As the title suggests, I invite you to put forward your own theories about how Oleg became speshal. Personally I think they didn't fish him out in time last time they gave him a swirly, but I am sure others have their own opinions.
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As the title suggests, I invite you to put forward your own theories about how Oleg became speshal. Personally I think they didn't fish him out in time last time they gave him a swirly, but I am sure others have their own opinions.
He and J-dye got into a fight and the ensuing slapping,biting and clawing resulted in unattended infections which played havoc with their lymphatic systems resulting in severe brain swelling which ended with the unfortunate death of critical areas of their prefrontal cortices.
Either that or he saw his Mum screw the mailman.
I think all this attention he's getting on FST is doing him a helluva lot more good than his 10+ yrs of counselling and psychotropic meds. I suggest we send the US govt a bill for services rendered. The merkin govt apparently pays anyone for any dumb ass thing whether it's worth while or not - so meh.. lets give it a shot.
Dropped on his head roughly 5000 times as a baby.
How many of those drops do you think were accidental?
His father was a lemur
I reckon he's OldGeezer. Cunt-Apple, or not.
Roughly 2.Quote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
I'd forgotten about them/himQuote:
Originally Posted by Something Else
He feeds off pity. Apparently he got plenty of it.
If he feeds of pity then you guys are feeding of off the fact that he needs to feed of pity instead of just sitting on top of the situation and reacting like a normal humang being without a keyboard would, he kinda gives you lot what you need in my opinion even though you sound like your getting sick of it. My 50 cent's.
EDIT: Declaring myself speshal...
Interesting the way you swapped of and off around. However, at least you were consistent. Consistent is a plus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Human_Being
I'd just have called him a fuckwit and been done with it. This whole bit with harshing them subtly just gives them the illusion of adequacy.
We each have our own techniques - and yourself, JP and Chavis are all better at that side of the equation than me. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Snee
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Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Nobody ever explained to me why J-Dye had been banned from FST.
He was smelling like curry, a lot, all the time. Many complained.Quote:
Originally Posted by OlegLQuote:
Originally Posted by IdolEyes787
Nobody ever explained to me why J-Dye had been banned from FST.
Now stop feeling sorry for the little fella. All this bruising is doing him a world of good. I bet his shrink just coddles him and ups his meds when he starts to act up a bit and asks odd questions. It's high time he came out of his shell and grabbed the world by the cojones, maybe then he'll finally find a nice mamacita without having to pay.Quote:
Originally Posted by Human_Being
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321860/
Spoiler: ShowHe lost his Beaver :(
Anybody saw this (crap)? I thought it was a joke when I first looked at the description.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
I have, not bad if you go in with an open mind. I was expecting for it to be darker.
Still, Mel Gibson showing his true colours isn't that bad. The Beaver was obviously Jewish, just sayin'.
Is it just me, or does anyone else think the cheese has slipped off iLOVENZB's cracker ?:blink:
It certainly take skills not to make this look totally foolish. What a strange idea to begin with.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Does foolishness really surprise you in 2011? Nobody has learned that condoms are cheaper than child support yet :\
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Originally Posted by KFlintAnybody saw this (crap)? I thought it was a joke when I first looked at the description.Quote:
Originally Posted by iLOVENZB
Doh! :slap:Quote:
Originally Posted by IMDB