Piss

Refer to the Squeamous institute of bodily things

http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/blog/arti...-on-plane.html

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

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:lol:

There is a career for you over at the Sun. :shifty:

Thank you, but they have enough opinionated harridans over there already x

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Thank you, but they have enough opinionated harridans over there already x

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Most of them are going to be in the clink.

Plain, it's spelt plain.

Shamefully I did the same thing once in primary school when I was denied permission for the restroom. I pissed in the trashcan, facing away from the class. I wasn't wasted enough to shamelessly spritz the cheap carpet.

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

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Oh no you motherfucking didn't

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Shamefully I did the same thing once in primary school when I was denied permission for the restroom. I pissed in the trashcan, facing away from the class. I wasn't wasted enough to shamelessly spritz the cheap carpet.

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Thank goodness you had enough decorum to face away from your classmates. At such a young age as well. I imagine that early foray into public decency set you up for life.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

He took his snake out on a plane! Fnar.

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Oh no you motherfucking didn't

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I tried not to but it just came out.

The French are known for being pissy.


BTW, props to you, Sq for the best one-liner of the day. :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Squeamous

Thank goodness you had enough decorum to face away from your classmates. At such a young age as well. I imagine that early foray into public decency set you up for life.

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My sex tape never generated the buzz I thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

The French are known for being pissy.


BTW, props to you, Sq for the best one-liner of the day. :thumbsup:

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I thangyow! x

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

My sex tape never generated the buzz I thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.

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Well, you know these little setbacks are character building. Nobody does it right the first time they try it so I hope you weren't too disheartened. If at first you don't succeed, improve the lighting, get a friend to hold the camera and shave your ball sack. Perhaps a little anal bleaching if you're feeling particularly fastidious.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

my sex tape never generated the buzz i thought it would, all you can see were glimpses of my dark sack as they slap against the contrasting pale white ass cheeks.

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Originally Posted by norma desmond in sunset blvd

"all right mr. De mille, i'm ready for my close-up," and "i am big, it's the pictures that got small!"

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:d

I'd piss in their smelly french faces.