She won't go moaning at me about not having cut the conifers again.
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She won't go moaning at me about not having cut the conifers again.
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You could've just missed her vaginal entrance and anally raped her by 'mistake'.
Jesus! No wonder most of you can't get laid... what ever happened to sex being consensual... the idea is that you don't do something to a woman that she doesn't want to do... FFS! It's not hard... all you have to do is treat them nicely and show them some respect... anally raping them isn't nice or repectful.
I respect the women that I'm with but if it's some drunken girl I meet a club.. rape, rape everywhere.. 8D
Thanks for the tip OlegQuote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
No I'm chavis, remember.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
If you're chalice prove it by saying something intelligent.
You mong.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Doesn't prove anything ,everyone knows that.
She would of course be duty bound to knee you in groin, by mistake obviousment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
I agree with Reject on social skills (although somewhat less so on his pollarding ones)
I was going to ignore this... line it up with the other machismo bullshit that gets posted around here... but I can't. Rape is a fucking disgusting crime, and if you actually live up to that statement you made you're not much of a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
Knowing it after I've posted it isn't the same as knowing it before I post it.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
How so? No one dies, and drunk women usually don't recall the experience so they're not scared for life.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI was going to ignore this... line it up with the other machismo bullshit that gets posted around here... but I can't. Rape is a fucking disgusting crime, and if you actually live up to that statement you made you're not much of a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
I guess that depends on your definition of rape. There's Rape, and then there's Rape Rape and then there is Rapish... Also what if your into rape? I am sure there is a small population that gets off on it. How else are you suppose to find out if she is or is not into it?
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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI was going to ignore this... line it up with the other machismo bullshit that gets posted around here... but I can't. Rape is a fucking disgusting crime, and if you actually live up to that statement you made you're not much of a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
I can't believe I'm going to explain this to you... rape involves violating someone against their will... so imagine you get drunk and I come and violate you... say by shoving a baseball bat up your arse... for my own pleasure of course (and believe me repeatedly ramming a baseball bat up a rapist arse would give me a lot of pleasure)... would it be OK for me to do that to you... because you're drunk? Do you think that when you found out what I'd done to you (whilst you were drunk) you'd feel scared by it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
That's violent rape.. there's a difference. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI can't believe I'm going to explain this to you... rape involves violating someone against their will... so imagine you get drunk and I come and violate you... say by shoving a baseball bat up your arse... for my own pleasure of course (and believe me repeatedly ramming a baseball bat up a rapist arse would give me a lot of pleasure)... would it be OK for me to do that to you... because you're drunk? Do you think that when you found out what I'd done to you (whilst you were drunk) you'd feel scared by it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
No I'll be gentle with you...Quote:
Originally Posted by XizieThat's violent rape.. there's a difference. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Or are you defining it as being violent because it's not something you want done to you? If so you're a hypocrite for not liking the idea of me doing something to you, whilst you happily do things to women that they don't like or want.
Oh, bby. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahNo I'll be gentle with you...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
Or are you defining it as being violent because it's not something you want done to you? If so you're a hypocrite for not liking the idea of me doing something to you, whilst you happily do things to women that they don't like or want.
Me sticking my penis into a female's vagina isn't going to psychically harm them unless they're a virgin.
Likewise me shoving a baseball bat up your arsehole isn't going to physically harm you.Quote:
Originally Posted by XizieOh, bby. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Me sticking my penis into a female's vagina isn't going to psychically harm them unless they're a virgin.
EDIT: Oh! And don't think no one noticed you shifting the goal posts there from you anally raping women to viginally raping women... I did, it changed nothing.
Actually it would cause severe amounts of damage to my prostate and I could possibly start to internally bleed.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahLikewise me shoving a baseball bat up your arsehole isn't going to physically harm you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
EDIT: Oh! And don't think no one noticed you shifting the goal posts there from you anally raping women to viginally raping women... I did, it changed nothing.
Don't be such a pussy, use your dick. I know you want him to actually feel it, but making the concession to go inanimate, it's too passive.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Using a dick is a good idea since he's a dickhead. Im enjoying the versatility of this word today. It replaces at least 1000 words with far more clarity and directness than our usually banal convos
I never said which end of the bat I was going to insert into you. You'll be drunk and therefore your muscles will be relaxed, and you'll be unaware of what I'm doing to you when I do it, so you won't be tensing against it... anyway, I'm even willing to bring some lube along to make sure I don't leave you unable to sit down for the next week... so it should all be good. When did you want me to come do it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
You're having a fucking laugh aren't you? The guys a self proclaimed rapist... I wouldn't put my dick anywhere near a sewer dweller like that...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Thank you very fucking much! Although megabyteme convinced me otherwise with the George Carlin skit "Rape Can Be Funny". :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahI was going to ignore this... line it up with the other machismo bullshit that gets posted around here... but I can't. Rape is a fucking disgusting crime, and if you actually live up to that statement you made you're not much of a man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xizie
Sure, absolutely I am. All signs point to the fact that the guy couldn't rape a house pet. Rape is about domination, and you propose a half-assed solution. Man up and mount up, you've let his hole tempt you for too long.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
You should be banned from tree-surgery. Shoddy work. :no:Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
All this talk of man-on-man action is making me almost as horny as a 'Chippendales' gig from the 90s.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Is this before gerbils went into popular use?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAll this talk of man-on-man action is making me almost as horny as a 'Chippendales' gig from the 90s.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
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Oh dear, schoolboy error. They've already got their trousers off. I like a little left to the imagination, at least until my teeth are inches from their furry little fundaments.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Hmmm OK so rape is about domination is it? So what would claiming you're a rapist when you're not capable of raping a 'house pet' be about? Or claiming you use violence against your wife, when you're clearly not capable of it... what would that be about?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
Just out of curiosity have you been anally raped with a baseball bat before? Is this why you are so threatened when you hear the word rape? You have 471 posts and half of them are defending women getting and raped. But you have no problem with men getting raped and are even willing to do it yourself. This seems very odd to me, can you please explain? How would you feel if a transgender or hermy got raped?
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Originally Posted by rejectOfAllahHmmm OK so rape is about domination is it? So what would claiming you're a rapist when you're not capable of raping a 'house pet' be about? Or claiming you use violence against your wife, when you're clearly not capable of it... what would that be about?Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
When you play The Game, please keep all characters' roles and assigned accusations straight. I won't say the penalty is being ejected, but you may potentially project the image of having difficulty following a sentence.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
... a cousin who was brutally raped by a man I would happily... personally... put to death.... until recently had many female friends who have also been physically abused and raped by complete pricks... So if it seems like I have a problem with rapists, and those who physically abuse women... that'll be because I do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frankthetank1
No, no, no... it's not me who's losing the plot... it's you... you just claimed raping a woman who is so drunk she can't remember it is about domination...Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky
I'd recommend you come back and revisit the posts when you reach a third grade reading level.Quote:
Originally Posted by rejectOfAllah
Yes... I bet you feel like a cunt now... see it's quite clearly laid out in the posts... yet you still went off on one about how rape is about domination. It's OK, you're allowed to show your inability to follow threads... everyone knows your a bit thick already.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmacky