tTC Recruitment, the other one

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Looking to invite many members to the Tool Community (tTC)

Here at the Tool Community (tTC), we partake in all things with maximum douche. We share information between each other about people we know and try to get to know those same people... that way we all know those people and each other. Then we all sit around in dead silence and help each other write scripts and such. It's sort of like a job, but better because you'll know people that other people don't know, and they'll know you, which is even better.

We haven't recruited here on FST for awhile because there just weren't enough tools. Though there's always a tool population due to the trade section, the number is too fluid to hold a 1 week recruitment. With the recent TTC recruitment drive (the other one), there has been a sudden surge of tools into the FST community. We'd like to capitalize on this opportunity and get the word out that we need more tools at tTC. Our application process is simple, show us you're a tool. Anywhere on the board is fine, and we'll sign you up right here in this thread.

When you're invited (secret link in your email, which we already know), be sure to say hello in our, "Hi, this is a list of people that I know and know me" thread in the Connections section at the Tool Community.

GOOD LUCK!

I've never considered myself a tool (although I'm sure others have from time to time) But, I do know & associate with quite a few tools. I also own a fair set: Attachment 84076

Will that qualify me for membership?

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Originally Posted by teflon05

Will that qualify me for membership?

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I had an argument with you on a news article about internet access and human rights, and unfortunately that disqualifies you because you used logic in your argument. Perhaps I accosted you because egocentric perspective in its use to decide what others can/cannot have or do is a huge pet peeve of mine. Nonetheless, it was a real argument with merits on both sides, and that's just not tool material.

If you have any new evidence to submit, you can apply at a later time.

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Originally Posted by teflon05

I've never considered myself a tool (although I'm sure others have from time to time)

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Haha, that reminded me of the following quotation: "No idiot complains about being one. They must not be doing so bad."

Yes, I remember that article...& although I'm still not sure I fully agree, you have a valid point. And surprise of surprises, I actually do have the capacity to alter my opinions, unlike many people I've met. Oh well,
tTC will have to remain a dream for now. Hmmmm...Maybe I can still get into CUM though :shifty:

Thank for the lulz macky.

What level is it? :snooty:

Well, I certainly appreciate you bringing this rare opportunity to the masses of FST. I am not exactly certain what you are looking for, but it is a club, so I feel drawn to mindlessly apply very much in the same way a moth is drawn to a fluorescent yard light.

While not entirely handy with my bare hands, I am fairly competent with a variety of hand tools. One of the often under-recognized aspects of home ownership entails the sheer number of knobs present in one's house. Think about it- there are knobs on every door, attached to closets, on dressers, on every cabinet and drawer in the kitchen, and even the stove has several! There are knobs everywhere. Now I want you to picture me twisting, and polishing EVERY knob in the house. Heck, just the other day, my wife came home and could not find me. When she shouted for me, I responded, "I am in the closet, polishing my knob!" Let me tell you, it takes a lot of work, but it seems like I've always got my hands on a knob, or two.

I think from my work with knobs that you will have an idea of my value in tTC. If you were to allow me to join, I may be willing to put my knob-shining to work on all the knobs of the senior members in the club. Like I said, I am VERY knowledgeable, and HANDY!

Since you did not give an abundance of details in what you are looking for, please know that if you had, I would have worked those qualities into my application. So, regardless of what you are looking for, please consider my application to have included each of those criteria.

I look forward to someday being able to proudly exclaim, "I am a TOOL!".

Oi fuckers can I haz invit ?????

I've just added CUM to my collection so now obviously I need a TOOL !

plz plz plz this is my dream.

I would love to join on TTC,can someone invite me there please?

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Originally Posted by Joseph

I would love to join on TTC,can someone invite me there please?

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Originally Posted by Joseph

I would love to join on TTC,can someone invite me there please?

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Sure - what's your offer

Sometimes I hate the amount of freedom we enjoy here at FST, yes it's rare and you can't find it anywhere else but also it opens the doors for lame fuckers to troll

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Originally Posted by spark

Sometimes I hate the amount of freedom we enjoy here at FST, yes it's rare and you can't find it anywhere else but also it opens the doors for lame fuckers to troll

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Not to mention, those without a sense of humor... :(

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Originally Posted by The_Martinator

What level is it? :snooty:

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

but it seems like I've always got my hands on a knob, or two.

I think from my work with knobs that you will have an idea of my value in tTC. If you were to allow me to join, I may be willing to put my knob-shining to work on all the knobs of the senior members in the club. Like I said, I am VERY knowledgeable, and HANDY!

Since you did not give an abundance of details in what you are looking for, please know that if you had, I would have worked those qualities into my application. So, regardless of what you are looking for, please consider my application to have included each of those criteria.

I look forward to someday being able to proudly exclaim, "I am a TOOL!".

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Reciprocating a knob polish is very important @ tTC, sometimes you'll be expected to polish many knobs at the same time, and that will require creativity. We'll keep your application under advisement.

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Originally Posted by Artemis

my collection ...
plz plz plz this is my dream.

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Automatic acceptance.

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Everyone, please keep in mind that we'll come find you. We only have room for about 1/3 of a person, which equates to about 33 tools, so space is limited. We need to stay 1337

u ppl have a lot of time to make useless topics... mhm
and sure i have time to post here .. mhm :/

Time is relative. You'd know that if you were edukated ..

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Originally Posted by hagckz0r

u ppl have a lot of time to make useless topics... mhm
and sure i have time to post here .. mhm :/

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3 posts since May 9th and one of them, this:

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Originally Posted by hagckz0r

I'm also interested in joining TTC. Why do I want to be a member?... What would I bring on table for TTC? I'd be an active poster as much as possible

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Almost our ideal candidate, perhaps admit that you're withholding a name drop and you could get the secret email

It's not useless if it can steal a smile from people. :)

mjmacky, please invite me to the Tool Community. Thank you in advance.

I think you're an honorary member already, Oleg.

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Originally Posted by anon

I think you're an honorary member already, Oleg.

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Oh, it's such an honor for me to be a member of this prestigious community.

Can I join the Tool Community (tTC), or am I to normal for that.

No one is "too normal" for the Tool Community.

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Originally Posted by OlegL

No one is "too normal" for the Tool Community.

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That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

Getting banned is clearly an honour, and the first no doubt adds to the spechalness of it all, but if tTC is the bottom of the BT barrel what's next? I'm guessing isohunt.

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Originally Posted by kallieb

Getting banned is clearly an honour, and the first no doubt adds to the spechalness of it all, but if tTC is the bottom of the BT barrel what's next? I'm guessing isohunt.

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It's not the bottom, we're totally exclusive and we know people. Also those people know us! Do you know what it's like to be known and to name drop, it's like forgetting to tip the valet and totally getting away with it while driving away in your Maserati. It's like jacking off in front of the maid while telling her she won't get paid if she doesn't keep watching. It's like blowing some dude through a glory hole and jumping out from the wall screaming, "got you, I'm totally not a chick" before he rapes you because he was gay like that and it was the men's bathroom, what a queer.

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

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People don't get banned, it goes against Oleg's philosophy.

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Originally Posted by anon

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

That's not true, I'm banning you from posting in tTC's forums now.

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People don't get banned, it goes against Oleg's philosophy.

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Welcome to Oleg's Paradox, the next big bulletin board.

edit: switched type of site, so it can directly compete with tehparadox

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

It's not the bottom, we're totally exclusive and we know people. Also those people know us! Do you know what it's like to be known and to name drop, it's like forgetting to tip the valet and totally getting away with it while driving away in your Maserati. It's like jacking off in front of the maid while telling her she won't get paid if she doesn't keep watching. It's like blowing some dude through a glory hole and jumping out from the wall screaming, "got you, I'm totally not a chick" before he rapes you because he was gay like that and it was the men's bathroom, what a queer.

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I can tell from your post you are a man of the whirled. It only makes me want to join more. I, too, want to experience jacking a maid while she drives a Maserati through a man's bathroom. What more could anyone want. This is my dream!!! Plz, plz sign me up. I want sooo badly to be a TOOL!

BTW, how are the pre-times? I could NEVER join a site with bad pre-times. They are VERY important to me. I am VERY busy, so I do not have time to wait (some times as long as 6 minutes).


If you swear you have good pre-times, I will donate right now to "help" the site. :shifty:

i want to join !
what is the requirments ?

Our newest member, merwais

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Originally Posted by merwais

soulreaper stop ur BS please.
BitMeTv is an elite torrent site. a Crap torrent site like BTN can not over take respect of an elite torrent site like BitMeTv.

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Originally Posted by megabyteme

I can tell from your post you are a man of the whirled. It only makes me want to join more. I, too, want to experience jacking a maid while she drives a Maserati through a man's bathroom. What more could anyone want. This is my dream!!! Plz, plz sign me up. I want sooo badly to be a TOOL!

BTW, how are the pre-times? I could NEVER join a site with bad pre-times. They are VERY important to me. I am VERY busy, so I do not have time to wait (some times as long as 6 minutes).


If you swear you have good pre-times, I will donate right now to "help" the site. :shifty:

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You haven't told us who you know and who knows you yet, we're over here still trying to figure out what your nick is on FST! One guy I know said he knows a dontuntieme and I told him that I know that guy too but this isn't him. Do you know dontuntieme, does he know you?

Also, we can't reveal our secrets about all the amenities of our community. You may have heard a rumor that we have negative pre, a live video feed showing the encoders setting up their auto encoding processes. I have to say these rumors aren't true because if they were than they'd find and get rid of our web cams so let's say they're not true :wink: :wink: So the only other thing I can say is that watching them watch their source is something only tTC can achieve. Only our members will ever know if it's true!

We don't do donations, we just setup an electronic banking transfer authorization from your account to ours, and we only take it when we need it. Sometimes there are unexpected costs like our script server going down, or a spycam breaks, or an unplanned pizza party. That way you never have to worry about how much to give, it's best that way.

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Originally Posted by qnene

i want to join !
what is the requirments ?

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Don't worry about reqs, we let you know if you meet criteria

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

Looking to invite many members to the Tool Community (tTC)

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GOOD LUCK!

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But TTC required lucky people or seriously people ? i don't understand...

Sure i'm not lucky...

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Originally Posted by oppio

But TTC required lucky people or seriously people ? i don't understand...

Sure i'm not lucky...

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At tTC, Chinese, African Tribesman, Bolivarian Alliance and even Eskimo babies are born speaking perfect English. If it's not English, we don't speak it or understand it. The only second language we know is money. Therefore, I don't even know if you're talking right now.

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Originally Posted by oppio

But TTC required lucky people or seriously people ? i don't understand...

Sure i'm not lucky...

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And I sure as fuck hope you're not serious, mate.

take 1 € and buy a coffee...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

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I needz it. Plox?!

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Originally Posted by Darth Rings

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Originally Posted by oppio

But TTC required lucky people or seriously people ? i don't understand...

Sure i'm not lucky...

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And I sure as fuck hope you're not serious, mate.

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you are funny , try with Saturday Night live, probably you will be the new Will Ferrel...

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

At tTC, Chinese, African Tribesman, Bolivarian Alliance and even Eskimo babies are born speaking perfect English. If it's not English, we don't speak it or understand it. The only second language we know is money. Therefore, I don't even know if you're talking right now.

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Take 1€ and buy a coffee...

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Originally Posted by hagckz0r

I'm also interested in joining TTC. Why do I want to be a member?... What would I bring on table for TTC? I'd be an active poster as much as possible

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Originally Posted by mjmacky

3 posts since May 9th and one of them, this:

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how about my activity:rolleyes:
I would to join

i can give you 100$ if you let me in :)!