I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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07-26-2011, 02:12 PM
IdolEyes787

I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:
07-26-2011, 03:54 PM
iLOVENZB

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Which identity were you trying to uphold exactly?
07-26-2011, 04:44 PM
megabyteme

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Idol loves the ~~cock~~ clock.

New identity formed by simply moving an "l"? :idunno:
07-26-2011, 05:40 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Or you could change the c to a g and you could pretend that I was president of the NRA.
07-26-2011, 06:07 PM
Quarterquack

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

What the fuck is a gock?
07-26-2011, 06:14 PM
iLOVENZB

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

President of the NRA apparently.
07-26-2011, 06:35 PM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

He likes to gawk at a cock while he cocks a glock
07-26-2011, 06:39 PM
iLOVENZB

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Are you a rapper or something mj?
07-26-2011, 06:59 PM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

only if that's intended to be a compliment

but no I'm not, just a natural genius
07-26-2011, 07:24 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

Are you a rapper or something mj?

In my imaginary happy land of make believe people who are clever with words are called poets.
So yes mjmacky is probably a wrapper.
07-26-2011, 08:20 PM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

In my imaginary happy land of make believe people who are clever with words are called poets.
So yes mjmacky is probably a wrapper.

You mean poetic

And yes I am a wrapper, here's the secret
Windows+R, type notepad, enter, Alt+O, W
Start wrapping
07-26-2011, 08:21 PM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

As a follow up, the only rappers I listen to are poets
Being compared to a poprap artist should be an insult
07-26-2011, 08:23 PM
Artemis

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

I always thought rap was spelt with a silent 'c' .
07-26-2011, 08:25 PM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by Artemis

I always thought rap was spelt with a silent 'c' .

Most of it is
07-26-2011, 08:59 PM
Biggles

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

President of the NRA apparently.

What's a NRA and does it have bewbs?
07-26-2011, 09:27 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by Biggles

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

President of the NRA apparently.

What's a NRA and does it have bewbs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgAJTeD1vmI

Btw I'm glocking at you right now.
07-26-2011, 09:53 PM
chalice

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

As a follow up, the only rappers I listen to are poets
Being compared to a poprap artist should be an insult

That didn't even rhyme. Not one fucking time.

You're like the whitest person I ever never met.

Yet.
07-26-2011, 11:39 PM
LubTheStaringCat

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Idol If your having a sexual identity crisis, then maybe Zlata the Goddess of Flexibility could help :blink:
Is this flexible enough for you :whistling

http://coedmagazine.com/2011/07/26/a...an-104-photos/
07-26-2011, 11:43 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .
07-27-2011, 01:34 AM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by chavis

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

As a follow up, the only rappers I listen to are poets
Being compared to a poprap artist should be an insult

That didn't even rhyme. Not one fucking time.

You're like the whitest person I ever never met.

Yet.

If it didn't rhyme, then you're pronouncing it too correctly. I thought you knew something about butchering the english language
07-27-2011, 01:40 PM
Quarterquack

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?
07-27-2011, 03:07 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

I would say your Mom's mouth but that would be too obvious.
07-27-2011, 05:28 PM
megabyteme

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

My penis says that it's too disturbed by some of those pictures to function properly. If the situation doesn't improve you owe me a new penis .

Where do you want it delivered?

If you have access to such spare parts, would you mind getting Oleg a pussy, so he'll shut up about it? :frusty:
07-27-2011, 07:53 PM
OlegL

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.
07-27-2011, 07:54 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.
07-28-2011, 03:03 AM
Artemis

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Yeah, please give me a pretty girl.

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Darth Rings is a medical student dealing in ill-gotten body parts not a miracle worker.

Combine the two and what have we got, how about a pretty dead girl Oleg ? will that do ? at least she won't complain.....
07-28-2011, 04:56 AM
OlegL

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."
07-28-2011, 05:04 AM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by OlegL

I am not a necrophiliac.
Edit: or maybe I should have said, "I am not a necrophile."

Have you tried, I only ask because I'm not sure if virginity can be lost to a corpse? How can you be certain you're not a necrophile if you haven't tried yet?

That being said, I'm not sure if I'm a pedophile or not
07-28-2011, 05:06 AM
OlegL

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.
07-28-2011, 05:23 AM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by OlegL

Come on, necrophilia is sick. There is nothing wrong with having sex with a prostitute, but necrophilia is just sick.

Maybe you should just start with cold turkeys and work your way up

edit: on second thought, recommending necrobeastiality isn't probably the best stepping stone
07-28-2011, 05:35 AM
iLOVENZB

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

There has to be more to life than losing your virginity. If you haven't done it by the time you leave high school, prostitution looks like the only way. ... or go to your local grave yard.
07-28-2011, 07:38 AM
mjmacky

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

It's Idol's fault for starting a thread with the word sexual in it.
07-28-2011, 07:46 AM
iLOVENZB

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

Surely it's his father for squirting that ~~not so~~lucky sperm cell?
07-28-2011, 10:02 AM
OlegL

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by iLOVENZB

OlegL, why must you make every thread you enter be about you?

There has to be more to life than losing your virginity. If you haven't done it by the time you leave high school, prostitution looks like the only way. ... or go to your local grave yard.

Well, MBM mentioned me and "getting a pussy" in the same sentence, so I responded. :) But you are right, I don't need to continue posting in this thread, so just carry on with your conversation.
07-29-2011, 12:17 PM
clocker

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:

I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.
07-29-2011, 12:21 PM
IdolEyes787

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:

I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.

Yes but I'm assuming that unlike Kate you don't have private security.:wub:
07-29-2011, 06:23 PM
clocker

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

I do now.
07-29-2011, 07:07 PM
Biggles

Re: I'm having some sort of sexual identity crisis

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Originally Posted by clocker

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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

I'm pretty sure that I love clocker.:wub:

I'd be flattered if I didn't know that this is all due to my startling resemblance to Kate Beckinsale.

You still got the tache?

I think that would kind of work :naughty:
07-29-2011, 07:14 PM
IdolEyes787

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Originally Posted by clocker

I do now.

I think the guns might be going a tad overboard though.

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07-29-2011, 07:15 PM
IdolEyes787

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On second thought maybe not.

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