I hear your mom use to work at a sperm bank but she was fired because she was caught drinking on the job.
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I hear your mom use to work at a sperm bank but she was fired because she was caught drinking on the job.
:drummer:
What did they expect, like a fat chick would spit it into a cup EVERY time.
That's not very nice, boys.
Sorry chavis's mom, we won't do it againQuote:
Originally Posted by chavis
edit: Idol started it
Seems Idol is somewhat intoxicated/liberated by recent events.
That'll teach you to trust people. That'll teach you to give a fuck.
Wait, what's wrong, who's trust has been broken?
Idol, decent spud that he is, entrusted certain people with certain sensitive information.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
One of those people took a hissy and fucked it up. I was surprised and not surprised at the same time.
Yes, I fucked up, and have apologized. I'm a sorry fuck up. :(
*EDIT- And... if my mother had swallowed some 39 years ago, I wouldn't have been here to fuck up. Therefore, I blame her.
Give your sorry fucking head a shake, you twat.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Get the fuck over yourself and the TCC and get some medication.
Honestly, I don't take my indiscretion lightly. I think Idol let me off the hook too easily. If he won't do it, I sould at least be able to count on you to properly kick me in nuts.
Fucking right I will.
Shirley you see the irony you've beset amongst us.
You are as of shite to mine eyeballs.
True story.
Now I'm feeling a bit better. Well, at least as I should. Low. :sadwalk:
If you want the fact of it, I saw a dirty trick being played, and responded with my own. Of course, this is hindsight- at the time, I didn't give it proper thought. I just lashed out with what I had. I also believed the section was being closed behind the backs of its members.
I believe there are enough people in that section who are aware of what happened. I would not hold it against you to put my worthiness to a vote. I'll stand judgement as a man.
No, mate, you panicked when there was no cause to do so. You received an apocryphal PM and reacted badly over a period of days.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
You mistook a place for a collection of human beings.
Fine but that would require you to be a man first.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
sorry I asked... board drama, bye bye
I thought I could slip that in. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Fine but that would require you to be a man first.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabyteme
Could someone please tell me what mjmacky wrote as I put him on ignore when I found out he was imaginary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Something about you being a cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787Could someone please tell me what mjmacky wrote as I put him on ignore when I found out he was imaginary.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
At least it wasn't bad then.
Another self-flagellation hijack.. jazus mbm you must be catholic. All that guilt and sin and such. I suggest the best remedy to fix all the wretchedness you're feeling is just swat yourself a few times with a cat-o-nine, whilst kneeling on a cold stone floor with blaring bee gees music echoing off the crypt walls. It should help, I would think. At least it can't make things worse, possibly.
Also, get your fucking possessives and conjunctives in order, you monkey.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
When will it stop, Kaillie? Can you tell them to stop?Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
All my life, like. Bullies invented the internets as a direct conduit to my abuse. God help me, Kaillie. When will it stop?
Brother Chavis, the pain stops only when you redeem your unworthy soul to the almighty jesus, now get on the ground and give me twenty hail mary's ;)
Is that cat language for anal?
That made me laugh.. Reminds me of a joke
A social worker, lawyer and a priest are out in the ocean, on a sinking boat, full of children
The social worker cries out... Oh we have to save the children
The lawyer says... Ah... fuck the kids
And the priest says...
Do we have time!!
ohhhh... nasty..
meow.....
In fairness, it was Chalice who was working the topic double-ended like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream. I just answered both of them...Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
I wasn't working on anything. If I was, you'd be the last one to know about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by megabytemeIn fairness, it was Chalice who was working the topic double-ended like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream. I just answered both of them...Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
Would you mind babysitting my kids? No, wait, that's right, you're a cunt. Stay away from my kids.
I can't believe I even considered you.
I always miss the fun drama. Who walked over whose ego for whose sake, now?
^^ The suitable answer to that is: Mr Mustard in the Library with the Lead Pipe.
None of your fucking business whoever the fuck you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth Rings
I keep imagining poor Miss Scarlett hung on that rope in the conservatory. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by kallieb
You'd think with the amount of times you do this and then go lick somebody else's ass, you'd get a stain somewhere that constantly reminds you of who you really are. S'pose not. My fault for trying to rationalize a cattle fucker's habits anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
:idunno:
Sorry to break up your circle jerk, but there should really be more mom jokes posted. I want at least one a week from you from now on Idol.
Agreed! mind you the priest joke was pretty good too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
On a side note, MBM the illiterate peon, still hasn't explained what his neat new word 'pennative' means ? My top hit from good old google was 'Geishas with a pen' and thought of Megabyteme as a Geisha is just plain creepy. He isn't really being pensive either, that would require quiet introspection and he won't stfu so that's off the list. I suspect he is trying to be penitent, but if he is, it is in a spammy, hammy , wide mouthed frog sort of way.
I think we should all club together for a ticket to send Chalice his way, and kick the living shit out of MBM, then he will feel better, Chalice will feel MUCH better, and the hand wringing and mea culpa's will stop because MBM won't be able to type for a few months.....
You always have the right answer, Art. You are wise beyond your years... :)
I don't do violence, children.
Especially directed towards the incapacitated. I might laugh if he was kicked in the face on video, but not very hard and not for very long. 37 seconds would be my estimate.
I laugh at cooking instructions longer than that.
Well now, I have no fucking idea what you were just trying to say. Also, I have no fucking idea who you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darth RingsI keep imagining poor Miss Scarlett hung on that rope in the conservatory. :no:
You'd think with the amount of times you do this and then go lick somebody else's ass, you'd get a stain somewhere that constantly reminds you of who you really are. S'pose not. My fault for trying to rationalize a cattle fucker's habits anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by chavis
:idunno:
You come in here thinking you know the place, hovering on a point, disturbingly over-familiar, clearly mis-thinking your importance.
The only overt conclusion is that you're one of those lurkers who mistake themselves for contributors. One of those vicarious spastics who have trouble opening doors and succeed only in bashing their face(s) against them.
I'd do one on your Mom but I think the poor woman has suffered enough embarrassment already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Also do I look like google or something?
Also also if we are going to start making demands of other people then please be more interesting.
See above, Hess.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787I'd do one on your Mom but I think the poor woman has suffered enough embarrassment already.Quote:
Originally Posted by Funkin'
Also do I look like google or something?
Also also if we are going to start making demands of other people then please be more interesting.
'evening