Oh man...

I gotta write an appeal letter to the Committee on Course and Standing at my college because I am past the deadline by which I should have completed my missing assignments and taken a final exam. Today is Friday, so many departments are closed; I gotta come back on Monday and talk to my professors. Man, doing work sucks. I just don't like doing anything, yet life wants me to do something.
What am I doing now? I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m... People, how are you able to force yourselves to study or work?
I am dreaming about getting a hot girl...
Thoughts about my past bother me; I so wanna get rid of those thoughts...
Man, I can't escape from myself, but I wish I could.

welcome back :D

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yet life wants me to do something.

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Fuck life !
Do what you want. why in masquerade ?

When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

:coffee:

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Originally Posted by whatcdfan

When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

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Please tell me how you are able to force yourself to either work or study.

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Please tell me how you are able to force yourself to either work or study.

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$$$ or in my case €€€

Not everyone is able to live from government-'charity'.

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Originally Posted by Disme

$$$ or in my case €€€
Not everyone is able to live from government-'charity'.

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LoL,
Few of them have Dad's charity too

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When you'll die, you will be a property of New york state museum.

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:thumbsup:

Damn, I want a pussy so much; I want an attractive woman so much. I just sent an email to one of my friends, asking him to get me a prostitute and pay her, so I could have sex with her. Life is so unfair because I haven't been able to get laid yet.
...Now planning to start drinking a bottle of St. Ides beer, so I could have some alcoholic bliss...
...Man, I still haven't spoken to any of my professors yet...
...I want a pussy so much...

Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.

For you, it's a joking matter, but if you were in my situation, you wouldn't be joking about this...
Today is another meaningless day of my life. I was told that one of the professors I wanted to speak to wasn't teaching during the summer, but I was also told that if I sent him emails, he would respond to them. The other fella I wanted to speak to has this written on the door of his department: "Running errands. Will be back soon". I don't know if he's back; I haven't checked...
3:10 p.m... Now I am sitting in a sociology laboratory (I found that laboratory by a pure accident when I was aimlessly walking in a hallway)...
Oh man, I want a pussy... As you know, I asked my friend to get me a pussy, and today he emailed me the response: "We'll work something out..."
3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

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3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

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whack it?

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Oleg, when you lose your virginity make sure to capture it on camera phone and upload it as amateur porn. rejectOfAllah has all the details you need on how to fileshare on streaming sites.

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I don't have any details, I only have the names of some sites which apparently accept amateur porn uploads. I don't need any details either, I'm too busy fucking women to be bothered filming them. Where do you think I've been these last two days. She was nice as well. Pitty the poor sap who's married to her, he's not going to be getting any soon.

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Oh man, I want a pussy... As you know, I asked my friend to get me a pussy, and today he emailed me the response: "We'll work something out..."
3:24 p.m... I don't know what to do.

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Just go to the ASPCA or any cat shelter, they have heaps of pussies, but are you allowed to keep a pet on campus ?

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Pity the poor sap who's married to her, he's not going to be getting any soon.

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What a way to spit at a 65-year marriage

Also, it's your primary personality that's been away for (I just checked) 4 days. Haven't you been around all this time?

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What a way to spit at a 65-year marriage

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Five years ago I allowed a woman into my life... for five years she lied to me and used me to make herself feel good about her life... about herself... she lied to my face, she lied about me to her friends, she knowingly lied in the most offensive way she could to me... knowing that the lies she was telling were the most offensive things she could do to... she never gave any kind of fuck about me, or my thoughts or my feelings... they were just something for her to manipulate to make herself feel good. She deliberately and knowingly took advantage of my caring and considerate way to make herself feel good... if the sisterhood don't like me behaving like a cunt towards them... they can blame her... although it should be noted she's not the only woman who has behaved in such a fashion towards me... they all seem to think I'm something they can use to enhance their lives, without any regard for me at all... so fuck em! I'll be fucked if I'll ever allow any woman close to me again... they're nothing more than appropriately equiped sacks of meat who can't be trusted to behave with any decency towards men as far as I'm concerned... and I shall treat them as such. So go tell it to someone who gives a fuck... I'll never be dumb enough to make that mistake again.

Since these were all hypothetical anyways, just clarifying that the malice towards the husband was the base of the saliva.

Also, monogamy isn't really a human thing; rather just another way humanity got tricked by religion.

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I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m...

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I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability. A blessing maybe - for humanity, not you. If you do finally have sex you're going to use a condom right? Just checking....

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Since these were all hypothetical anyways, just clarifying that the malice towards the husband was the base of the saliva.

Also, monogamy isn't really a human thing; rather just another way humanity got tricked by religion.

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Malice??? What malice? You appear to have completely misunderstood me old chap.

I don't feel any malice towards anyone... no, not even the women who chose to accessorise her life with me and my life for five years... And anyway... I did say this blokes wife was quite nice... I just don't care about them... I don't care about her, or about him. I pity him because I know he's not going to be getting any with her for a while... because I know she won't undress in front of him for a while... at least not with the lights on.

It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

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It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

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It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

What's imaginary?

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It's imaginary, so why don't we throw in that you were jealous or apathetic while we're at it.

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It's "ninja master of confusion" mode time again, is it?

What's imaginary?

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your member's recent labial coat?

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

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I am sitting in the Disabilities office in front of this computer and typing this. It's 2:24 p.m...

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I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

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Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

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I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

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I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

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And there I was hoping you'd fucked off forever... you never fail to disappoint, do you.

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I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

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Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

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I think the reason you can't get laid is probably more to do with the fact you reek of semen. But perhaps the fact you can't study is because you're disabled.
Anyway, what kind of spastic are you? Because I know in some residential homes in England nuns have agreed to procure specialist prostitutes adept in the art of moving dead weights and mopping up drool. This being on the grounds that to deny a fully functioning penis a 'labial coat' as MJMacky so charmingly puts it is to infringe its human rights. I suggest you march straight into the chancellor's office and demand at least a nosh forthwith, or you'll be taking this further.

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I'm not sure you can class not being able to get laid as a disability.

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Poor social skills are a disability, and often, a person is not able to get laid because of that disability. If a person is not able to get a job because he has mental or physical problems, then he's considered disabled by the U.S. government. However, if he gets a job eventually and keeps it, then he's no longer considered disabled by the U.S. government.

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There's nine and a half million women in New York, and they all hate you. Fact.

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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah

That's not even in English you mong.

I've covered this for you, I am not chavis, he is not me. If you want to continuing wandering around in a delusional state that's entirely upto you, but keep your delusions away from me please.

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I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

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Hoi. That's a bit harsh. I only use that account to make myself look like a completely demented, utterly thick, monged out arse-rabbit.
Who wants it next.

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Hoi. That's a bit harsh. I only use that account to make myself look like a completely demented, utterly thick, monged out arse-rabbit.
Who wants it next.

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I shouldn't bother if I were you, you're doing an excellent job of being that poster using your "Something Else" account.

http://imgf.tw/441458660.gif

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I can categorically confirm that I am not, never have been, nor ever want to be, you.

It was initially funny to drop in that confusion-bomb, but I've decided that you're the last spastic I'd hitch my wavering internets personae onto.

You're a fruitbat.

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And there I was hoping you'd fucked off forever... you never fail to disappoint, do you.

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What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?

Oleg, there are plenty of females available, but perhaps you have set your sights a "bit" too high. Being disabled yourself, perhaps you should find a girl who is also disabled to a certain level.

You say, "pretty" try lowering your standard to, "having a femine-ish looking face"

Also, ask yourself these questions when searching for your prey...

Must she have all moving limbs?

Must she be able to walk?

How do you stand ethically with sex with the developmentally disabled?

Do you have any female neighbors who may need some work done? You may not have the skills to repair a car, but sometimes women need garages/storage rooms cleared out. Consider a work trade.

There are plenty of divorced 40-somethings who have been divorced (they might have a few kids, but remember each kid exists because she is willing to put out- more kids equals easier), and still have needs. Look for single and over 35. Find that, and you are half-way to easy sex.

Must she really be a "she"? You live in New York. I hear trans-sexuals are getting more feminine with each advance in surgery. Since fewer men are willing to have relations with a once-was-a-guy, you stand a better chance with less competition.

Must she have both breasts? There are many breast cancer survivors out there who are insecure about their bodies. Perhaps you could help one of these ladies improve her self-image.

Must she be healthy? Along the same lines as the last suggestion, there are terminal cancer cases out there feeling alone, and willing to lower their standards for one last chance at sex. Heck, find the right one, and you could have frequent sex for 3-6 months.

Does this sex need to be one-on-one? Being New York, certainly you could find a couple looking for a young boy to join them. Be firm here, and find out in advance if the guy wants to be able to touch you while you have sex with his partner.


Hope this helps. Go get 'em, Oleg!

That ^ was one of the best things I ever read today.

Agreed. I'm now considering dumping my girlfriend, as I've realised there's better options out there.

I'm sure there are many others who would be willing to have sex with him also.

Not mentioned previously are:

The "morbidly obese"- since these ladies aren't able to go out, getting back to "her place" isn't an issue. Find one large enough, and it's dinner and a movie...IN BED.

Women's prison. If you don't like the thought of your newly found sexual partner "running off", just think of all the fun you could have with an almost guaranteed, loyal, horny women in prison. Heck, watch some late night HBO, and I am sure the movies involving hot, incarcerated women will get your testosterone up.

Have you thought about illegal immigrants? New York harbor has got to have tons of women looking for shelter- AND A GOOD TIME. What better way to say, "Welcome to America!" than the gift of a hot shower, a hot meal, and some HOT Oleg lovin'?

With a little creativity, and some a willingness to "be open to diversity", I am certain you will have all the steamy, wall-shaking casual sex you can handle.

Remember: a women without arms will automatically be more horny than one with...

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What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?

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You're not getting any names out of me.

You've got the relationship between me and the woman who lied to me wrongly, we weren't sleeping together, she lyingly caimed to be my friend. When in reality I was just a piece of meat she was using to make herself feel good, at least I was until her lies started to unravel... when she suddenly showed her true colours and became a coward who was unable to face the very same face she looked into as she lied and manipulated me... I could easily have been any Tom, Dick or Harry, the only requirements was for the 'accessory' to be gullible enough to fall for her lies, to be willing to put in time and effort into being her friend, and to treat her nicely. She isn't listening to me, because I'm not talking to her... I'd be stupid to continue trying to talk to someone who treated me with absolute contempt.

I'm posting here, because after being treated contemptuously as I was, I've changed... she was always going to have a profound effect on my life, and she has... I'm now willing to treat people with the same kind of contempt she treated me with... which of course means I'm also willing to dish out the same kind of contempt I've received from you and others on message boards... I'm here to make sure you, and all those like you, get your share of the same kind of shit you so moronically dish out to others... nice innit?

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What's your wife's name? What's your mother in law's name? What are your kids' names? What was the name of the married woman you fucked this week? What was the name of her husband? What is the name of the woman who spurned you so badly? Why are you posting here?

Why isn't she listening to you?

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You're not getting any names out of me.

You've got the relationship between me and the woman who lied to me wrongly, we weren't sleeping together, she lyingly caimed to be my friend. When in reality I was just a piece of meat she was using to make herself feel good, at least I was until her lies started to unravel... I could easily have been any Tom, Dick or Harry, the only requirements was for the accessory to be gullible enough to fall for her lies, to be willing to put in time and effort into being her friend, and to treat her nicely. She isn't listening to me, because I'm not talking to her... I'd be stupid to continue trying to talk to someone who treated me with absolute contempt.

I'm posting here, because after being treated contemptuously as I was, I've changed... she was always going to have a profound effect on my life, and she has... I'm now willing to treat people with the same kind of contempt she treated me with, the same kind of contempt I've received from you and others on message boards... I'm here to spread the kind of treatment people like her and you revel in dishing out, back at ya.

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You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

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You're a liar, mate.

You don't have a wife, you don't have kids (mercifully), all that pish you posted above is fantasy.

You've got another agenda on this board and it's fucking creepy and pathetic. Grow up and get over it.

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I'm afraid not, my agenda is as stated for exactly the reasons I've just stated. If you don't like it... well maybe you should have considered that before you decided you could behave like a cunt towards me all them years ago... because it's too late now.

Although I am interested in what a warped little mind like yours can dream up for an alternative agenda... so come on, lets hear your alternative agenda ideas.