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got 5 weeks to find some place. i can either continue living on my own which is fucking awesome!1 Get a place with a mate which would include many hilarious shenanigans or be a grown-up and get a place with my misses... :ermm:
like every major decision for the past 8 years i'll just let the internets decide :smilie4:
You do realise that getting a place with your missus means that your stories of rampant nights out and filthy lap dancing slappers will dry up. I for one will be one sad bunny, not being able to believe that someone out there is actually having fun.....
she did get super mad when she found out :emo:
No man should move in with a woman... ever.
that's probably because i took a massive smelly dump in your mums mouth then punched her in the face.Quote:
Originally Posted by bethankful
Does she actually know you??! I wouldn't move into the same bar as you for 5 minutes let alone the same house for at least 6 months.
You've got 5 more weeks, just spend a couple of weeks at hers and see how you feel, moron.
Didn't you try moving in with a missus before? As I remember it didn't end well :dabs:
it did not. :emo:
That's women for you... can't live with them... can live without them... something like that...
Tricky one
Past experience obviously has some bearing but is it the same missus?
Might be a different outcome if a different missus.
Pros and Cons
You could have fun shenanigans eating pink chicken and drinking beers with a flat mate or settle down to selecting cushion covers and talking about rugrats with the missus.
Decisions
:sneaky:
As Santa Yama said - Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it, or something else.
That's something I try to live my life by.
why is there not a poll with this thread mouldy
as you can see the board as become very popular with them. as for the actual question it seems that you are having far too much fun on your own. so its about time you teamed up with the misses again .
Suggestions for poll options? Yes/no seems a bit too boring.
yep i take your point skiz . boring and time consuming..
Agreed. A poll would be a bit too boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skiz
Mouldy. Do you want to use the same vagina for the rest of your life. If yes, then move in. :smilie4:
I'd recommend you go on living on your own wwhixh is fucking awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
You can always burn down your mate's house so you've got an excuse not to move in with them. And if the missus gets testy, give her a two-handed fisting, which, as is well known, is the ultimate expression of love.
Santa Yama ? Whose that, Santa's hippie younger brother ?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaul
No.
Or do it if you want to watch Jennifer Aniston rom-coms (in which she never gets fully nekkid), dohousewomanwork and would like to reduce your computer time by a brazillion %.
Did someone mention Jennifer Aniston.Quote:
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When I moved in with the wench we watched orsum films only, she did the cooking and cleaning and I could go on the computer any time I wanted. True Story.
right its decided then. i told her to go fuck her self and me and an equally orsum friend are getting a place end of next month. it works out better for me because he has a playstation and free weights.
fanks internets :mushy:
.....and people say romance is dead :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I guess Hollywood is right, Bromance is the new Romance, and bros before hos and all that jazzQuote:
Originally Posted by Biggles.....and people say romance is dead :unsure:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Congratulations... you have successfully avoided the woman trap :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
I thought handling wimmin at strip joints was frowned upon, much less living with them after one night out. I'm glad you came to your senses, twas only a lap dance.
Does she ever age?Quote:
Originally Posted by JPaulDid someone mention Jennifer Aniston.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cheese
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she's proper dirty in that horrible bosses moviefilm. she says stuff like "fuck my slutty little mouth". shit film though' :dabs:
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I, on the contrary, think it's one of the better comedies to come out as of late.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder
Motherfucker Jones did a dime in the pen for bootlegging Snow Falling on Cedars, and the subsequent argument about Strangers on the Train/Throw Momma from the Train.
Ah, brings back happy memories. However, divorce 11 years later. It wears thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
we just got back together, hactually:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAh, brings back happy memories. However, divorce 11 years later. It wears thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
Did you agree to play games less and do your share of the housework?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bowe just got back together, hactually:snooty:Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
PS. The blowjobs will never return.
Well, that's got to suck !Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousDid you agree to play games less and do your share of the housework?Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
PS. The blowjobs will never return.
Although sucking is good. When I first heard the term blowjob a decade or four ago I had a horrible mental image of a man inflating like a balloon by the gift of air through the willy. It didn't appeal much to be honest :ermm:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtemisWell, that's got to suck !Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
Divorce?Quote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousAh, brings back happy memories. However, divorce 11 years later. It wears thin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Proper Bo
:huh:
Your fairly young, imho, mid life crisis came with bells on :ermm:
Don't be silly, this is how you make a water balloon for innocent projectile fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I was young and sex had only just been invented - an easy mistake to make.Quote:
Originally Posted by mjmackyDon't be silly, this is how you make a water balloon for innocent projectile fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
Hmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by BigglesDivorce?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeamous
:huh:
Your fairly young, imho, mid life crisis came with bells on :ermm:
It's all relativeQuote:
Originally Posted by SqueamousHmmm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biggles
I think Einstein said that - or somebody from the deep South.
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