Blog Day Afternoon.

Nothing much of any significance ever happens to me. This started occurring (or not occurring) round about 1988. This is when I started smoking Marijuana in condensed quantities. The last good thing was Neil Gaiman writing an episode of Doctor Who last week. The thing before that was my daughter being diagnosed with Asperger's Syndrome. The thing before that was discovering I was able to produce sperm.

Expect nothing from this diary of sorts except me limiting my activity on this forum to this thread.

Mr Bean is on TV and my 6 year old is pissing himself laughing whilst I cringe. Rowan Atkinson is a cunt. As is Mel Smith (who interestingly developed a dependence for painkillers and thought it might be expedient to go on Mastermind off his fucking face).

If nothing else you've accomplished the previously thought impossible feat of making me not hate every usage of the word "blog"

Also of your apparent further limiting of your activity here , understandable but sadly one more reason to hate life .
Btw the other reasons are Rowan Atkinson , anchovies and the fact that where once we had Dog Day Afternoon now we have 3D Fast Five.

Watch this and share my grief.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYl9nNIoz8o

Grief shared is grief doubled.

I've recently brung myself up to speed with Treme. That's proper drama there. Not to mention, you get funked out in every way every time you watch it.

Also, The Borgias has proven somewhat disappointing save solely for the development of the Lucretia character. I've always loved the idea of her and this seems to propound it.

One of my favourite myths regarding her is, upon waking, she would say, 'what fresh horror is this'. I do too.

Also, Bo is a cunt. Fact.

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The last good thing was Neil Gaiman writing an episode of Doctor Who last week.

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While I am delighted the show is back on air (I have seen all but 2 or 3 episodes since the 2005 series started), I have not been quite as impressed with this year's episodes. I hope for better things to come.

Mr. Bean was funny through about the first 3 skits I saw him do. Now his character is as refreshing as watching a mime that says "Hmmm" a lot.

*EDIT* Pacino was far more enjoyable before he became a parody of himself. Perhaps he should play the role of Bean for a while until he learns how to tone things down, a bit.

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Also, Bo is a cunt. Fact.

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evenin' chavois:smilie4:

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Also, Bo is a cunt. Fact.

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evenin' chavois:smilie4:

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Wotcha, cawkface. :smilie4:

wopped to the macks for the brazilianth time this week, innit:smilie4:

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wopped to the macks for the brazilianth time this week, innit:smilie4:

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Noice. You watching this fucking bawksing farce tonight or wot?

obviousment.

Wish it had a been Bellew, like. Fat bastard couldn't make the weight.

I laughed out fucking loud when he called him a fucking rat.

Quality.

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Originally Posted by chavis

The last good thing was Neil Gaiman writing an episode of Doctor Who last week.

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While I am delighted the show is back on air (I have seen all but 2 or 3 episodes since the 2005 series started), I have not been quite as impressed with this year's episodes. I hope for better things to come.

Mr. Bean was funny through about the first 3 skits I saw him do. Now his character is as refreshing as watching a mime that says "Hmmm" a lot.

*EDIT* Pacino was far more enjoyable before he became a parody of himself. Perhaps he should play the role of Bean for a while until he learns how to tone things down, a bit.

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I agree. Give me a shout when you stop being such a helluva nice guy.

This is the lounge. Now fuck off.

/me shouts...

Nice thread, Prick. :mad3:

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/me shouts...

Nice thread, Prick. :mad3:

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Yeah well.

I'm a prick and this thread fucking rawks.

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/me shouts...

Nice thread, Prick. :mad3:

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Yeah well.

I'm a prick and this thread fucking rawks.

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Yeah. We'll have to see about that. You thrive on mong meat, and there just ain't that many around. You done killed the herd, and there isn't the fertile ground we once had.

In other news: my kids went to their first public play. They loved it, and acted like civilized humans. One lady even mentioned how well behaved my daughter was. I'm pretty proud of my 15 month olds when most "adults" can't seem to shut up and enjoy a movie/play/donkey show. :noes:

So we've pretty much ruled out you being Black then.

Oh, snow white!!! Looks ou for that witch. Shez gotz a poison apple and shizzle!!! Oh, noe don't you eat that there applez!!! :no: :no: :no: :O

Can somebody quote wotever this twat above is saying, please?

I've had him on ignore since before ignore was even invented or something.

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/me shouts...

Nice thread, Prick. :mad3:

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Yeah well.

I'm a prick and this thread fucking rawks.

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Here you go.

People meditate, hey, that's just great.

Trying to find the inner you.

People depend on family and friends and other folks to pull them through.

I don't know why I'm a one man guy or why this is a one man show.

But these three cubic feet of bone and blood and meat is all I love and know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnO41-rKUsc

Best song ever written? Yes, I think so to the max.

Also...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkShBTtu6s4

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Expect nothing from this diary of sorts except me limiting my activity on this forum to this thread.

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I knew this wouldn't last past a day, you wouldn't be the same if you were confimed to only being a cunt to people on this thread.

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Expect nothing from this diary of sorts except me limiting my activity on this forum to this thread.

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I knew this wouldn't last past a day, you wouldn't be the same if you were confimed to only being a cunt to people on this thread.

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I'm only a cunt to dickheads.

And MBM. She loves it.

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I'm only a cunt to dickheads.

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That's not what everyone else is saying about you!

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I'm only a cunt to dickheads.

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That's not what everyone else is saying about you!

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What the fuck would you know, dickhead? Your wife abandoned you and you use exclamation marks.

I seem to know more than you they're bangs not exclamation marks.

Oh fuck, a yank. They're not bangs, they're exclamation marks. Bangs are the thing you get when you fall off your bike.

Doesn't really matter what you call them really. What matters is that if you use them, you fail at language and being a human being.

Thank fuck for that, I hate human beings, they're scum.

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Thank fuck for that, I hate human beings, they're scum.

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Don't confuse your misogyny with the rest of the planet.

It's not our fault you weren't breastfed, you silly cunt.

I'm not confusing anything, it was you who stated I was failing at being human, I just opted for the not being human like you... I think everyone can see why I would make such a choice.

All you've done in this thread and others is belittle the mother of your children. That's pretty low, seeing as she's not here to defend herself.

You don't have the testicles to say it to her face, so you do it here.

Again, I pity your children. I'm surprised she'd trust her progeny with a dickhead like you. Ho hum.

How the fuck do you survive on the internet? Seriously do you get abuse everwhere you go?

Read the thread again dickhead, you belittled my wife, I only refused to respond to your plainly offensive and baiting posts in the way you wanted me too. I can't help it if your a nasty little man who obtains his entertainment from attempting to wind people up on the internet, that's your problem.

:lol:

Job done. :happy:

Next.

rejectOFAll

or

rejectOFAl (whoever he was, who broke your heart!) <-- notice the exclamation there? :sly:

would make more sense. Mods, please update for clarity. :)

Man rejects God . God does not reject Man .

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Man rejects God . God does not reject Man .

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Their G-d hasn't met me yet, when he does...

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rejectOFAll

or

rejectOFAl (whoever he was, who broke your heart!) <-- notice the exclamation there? :sly:

would make more sense. Mods, please update for clarity. :)

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Yeah mods, tell him what it is he wants to say, cause he ain't got a clue! <-- Notice the bang there.

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Next.

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Are you calling number 42? I have number 42.