanism. How about the next time something terrible (deserving of consolation, or otherwise) happens to you, I (or someone else) belittles your emotions which are very much real by trying to substitute them with humor?
To stick humor up on a podium above respect and empathy means little more than desensitizing humor, amongst the other sentiments you avoid in the process. For such a person who surely understands that humor and laughter are part of the humanistic experience, you sure do ignore that it is still a subset of said experience.
As for the last two parts of your post, I cannot but agree more (I have known many Aspies in the course of my life; even worked at a centre for the disabled for a brief amount of time). However, at the very least, a sense of respect is due in situations like these. You cannot ignore that fact and be complacent with humor where it isn't meant to be found.
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Just to make this clear...
I was on this board before the birth of my son. Even after learning of the possibility of him having Down's, and the eventual acceptance of his unfortunate condition, my views on language NEVER changed. Not one bit.
When someone uses the terms, "retard, spastic, mong, or Oleg", I do not take offense simply because my son has Down's. I know the kid. None of those terms are even remotely accurate descriptions of my son.
If someone directly commented on my son, or his condition, ALL HELL WOULD RAIN DOWN ON THAT STUPID MOTHERFUCKER. Period. No one has yet done so. In fact, everyone I have spoken to regarding the situation (in real life, AND online) has been quite kind.
In short, it is how the individual takes in the words- NOT my son's condition, NOR the words themselves, that belittle one's real-life conditions.
This section is for having fun. There are those who earn their welcome, and those who deserve to be told to move on. I will not dictate anyone's language simply because I have a first-hand experience with disability. However, I will endlessly haunt stupid assholes who disrespect real people who are disabled.
MBM
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Re: I don't know how to get an attractive woman (or any living thing)
English is not my first language, so I don't think I understood the conversation that Darth Rings had with chavis in this thread...
Anyway... If I had Williams syndrome, I would not be a virgin now because people affected with Williams' have good social skills...
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How are we supposed to help you, Oleg? We are but mere Lounge posters. People often come here to have their self esteems lowered, not raised. And I am certain no one has ever gotten an erection, nor a date here.*
*Excluding Mulder, ofc. And I once got kinda turned on by the description of Mulder's hair cut. :blushing:
