am good boy look for internet booster

Very nice meet my friends of file talk. Hello.

2 week a go i did buy one internet booster from ebay for $167 now am in a hole in the ground to because it will not fit in my laptop it is much big than my hard drive and have no room. I rewindows my laptop 3 time but still no no work. Am i normal or insane not to make this work?

Please my friend help my make this work and will like you to be my friend. Am much good boy all the time and work hard for my monies but it angry me that it no work!!!!!

The internet boost machine is no name is just black box and 1 wire

What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:

Rah rah let's go internet.Go internet gooooooooo!!!!!!!

Maybe try wrapping IBM in aluminum for better reception.

OP is frickin' gold! You made my day :wacko:

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What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:

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It's got to be one of these three things:
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Well, I expected something like this:
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This. Wire inside.

You can make anything fit if you use a big enough hammer.

All good jokes but still not as funny as the OP's username.

:lol: Come on guys, don't make this a fun thread, help him with his internet booster

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Originally Posted by anon

What the hell is an Internet boost machine? :mellow:

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It's got to be one of these three things:
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Hell of a coincidence, macky. I've got 2 out of those 3 laying around the house. :O

How your connection then? Double faster?

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Hell of a coincidence, macky. I've got 2 out of those 3 laying around the house. :O

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Naturally, how else would you power the sybian?

This thread is absolutely without a doubt the best thread ive indugled upon so far. Kudos.

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This thread is absolutely without a doubt the best thread ive indugled upon so far. Kudos.

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lolboy.

welcome back.

after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

am feel sick to not get best speeds on internet speed way test just need :sick:

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after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

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300Mbit is the LAN speed, i.e. the maximum transfer rate attainable for hosts within your local network. It doesn't affect your Internet speed, otherwise everyone would have 100/100 lines.

If that's your Internet boost machine, then mjmacky was right, I have one too!

You can snow it the refund. But I really feel your man, I do like this one times and being ripped off! Ever piece of shit on ebay doesn't count to be the best, no?

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welcome back.

after many time of emails a man say he will install super booster???? for $80. ebay give my monies back but now am no longer in bottom of big fire pit with anger. i buyed new router modems for less dollar but no more speed. i have 2mb adsl and router box say 300mbs but not in my world internet speed way test still reporting to 2mb!!!!!!!!! :angry:

am feel sick to not get best speeds on internet speed way test just need :sick:

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You need to actually understand something before you can be upset and 'at bottom of big fire pit with anger'. The 300mb/s on your router is the Wireless N WiFi speed, your internet speed is the ADSL connection - the 2mb link from your ISP. If you want faster internet you will have to pay (if it is available) for a faster link. Or option B, just stay in the fire pit in ignorance, your 'internet booster' is as much use as tits on a bull.

OP, there is a course available for you, here are some of your classmates:

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You can snow it the refund. But I really feel your man, I do like this one times and being ripped off! Ever piece of shit on ebay doesn't count to be the best, no?

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No anon, nooo, that was post #6

Like I'd check what's been posted already. It's dj_ravelord's fault for coming back so late. :snooty:

OP i will be serious for a moment... you cannot boost your internet speed, if you pay for 2mbs, the highest you will get is 2mbs... internet booster programs and devices are a scam....

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OP i will be serious for a moment... you cannot boost your internet speed, if you pay for 2mbs, the highest you will get is 2mbs... internet booster programs and devices are a scam....

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You obviously don't read posts either, check posts #19 & #21.

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I haven't laughed so hard in ages, especially to the EBAY posting.